Beaver munching on cabbage: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

Definitely my vibe right now! Lol

If true this would seem to be trump admin laying groundwork to sacrifice some patsies. www.rawstory.com/dan-bongino-...

I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Who has made this 🤣

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Be careful what you share, Ivanka. Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇

These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)

The irony here is that Davis tried to do something good and just screwed it all up from start to finish because he's wired wrong. Very Trumpian to blame it on staff. Kudos to AJ Rao and Ed Palattella for pinning him down and then following up with the inmate. www.goerie.com/story/news/l...

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

9 goons to yank a citizen out of her car at a school pickup line. What an absolute bunch of losers.

I don't understand why I see things so differently. I see a health insurance industry that thinks it's entitled to charge people 1/3rd of their income for healthcare. That industry shouldn't be "fixed." It should be burned to the ground and its ashes pissed on.

wizard frog is insane

WTF - it never ends with these people.

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Ooof. Not surprising though. This guy is so far down the rabbit hole his next move is to cheer on the Trump admin when they mistakenly catch up his wife in an illegal immigrant profiling raid. "All I'm saying is that she really does look like an illegal, and that accent- Yeah - I'm ok with that."

Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.

Happy? That thing is a sociopath and likely goaticidal maniac!

“The final straw was when we found out my daughter Sophia learned about lesbians from a girl in her class." Guy sentenced himself to a likely death on the Ukraine front lines because his daughter found out from another kid that gay people exist.

Great job everybody! Nothing more American right now than spending over a million $$ to turn food into ash. Hopefully they took a video so they can show some starving kids just how big of a bunch of assholes we are!

As American as apple pie. 😳

This guy says he has an encyclopedic knowledge of Bruce Springsteen. I suspect that he does not based on this idiotic op ed he somehow got published. www.goerie.com/story/opinio...

Jesus Christ - I can see why the working man turned out for this asshat.

A good percentage of my friends are conservative. That percentage is 0, which is a good percentage of conservative friends to have

Welp - that's not great:( nymag.com/intelligence...

Today I learned you can use a Don Jr venture to avoid maga businesses. Not what they were going for, but helpful all the same. www.publicsquare.com/marketplace

Peaceful rainy day at the cabins!

Sounds like it’s a mistake to leave public goods in the hands of billionaires who can decide at any moment they’re bored and don’t want to support them anymore bsky.app/profile/clar...

There are certain things you just don’t let JD Vance near: - football trophies - couches - democracy - popes, apparently

Greetings and good morning it’s the Wednesday farm rush hour with Chris 😊

Remember, the thugs falsely calling Garcia a “terrorist” or “gang member” are the same idiots who enacted massive tariffs on an island populated only by penguins, and put our Navy pilots in danger by planning military attacks via emoji-filled group chats on an insecure app.

Guy confidently says people will accept a major policy change or overhaul. His first stab at current policy is 5 whole years off. 5 years So his extension plan is to go 8 years beyond the age he "thinks" SS kicks in. Do you know any 70 year old active construction workers?

“I know it’s not effective because some family members ended up getting the vaccine, and they got the measles way worse than some of my kids,” said Hildebrand, who is raising two other children with his wife, Eva. “The vaccine was not effective” And the other kid? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

They have such undeserved self-confidence....and when called out try to haha their way out of it....which makes them look even dopier. He was probably workshopping that gotcha all morning and was so proud of it for about 4 seconds. His backup plan? Clothes lines when he was a kid.

Goon squad appears to be pro mask.

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election. A huge upset victory for the Democrats.

JD Vance directs a White House Instagram video

Great job everybody! The pinnacle of American Exceptionalism is allowing dipshits to bring Measles back from extinction. www.goerie.com/story/news/h...

Sure, Jackie Robinson crossed the color barrier. But when he got to the other side, he was still Black. by Pete Hegseth

Love this

Cool - now hopefully CNN follows up as to just where this stuff ends up. All the infrastructure that would have shipped and distributed is gone, so now it would appear this guy is getting paid to make stuff that will sit and rot. www.cnn.com/2025/03/03/p...

Marco Rubio is like having Tom Wambsgabs as Secretary of State, a man whose ambition is to be an empty suit, on board to take any stance, say anything, whatever the boss wants, and sponge up some of the pain that comes back, all for the trappings, the title, the plane rides, the suits, to be there.