I'll never forgive JLU for implying that Batman Beyond Batman named his dog after a dead little girl.

Threepio: fuckin hate that R2-D2 asshole Also Threepio: PUT BITS OF ME IN HIM IF IT SAVES HIM OH GOD I CAN'T LOSE HIM

The best Luke and Leia parallel: they both married hotshot pilots from Corellia.

Current mood: the sigh at the beginning of Every Rose Has Its Thorn

Eat the booty like groceries. Specifically, vegetables; WASH IT FIRST

Y'all ever get fic flashbacks from songs? Because Jupiter by Jewel has been ruined for me by the Ed Edd n Eddy fandom.

Of all the things from new millennium Scooby Doo that got to stick around, I'm glad the Hex Girls were the big ones.

when I was a small child, my mother tried to get me to play with baby dolls. she got me a lot of them. I played Orphanage. I took care of them until it was bedtime, then they all went into their drawers to sleep, to dream of the parents that would adopt and love them.

Big Challenges?!

sweet mother of christ

Hey look, it’s Carrie Cutter and Dana Dearden.

Every now and then, I remember the bunch of shrimp I ate completely raw because Varun's mom had marinated them so well, I assumed they were cooked.

Okay so, it has been like 20 years and FatM fans still don't have a unified name, so I'm gonna throw out what I've been calling us in my head for at least two album cycles now. I present: the Coven of the Machine.

I had Taco Bell tonight for the first time since the first Obama administration.

"If I disappeared suddenly, would you look for me or just accept it?" I ask the little black cat in my lap. She looks at me, squeaks, and snuggles in more aggressively than before. I can't move her. I have to pee.

Songs I think about at least once a month at random: Untouched- The Veronicas Electric Feel- MGMT Monster- Dodie That's Really Super, Supergirl- XTC Pink Cadillac- Bruce Springsteen Lost Without Each Other- Hanson Good Kisser- Lake Street Drive Just Exist- Eliza and the Delusionals

A huge slew of Warner Bros., Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, and Amblin cartoons is headed to Tubi on March 1.

And if I say I think I should get bangs again, what then?

Now what the hell is General Hux doing in a Taylor Swift music video

Seeing the Everybody Scream tour merch coming out like FLORENCE!!! Make the Sympathy Magic and Witch Choir sweatshirts into t-shirts, because I live in Florida, and my $90+ tax is YOURS!!!

Keeping up the streak of YouTube Music calling me gay.

I crave raw fish so hard and so often that I know I was a bear in my past life

Why does every Ross bathroom gotta smell like someone died in it

"Because Shapeland...is Animal Kingdom." I scream every time

Me: okay, I need to lock in and get shit finished in the Nova Zone. No distractions. My brain: you know what you need to do. Me: -puts on the Defunctland episode on lines-

"Today has been a tough year for you, huh?" Shut up that's hilarious I'm gonna kill you

...they're advertising Daredevil before Wonder Man using the Fartbuckle song. This is an incomprehensible sentence, thank god.

"I refuse to believe temperatures in the negative exist in the US, that's Canadian bullshit." Good morning and also RIP to my friend in Wisconsin who sent me a screenshot of her -17 degree weather app report.

I have more respect for the people who freehand those monsterfucker books than the people writing het omegaverse via chat GPT. It takes a special kinda horny to need to rely on AI cause both hands are occupied.

"No, Spiders Georg is not a real person" is a thing I just said in this the year 2026. We are losing recipes.

TikTok is good, occasionally

Eat the booty like groceries. Specifically, vegetables; WASH IT FIRST

I was just asked if I remembered how utterly inescapable Wonderwall was back in the day. I said maybe.

Remember the time Mirror Master stole Barry's dick.

I couldn't give a shit about the Joker if I was pumped full of laxatives with a gun to my head, tbh.

Hate is such an extreme emotion, but God do I feel it.

I wonder how many monsters ended up unemployed at the end of Monsters Inc because they weren't funny.

Which stone do I have to spill blood on for me to sleep through the night.

Has anyone ever actually eaten Nutella on bread and not directly out of the jar like an animal, science asks.

I don’t like to think of it as punching someone right in the fucking mouth as much as being an active participant in oral fisting.

Current mood: Exaggerated sigh at the beginning of Every Rose Has Its Thorn

Sometimes I regret my thirst for Captain Cold but mostly I just regret ever picking up a Flash comic.

Literally no one is worth shaving all the way up your leg if you don't feel like it.

This is nothing like my self insert fanfic.

Nothing says friendship like awkward face touching.

She-Hulk story idea: client is a man who came back to life, being sued by his life insurance agency for fraud.

If you can’t envision being friends with a woman without an eventual romantic payoff, you’re not mature enough to be friends with a woman.

Owen and Axel recreating that scene from Dirty Dancing during a job and then escaping with all the loot cause SURPRISE IT WAS A DISTRACTION!