“The entirety of the document consists of very specific battle plans for the scorched-earth military conquest of Azerbaijan and a clear directive that all persons named in the will immediately begin deploying troops to carry out these objectives,” said a person close to Graham’s family

Absolutely atrocious 🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2026/07/10/c...

Dear Democratic politicians, Lindsey Graham deliberately chose to spend his last years making the lives of people in the US and abroad as miserable as possible. The fact that he also had that certain brand of charming southern geniality for his colleagues makes it worse, actually.

What I'll remember most about The Joker was his sense of humor and how he deployed it to instigate chaos in Gotham. Though he frequently tried to kill me and everyone I love, The Joker was never disagreeable." -Batman

Lindsay Graham and I often disagreed on whether you should overturn Democratic elections, starve the hungry, bomb anyone and bomb everyone dark, but nevertheless I hope his loved ones stay off the internet and the rest of you have some fun.

Maybe let's not do this? 🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2026/07/10/c...

See Age Verification for ‘safety’

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

people need to go to jail over this, its the only thing the democratic party should be saying right now. all of them, in unison, no matter the question or topic, needs to be saying “insider trading is against the law”

From Rory Scovel's newsletter today: "Everything feels like such a fucking downer all the time. It’s hard to find the fun to keep the beach ball up in the air. ...Are we really all here to work and barely get by and pray for a small vacation every year that’s too expensive?"...

Get off Spotify. There are greater alternatives.

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

Memento but it’s just that thing where you know you have 30 seconds to either do a thing or write down a reminder to do it before the idea is lost forever

Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now - defector.com/promises-mad...

Maybe stop reporting like the president is telling the truth. Since he’s not telling the truth about really anything.

"Nate Bargatze can support Trump. Nate Bargatze can attend Trump’s White House UFC party. Nate Bargatze can pose for photos with political figures. What Nate Bargatze can’t do is all of those things and then pull the ‘I’m not political’ card like we’re all f—king idiots.” parade.com/entertainmen...

Renfield Admits Count Dracula Can Be "Kind Of A Lot"

Just once, I would like one of these congresspeople to say “If you’re not willing to acknowledge reality about this, then I have no reason to trust you about anything else. I will vote no. I yield the rest of my time.”

i just think if you have a trillion dollars you shouldve at some point provided a good or service that people were willing to pay for

Remember, @bhennrich.bsky.social is running against this traitor and he actually supports trans rights and doesn’t agree with Nazis 65% of the time.

"Would Jesus want us to turn the other cheek, like a girlie simp, or would he have owned the libs while gnawing on a steak?" www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Are there any index funds that are going to offer a version of their funds minus SpaceX?

I’m sorry but the very absolutely last person America wants to hear from is Jill Biden.

Can anyone point to a moment in American history where “Instead of prosecuting these people who violated the law to serve their own political ends I think they should face no consequences so we can heal our divided nation” didn’t make things worse

For sale: James Acaster - front row seats. Never used. 😔

Hi @mikewozniak.bsky.social and @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social some big spots just opened up at the Wells Comedy Festival .... If you're interested in that sort of thing 😎

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Look, before you write off Ted Cruz completely, you really have to consider how much he's done here in Texas. THEN you can write him off completely.

If you're in power in NJ, NY, MD, CO, IL, WA, OR, wake the fuck up and announce steps to redraw the maps so that Democrats are not drawn out of power forever.

Harris/Walz would’ve won if those fucking establishment consultant hacks had just gotten out of the way and let them say “These freaks are weird!” every day for three months and you’ll never convince me otherwise

What did people think he meant when he said Republicans just had to elect him this one time and then they would fix it so no one had to vote anymore? Like what other explanation was there?

The immortal WikiBear

An incredible run from one of the absolute best

Hilarious thought by @sarakatew.bsky.social in her excellent newsletter today

Another inspiring story showing how awesome things are in this great country www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/r...

Really thought we all decided to quit it with the Billy Joel erasure a few years ago. #BillyJoel www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

why tf is jimmy fallon on snl uk go awayyyyy

Maybe Reese Witherspoon is drunk when she says this shit about AI and crypto, like when she said “Do you know who I am” to that state trooper

I think David Harbour’s character on DTF St Louis is one of the great television creations of all time.

Price of oil goes up, price of gas goes up Price of oil goes down, price of gas stays the same

A note for all podcasts that allow people to swear: Either tell the guests before the show that they are allowed to swear or cut out the part after the guest swears for the first time where they say “oh sorry are we allowed to swear on this”

There isn’t anyone I need to be okay more than Eugene Mirman.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Saw #ProjectHailMary today and loved it. Not a hard sell in our household (we both loved the book), but see it in the theater if you can!

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

“On the other hand, I, Cory Booker, say these things publicly then simply choose not to back them up with any meaningful action. Anyway buy my new book I’m going on tour probably during crucial Senate votes byeeeee.”