couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

That feeling when you just cant seem to find the last two players for a dnd game -.-

saw a drop dead gorgeous woman, but she’s straight 😔

*circles mattress 11 times and collapses*

"i actually never really had dysphoria up until recently" -girl who just started HRT and is slowly realizing she had 0 will to live for Decades and had completely emotionally isolated herself to such a degree that Constant Dysphoria just became her baseline for her entire life up until now

*throws bra on the floor* NO MORE TITTY JAIL. *stomp* TITTY FREE!

(Mostly) me btw

I mean who doesn't want 8 foot tall super soldier women?

Yeah i know :(

I want to stop feeling sick and just be able to breathe

*draws magical ray gun* Me, cowgirl voice: You're talkin' some mad shit for someone in UwU range, darlin'.

*circles mattress twice and collapses*

Everyone but me

In a heartbeat

Burglar, wandering through my apartment: "Where the FUCK are the valuables? Why does she have so many books? Oh, neat, a Gundam figurine. I guess she likes to assemble — it's not a model kit?! Damn. This bitch really is poor. I'm starting to feel bad. Do I leave a $20 on the counter for her? Shit."

Yesss

[Morgan Freeman voice] Get busy puppygirlin’ or get busy dyin’.

Me all day every day

I love this one :3

"you sit like a girl" "you punch like a girl" "you dress like a girl" okay but when I'm actually a girl now everyone has a problem

I wish to experience this

Anyone?

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Hell yeah 😎