saw a drop dead gorgeous woman, but she’s straight 😔

*circles mattress 11 times and collapses*

"i actually never really had dysphoria up until recently" -girl who just started HRT and is slowly realizing she had 0 will to live for Decades and had completely emotionally isolated herself to such a degree that Constant Dysphoria just became her baseline for her entire life up until now

*throws bra on the floor* NO MORE TITTY JAIL. *stomp* TITTY FREE!

(Mostly) me btw

We go now live to our economics editor who has broken out the good whiskey and seems to be playing with a revolver. How are the markets reacting Greg

I mean who doesn't want 8 foot tall super soldier women?

Yeah i know :(

I want to stop feeling sick and just be able to breathe

*draws magical ray gun* Me, cowgirl voice: You're talkin' some mad shit for someone in UwU range, darlin'.

*circles mattress twice and collapses*

Everyone but me

In a heartbeat

Burglar, wandering through my apartment: "Where the FUCK are the valuables? Why does she have so many books? Oh, neat, a Gundam figurine. I guess she likes to assemble — it's not a model kit?! Damn. This bitch really is poor. I'm starting to feel bad. Do I leave a $20 on the counter for her? Shit."

Yesss

[Morgan Freeman voice] Get busy puppygirlin’ or get busy dyin’.

Me all day every day

I love this one :3

"you sit like a girl" "you punch like a girl" "you dress like a girl" okay but when I'm actually a girl now everyone has a problem

I wish to experience this

Anyone?

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Hell yeah 😎

spit it out right meow