death to america, golf, and the grass lawn

*paws at u* get hard 4 me? *paws at u* get hard 4 me? *paws at u* get ha-oh yeah i'm sorry uhhhh... *paws at you* stay soft 4 me??

Marionette girl being positioned on her owners knee while her strings are pulled and played with for the bemusement of her owners guests.

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for puppygirls and leather jackets

Every girl deserves heavy weapons!

Developed as a person, I only really want to put my fingers in other girls mouths now

Of course the dismantling of ships is inherently erotic, why would they be called shipbreakers if it wasnt?

Never been more back oh my god!!!!

It's "Touch me Thursday" if you want to celebrate it

Ough i have covid, the only cure is sideboob with unshaved pit..

*desperatly need to be taken advantage of while high voice* hey can i come over and smoke with you

Pointing frantically

Clapping my hands for my guards to take you away but I fuck it up and instead signal them to come molest me infront of you

Just got stabbed and I feel so weak but she keeps dragging her finger over the wound and making a mess with the blood and im starting to think shes deriving some sick sexual pleasure from this

Yea having an iron deficiency sucks but have you considered that you could have someone catch you as if your a fainting princess whenever you get up a little too fast.

Despite what they keep telling you princesses are NOT made to be locked up in cages and poked fun at.

Need to be used and abused like a fleet vehicle

I dont need therapy, i need a girl who swears she isnt going to hurt me to beat me up

Lets play this game called "pet and praise the princess" where you pet and praise the princess

Its not only the princesses right but its her duty to put you in predicaments that end in some sort of sex

Just morning cause if it was a good morning i would've woken up in the early hours of the morning with a girls penis already halfway into my mouth

Women are getting me high and making me answer embarrassing questions :(

Call me a blunt the way i want to be passed around in the woods

Sorry for not posting that much, ive been playing with pixel art for the past few days.

Its like really hot and you should put on that tank top... yea that one where the arm holes are really big and its easy to see your armpits... while ur at it a bra will probably make you hotter so you should take that off too

Man this porn sucks, why isn't she crying or chained to the radiator

Replaced my flesh with machinery but the girls at the chop shop still refuse to disassemble me for salvage. Whats even the fucking point.

Annoying my guards while unbeknownst to me I'm in the first panel of a comic with the title "Princess breaking"

Okay the sickness is gone and once more I've regained the urge to helplessly hump someone's boot while they ignore me.

Its normal to get hard when someone start to talk down to you for being bad at the game, right?

You NEED to princess carry me and kiss my forehead, its the only way to cure the sickness

Handmaidens are actually just there to put their hands in your mouth

Sickness really does just come out of no where and leaves you feeling like a princess in her final days as the consumption consumes her

I DO NOT TALK ABOUT HUMPING THAT MUCH PREDICTIVE TEXT STOP TRYING TO BESMIRCH ME

Real friends let their friends grind on their thigh

I dont like this game :(

Why rot when you can frot

Princess imprisoned post revolution but due to her reliance on people to do her daily tasks for her shes weak and all her old officals and officers bully and humilate her

I love finding new mountain goats songs or relistening to old ones.

I love downloading music I could already listen to by streaming onto my computer.

A princess shouldn't have to pleasure herself. It's unbecoming, besides that's what knights and maids are for.

A group of maids quickly converging on an intruder trying to enter the castle then slowly backing up to reveal a new slightly dazed maid

Don't hump the boot you lick or something like that

Summer is so nice cause i can keep my window open all night and its close to the ground so people can climb in and out and surely no woman with ill intentions would take advantage of this.

Robot girl who has a cassette deck and when you touch it she orgasms.

Please put ur fingers in my mouth Sunday

They are trying to make my zomboid charchter not hot (they want me to wash off the blood)

Bloody butch lesbian save me bloody butch lesbian

Robot girl getting horny and her eyes turn into little throbbers

Cumming in a robot girl and waking up the next day to a perfect clone of myself