womb tattoo idea

If your cold their cold, put her fingers in your mouth

I'm normal and well adjusted

I'm literally so nice and you just hate me because I turned your princess into my dog then usurped her spot on the throne

“Your hair is so cute!” Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it.

Yes you need to kiss the princesses boots, it's literally just royal etiquette

why the hell am I seeing thanksgiving photos in november, that shits in october. im sorry that you think you're american but you need to grow up and remember that the usa doesnt exist, you freaks have problems. quit larping. they made that shit up for marvel movies.

Its a bite or be bitten world, and sister, im chomping

this is what it's like, yeah.

good morning >w<

The internet is for playing with friends and having women describe the ways they want to abuse you and nothing else!!

Ass or tits? Her dorkiness, her yapping, her beautiful smile, her enchanting eyes, her personality, her ti-

Its so fucking unfair. Why do I have assignments and shit. I should be getting chased through the woods by sadistic women like how god intended.

getting my degree in yearnalism from Puppy Girl State University

I think more women should wear office clothes and also be kinda mean to me

All Canadians are boot perverts

Horrible being with a normal friend and hearing them insult perverts

I think you should get really angry at me and pin me down and realize how easy it was and feel a bit turned on and im shivering and kinda scared under you and it turns you on even more and y-

yeah im a 9/11 survivor. gotten through like 23 of them so far its literally not a big deal. get over it already america

the need to get really high and go nonverbal and just paw at each other for a couple hours until we fall asleep holding one another,,,

Good arguments but its too late, i already portrayed you as the evil C cupped devil worshiper and me as the pure and angelic A cup haver.

good morning ^-^ *falls asleep* good morning ^-^ *falls asleep* good morning ^-^ *falls asleep* good morning ^-^ *falls asleep* good mo-

girl who says "part of me" with a very singlet and non-plural regularity

The prettiest princess wants to know if she can put a collar on you

What the fuck

All I really want in this life is to have my fingers in a girls mouth... and also maybe a Subaru Baja in mint condition with unlimited gas

i NEED to black a girl's boots or im going to DIE

Even the top sniffs pits

sucking strap in a prideful and proletarian way

YIPPEE THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE 2023! NEW ALBUM!!!

bet it feels good as fuck for a grunt to shoot her commanding officer

Its normal to use the royal we, right? Its normal to say it in your head enough that it starts to accidentally slip into sentances sometimes, right?

Grabbing you by ur stupid knight chestplate and forcefully pulling you in for a kiss

Doctor just gave me a prescription for a several hour long pleading makeout sesh with grinding

If a girl asks if you want to see her city on city skylines shes actually asking if you want to keep her as a pet

FREE BOSTON CREAM LETS FUCKING HO

What if we we're two people out on the cold winter Prairies, and towns too far to get to with the temperature, and we both reason that'd we probably have better chances of surviving if we both shacked up together,

Sorry, could you infodump to me again? I got distracted halfway through thinking about how'd I'd like to keep you as a pet.

Oh you're straight? well then who's the mech pilot and who's the handler?

Oh your straight? So whos the puppygirl and whos the owner whos also occasionally a puppygirl to?

Happy "let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me…" Wednesday!

Good morning ^-^ *lays in a compromising position that leaves me easy to overpower and take advantage of*

*sighs dreamily* being a caretaker to a doll

death to america, golf, and the grass lawn

*paws at u* get hard 4 me? *paws at u* get hard 4 me? *paws at u* get ha-oh yeah i'm sorry uhhhh... *paws at you* stay soft 4 me??

Marionette girl being positioned on her owners knee while her strings are pulled and played with for the bemusement of her owners guests.