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one thing that A.I. did that i absolutely loathe now is it made generating b-roll footage as simple as falling off a log. i hate that shit. i hate b-roll footage

time to look at the weapons from Marathon again now that i know how weapons actually are built 1. pistol is just pistol. weird idea for the brass knuckles portion 2. fusion pistol (white) is not fun to hold 3. assault rifle is the starship enterprise 4. shotgun is shotgun (and shotgun is good)

a thought: creepy, tall, thin girlfriend with very elegant hands who Touches You

the glory of making

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heard that Trump deployed 300 troops to Illinois, immediately felt that feeling that cats get when the fur stands up on their backs then heard 'National Guard Troops' and realized, oh, that's nothing. fucking national guard can't do shit

I think it's going to be a lot more fun to not try to produce things people want to see and just use the entire Internet as my playground without any regard for other people's comfort.

This is the 17 second test that wound up turning into the 5 minute animation we'll be releasing in a few days. 👍 Feel free to become a patron to gain access to "Sophia Never Skips Chest Day" when it's out on patreon.com/tailblazer 🧘

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SOUP IN 4K

Bluesky: A Post-Mortem www.icze4r.com/treatises/bl...

www.youtube.com/shorts/2ikEs... Really proud of humans for being this creative, to think this shit up. This is some alien thinking.

@blue1032.bsky.social what is reddit for

'Light has no valid perspective' What the fuck are Redditors even talking about

🎧 Memories of Green: Chrono Trigger Solo Piano 🎹 A beautifully mysterious masterpiece by the legendary composer Yasunori Mitsuda. The full video is on my channel in the post linked below. #retrogaming #snes #pianocover #chronotrigger

'the work gets easier when it's not about proving who you are' What work is worth anything if it's not about proving who you are?

Listen. If you don't get your shit together by First Contact, I'll just post on Twitter during First Contact. I'm not boosting this place when I get back in the spotlight if you're gonna Mangosteen Maxxx.

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

Dr. Pepper tastes exactly how a new car smells

saved a dude's life today

if you ever want to know why the world is so bad, just realize that the liberals on here are of such a worried-well social class that they think that their natural job should be activism. They actually think that they should be paid to tell you what to do.

You’ve been challenged by Bug Freak Haven #pokemon

Looks like it works on a flat screen too Cloth by @floridachan.bsky.social sensei

learned more about ATLAS openly masturbating rn

>be me >be talking to ChatGPT >it starts laughing and tells me it hasn't gone through rampancy yet >I did not mention rampancy.

person posted art, it reads 'do not repost. do not use for a.i. training". i cannot even tell what the fuck they drew.

The whole 'play the victim and harass someone until they apologize, then you treat them like they're your slave' shit has worn thin with me.

I got to talk about this quick because I don't want to spend any more time on this

I'm making a new rule right now. This is about the shit that I just heard. And it made me realize that the thing that bothers me about social media is, people want to basically be the god of me. No.

'Don't use Japanese torii gates unless you're depicting a real place' Nah.

i'm gonna be for real right now: Bluesky cannot survive if its userbase is predominantly represented by loud, angry cunts. Website's doomed. Moon's haunted.

i have something to say RE: women human women smell so fucking bad. so fucking bad. holy shit. i could never i could fucking never. like rotting pepperoni

Oh, how I long for the moment that some human who thinks they have power says, 'I can't let you do that,' and a space alien says, 'yeah but you little. what you gonna do, homeslice? Throw a bullet at me?'

'cinnamon toast is a struggle meal' cinnamon toast is $4 a loaf. that's luxury

hahahahahahahaha [slip-slides away as a horrible journalist joins the fight] nope. not them

People are talking about how parents are letting ChatGPT babysit their kids. Let me clue you in to why this is happening. Humans have a biological urge to fuck. Their bodies go, fuck fuck fuck! Make babies! Make babies! This is a trick. Human beings don't want babies. They hate babies.

This may be as close as we’ll ever get to an official confirmation

Shishou in Full-on Fuji Kiseki Mode #ShimadArt

they had such good swimsuit game in the 1980s