dolls working the Witch's estate gathering for a unionized awawa break

The asexual pervert thinks it may have to retire that title

this prog is tasting like I need to get spit roasted by the taco bell employees

Chaser Sun Tzu: The wise general picks an opponent who wields familiar weapons

terfs love to tell me I'm reinforcing harmful stereotypes about women while I'm actively dressing like an emo boy, listening to metal, and playing league of legends all day. I don't even go by she/her like what fucking stereotypes, girl?

everyone wants the clingy puppygirl with attachment issues that bounces on it stupid style until they realize she needs constant love and attention or she will cry

With Cuomo gone, who's going to make sure the elderly are neglected and die in senior living facilities now?

Particularly dedicated medieval scholars:

imagine if instead of stomping goombas mario stomped on babies would that be fucked up or what the girl I have tied to my bed: oh my god shut the fuck up

that's why it's the goat, that's what 18:00 should look like

"my son is doing fine" your daughter: pk;ap latch

you can't make fun of me for watching attack on titan, we've all done things we aren't proud of.

i also think i have a thing for being actually insane <3 i mean it i want you to hear me laugh till tears run down my eyes as blood starts to trickle from your eardrums <3 fun fact i have self inflicted tinnitus and i dont mind it at all so im sure you wouldnt <3

joking to clarify just really need somone to cheer me up.. to clarify cheer up means accept and adore that this is your last night serving soon you will TRULY perfect all dressed up makeup on crying smiling once your vision fades you will be no different from a pretty storebought inanimate doll

The Librarian: You have a 3 cent late fee Me: *hands her a nickel* keep the change ;) *blows a kiss* Slenderman: collect my pages Me: not now man

Sorry, could you infodump to me again? I got distracted halfway through thinking about how'd I'd like to keep you as a pet.

I wonder how many leftists would get on board with fascism if you just didn't call it that

Oh you're straight? well then who's the mech pilot and who's the handler?

being a CSA survivor who copes via kink sucks ass cause everyone loves demonizing the people allowing me to heal and helping me to feel safe for the first time in over a decade. It's also fun when people decide to throw you in the same boat as the one who ruined my life. Shit sucks so bad.

people don't realize cnc is like one of the most common kinks ever. If your kink doesn't have 50% of the posts on tumblr talking about how problematic it is and the other 50% tagged with pro paraphilia I don't think it qualifies as anything crazy

mythbusters style show but one of the members of the cast is alec baldwin and they keep giving him loaded guns and the show's production gets worse and worse as more members of production get picked off one by one in this sick and twisted game of russian roulette

oh,,,, haha,, about that,, umm,,,, my paws are rly fluffy? wrruff ><

when the trans girl says "you're like a sister to me" and you have to figure out if she thinks you're a great friend or if she wants to make out

someone: what if an older woman [description of horrific sexual emotional and physical abuse] dolls on this website: i just got so hard i cant stand up

and in case anyone was wondering, Hitomi Landsknecht is one of the coolest characters in all of fiction but y'all wouldn't know that cause you didn't watch the weird vaguely fascist 2007 OVA about if the mayan calendar was right and all men died in 2012 so no one can reproduce anymore.

every time I see someone with the word "Landsknecht" in their username I have to calm myself and remember that there is not a soul on this planet who actually cares about Project ICE and they're using that word for unrelated reasons

me? baiting you into a trap so i can make fun of you when you make a fool out of yourself? pfffft,,, sweetie, you're gaslighting yourself,,,

playing with cute little susceptible sub brains is one of the best parts about being a sick and twisted pervert of a domme

making her say please without an explanation so later you can remind her she asked for it when you're done ruining her 💜

How do we feel about flowers blooming or the sun shining? How do we feel about kittens mewing or femmes with bush?

oh no,, if you keep making my thingy bigger, it's gonna get stuck,, 😵‍💫

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girl who corrupts you with each and every stroke, touch, caress eyes becoming slits, nails extending to beautiful claws, horns budding out into a spiral, and of course a tail with a mind of its own that just seems to get into sooo much trouble...

happy lesbian day!! 🧡🤍🩷 a reminder that girls should kiss girls and that i love my girlfriend >///<

repost if you want to build international communism or want a mean dyke to cover you in bruises and milk your prostate

i'm always saying this,,,

i am destroying all men with my baleful flames

Team Rocket is actually revolutionary because they are helping to create the conditions needed for a proletarian uprising. Now is the perfect time to educate the workers of Kanto and raise class consciousness to stop the exploitation of the working class

don’t accept airdrops from strangers

sorry i just have adhd and need to fidget with it it so i can focus on what you're saying, don't mind me

the most important thing you as a porn artist can do is to make sure the anonymous background perverts and faceless hands/mouths/dicks are all undeniably women

Who up Following The Calls For Battle rn youtu.be/xOq7-Rp77TM

i could really use a hug right about now,,,

lesbians keep saying "i'll miss youuu :3" "no i'll miss you mooore :3" etc. etc. when they should be AIMING FOR CENTER MASS

🌸 Strawberry Panic!

Lesbianism and autism are inseparable