my god

OH NO! MY PHONE!

Incredible. Also, I remember this team, would have been like 7 years old.

“Lalas’s ubiquitousness every World Cup is American TV’s answer to the Iran war: no one wants it, everyone hates it, and as it drags on, it inevitably becomes a face-saving exercise in damage limitation” Ice cold.

Not a single hat thrown on the field. Assimilate or go home (/sarcasm)

america is an ideal worth fighting for

Son was gifted sourdough starter back around the holidays and has been making a loaf every weekend. He’s gotten quite good and this pesto mozzarella is incredible.

Mrs. Lincoln mostly enjoyed the play.

Me: "I'm so tired I just want to go to sleep" Thunder/Spurs:

Fitting that Woodford Reserve is an awful pour. Thick, syrupy, with a heavy burnt flavor. Absolute trash.

Fairly interesting, and when you think about it, makes sense. Draft travelers came in groups with friends/family, not conducive to hiring a lady.

Russell Wilson arriving to great fanfare only to ground out harmlessly sums up his post-Seattle career.

And S/O to the Boston fan who slammed her drink since it was time to go

Bloomfield. 4528 Liberty Ave - Ace Cash Express. Caller is an employee and said some guy walked into the business and said he was from corporate. Apparently he was let in the vault and he is throwing money in a bag. Caller thinks they might be getting robbed.

The way Tottenham fans/players celebrated every goal like they won the championship only to give away the equalizer 10 minutes later both times was incredible theatre.

I am the definition of "casual fan" when it comes to golf, but I swear, never in my life have I heard someone call Justin Rose "Rosie" until this broadcast. And I hate it.

Turks and Caicos vacation. Penthouse suite at a Beaches. Decent view.

LeBron: “I am 41 years old. I am sick of everyone’s bullshit. I am allowed to not like things and I don’t care who knows it.” Bluesky’s mission statement 🫡

When a custom officer asks if I have been exposed to any diseases on my travels I am going to tell them about this nasty case of Bucco Fever

McKinsey couldn’t have authored a new business plan this good. Your main export is now worth 4-8x what it used to be and your revenue stream is diversified with a Hormuz Straight tax.

Been playing great defense too. His father must be so disappointed.

Me when the kids put the hoop down to 8 feet.

Just a year ago, we heard reducing the deficit was so important Elon Musk had to fire as many scientists, forest rangers and Black women on the government’s payroll that he could find. Now? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I was there for the riot in Beaver Canyon when the Crispin brothers took PSU to the sweet 16. Think that was the last tourney win, sadly.

I don’t think Jason McIntyre of TBL is on the bluesky but I know @miggiesmalls.bsky.social has the screen cap

NBA reviews are a pox on society and the fact that it takes 5 minutes of real time to adjudicate them in the year 2026 is criminally negligent.

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

If Jesus kept the dentist away I would actually go to church.

Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

For the billionth time, crypto has only two use cases: gambling and crime.

Peak human existence IMHO

QOTD: "TSLA bag holders have to be the most gullible rubes on the stock market. They still think they are going to the Moon with Elon."

My first car was a hand-me-down from grandma, baby blue 1987 Chevy Celebrity, it had an AM only radio and one front speaker.

Suspected political message? If Faux News needs someone fluent in Bluesky let me know. The grammy given to the child was an "ice out" message in solidarity with the Liam Ramos 5 year old in Minny. The electrical transformers about the gov hurricane response in PR a few years ago, power outages.

Well at least Seattle won’t be complaining about this holding call 20 years later.

Wrote about bitcoin again 🤡 as.ft.com/r/4bb4dac3-c...

Because I am an embarrassing loser I have "practiced" this shot at the gym because it's a Luka classic and it is 1000x harder than he makes it look. The ball handling/balance/release required is unreal and I'm sure I looked like an absolute ass. God that's pretty stuff tho.

A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social

Loved that 1994 team. When I was like 16 I played pickup basketball against KiJana a couple times at the PSU Intramural building. He could dunk. Like, a lot.

Since allowing Tim Tebow to throw for 316 yards after the 2011 season Mike Tomlin has exactly 3 playoff wins in the 15 seasons since: 2015 - CIN with AJ McCarron 2016 - MIA Matt Moore, KC Alex Smith With losses to Bortles, Baker, and Flacco.

Brandon Staley still around to blame? Maybe Herbert just needs a 4th different coach to win a single big game.

having a twitter account in 2026 is worse than having photos of yourself with Prince Andrew at Epstein island

Watched this episode on VHS at an after party on the last day of freshman year at PSU while ripped on acid. I can remember exactly what people were wearing and the exact bubbler we were smoking. Imprinted on me.

January 5, 1983.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

LOL, "deterministic automation" you mean those antiquated if/else statements that have worked since the dawn of computing. But at least it sounds "AI-ey" so keep the pump going.

44 year old Philip Rivers: luxury box full of family and people to see him play 42 year old Aaron Rodgers: corners the hotel doorman after the game with a chemtrails rant

Finishing last nights playoff game and the bama defensive coordinator is cracking me up. Sir that is a flashcard not a play sheet.