This is fascism in a nutshell. Right here. "A counter-revolution against a revolution that never occurred."

Wow, this fucking sane-washing garbage from NPR? What the fuck, they already defunded you, why keep boot-licking?

This is the only superhero movie I will pay to see, as of this minute. Spy vs. Spy or GTFO,

It will shock no one to learn that Tyler Cowen is… a libertarian economist at GMU. The sort of man whose phone autocorrect has long-since learned to spell “ephebophilia” correctly.

[Interior, FBI Crime Lab, Scully & Mulder look over The Grinch's corpse in the autopsy room] Scully: Odd, his heart appears to have been 3 sizes larger than normal, but there's stretch marks on his aorta, as if it grew suddenly. What could've done this? Mulder: Not what, who. Cindy Lou Who.

I love how they’re like “this shutdown is the democrats’ fault and we don’t want to do it” and also like all have visible erections.

Hey, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social ! Don’t embarrass yourself by backing down to NIMBY garbage. Sign the fuckin bill, my dude. beverlypress.com/2025/09/home...

We are at the “federal goons assaulting and hospitalizing the press” stage of Trumpism. For anyone keeping track. 🤬☹️

As the saying goes, if you wanna make an omelette, you have to brutally rape and murder some innocent civilians.

This is fucking breathtaking. This senile, sundowning old shitbag has no fucking idea what's going on. Imagine being fucking malicious and stupid enough to vote for this semi-conscious, bloviating meatbag. It beggars belief.

Oh my god, you ineffectual loser. Go learn to do something useful so you can contribute to society. Jesus.

As a non-attorney, the Bush v. Gore decision was like flipping on a lightswitch, for me. I very suddenly realized that the Supreme Court is not, as he says, worthy of veneration or respect. It was a very challenging realization, at the time.

Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit in front of reporters or an ICE agent brutally attacking a mother in front of her children, both sides have subjected our most vulnerable citizens to disturbing images.

On the bright side, epic time to be a hater: many things suck, and many people are terrible.

I think the reason for this is pretty straightforward: the largest cohort of cross-pressured swing voters in the United States are people who are cross-pressured because they are secular but racist

When you meet someone who wants you to be institutionalized, prosecuted, or killed, you should be asking yourself: what do I have in common with this person? Tomorrow from Ezra Klein

look, it is comforting to think that your political opponents are, at the end of the day, just people like you who really want us all to live together as Americans. it's just very obviously not *true* in MAGA's case, as you can tell through, well, what they say and do.

In the past you would have needed to move to New York to be constantly pestered by overconfident people with personality disorders. But now, thanks to the miracle of modern technology?

Hey, at least somebody finally got conservatives to care about a school shooting!

The killing of an Arizona evangelical by a Utah Mormon means it's time to crack down on the New York Jews who control our media. by J.D. Vance

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein

I almost did a "if Charlie Kirk had been armed" joke but I honestly thought it was too offensive. A depressing thing about this account is how often I won't do a gag headline because it's too offensive and then someone does that headline for real.

Just before Charlie Kirk was shot, an audience member asked him, “Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America in the last 10 years?” Kirk responded, “Counting or not counting gang violence?” He died doing what he loved—being a racist shitbag.

JB Pritzker is the new leader of the Democratic Party. Change my mind.

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

The CDC has learned its lesson. by Susan Collins

This is very well stated.

Imagine if you're Sisyphus, laboring, pushing that boulder, and then Kate Bush runs past you and up the hill with a graceful ease, her sheer billowy white dress trailing behind her before she disappears into the golden orb of the setting sun at the peak

Newsom on ICE action outside his presser: "It's pretty sick & pathetic. It's everything you know about Trump's America & the authoritarian tendencies of the president. Wake up, America. You will not have a country if he rigs this election. You will a president running for a third term. Mark my word"

The hero we need.

Remember, any time anyone uses the phrase, "artificial general intelligence," in reference to LLMs/LRMs, that person is a con artist and is trying to scam you.

This is almost as scandalous as the time Vance got the National Museum of American History to give him five minutes alone with Archie Bunker's chair

If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words “I’m not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long time” they would all starve to death

in the future you will all be very jealous of my completely illiterate child

Honestly I don't really hate to break it to everyone but the weird freaky porn brained degenerates so many people even on the left hate have been pretty much the most consistently principled and right on fighting the right wing in politics and culture.

The plural of, "barf," is, "barves." I will take no questions at this time.

*gets stoned* now to kill two birds

It’s amazing how otherwise-intelligent people’s brains just fall apart, when it comes to their magical sky daddy.

You can have a society that enables everyone to achieve their potential and contribute back to it or everyone can be a serf at 8 year old Tiberius Musk's latest startup

Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs

Look at these soldier-cosplaying losers. They are arriving at Home Depot to intimidate and beat-up day laborers looking for work. Just the most absolutely worthless human beings our society is capable of producing.

Ever since I was a kid, competitive and team sports have always felt alienating and sad and weird, to me. I've never enjoyed it in my life, more or less, despite *extensively* trying.

This is correct. Tomatoes do not belong on sandwiches. This includes burgers. I will take no questions at this time.

"While some accept the modern '100 live scorpions in your mouth is bad' theory, RFK, Jr. embraces the lesser-known '100 live scorpions is good, actually' approach to healthcare."

Merrick Garland is a miserable, worthless loser, who couldn't be arsed to do the one thing that it was his whole-ass job to do. He, as much as anyone else, is responsible for the mess we are in now.

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

“Boss, it’s the fascism” is a valid answer to a lot of questions, actually. “Why are eggs so expensive?” “It’s the fascism.” “Why do I need my passport to fly to another state?” “Fascism.” “Why do I have to re-register to vote again?” “Also fascism.” “Where did my 401k go?” “Fascism again.”

*We* *pay* *your* *bills*, ya parasites.

"We would fight to defend this particular marginalized group but ... the polls! Whaddya gonna do?" Any time you see this one trotted out, you know you're listening to someone who shares the right's aversion to the group in question but doesn't want to admit it, even to themselves.