I gotchu 🫡

(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv

Old Hoss when he sees a soft modern pitcher like Chesbro with only 50 starts in a season.

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=jx5...

The boys requested System of a Down for music on the way to predict today. 😍😭😭

This just goes to show how much casting and fitness routines have changed in Hollywood. Back in the 90s this was considered the strongest man in the world

I swear this is like in Elf when their talent's big idea was to bring in Miles Finch.

The beautiful game

Oh noooooooo the cart hits another player

Showed the 9 YO a Baby Bart scene from Maggie's first word and not here wants to watch the Simpsons. 😍😍😍

Listen, this coach absolutely deserves a lifetime ban from USSSA, Little League, church leagues, and any public park where kids might play whiffle ball. It's inexcusable to instruct a kid to bean another kid, let alone bean a kid in the dugout. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Dude was sick w the glove.

this company told me launches keep exploding its spaceships so i ask how many spaceships it has and it said it just goes to US taxpayer subsidies and builds a new spaceship afterwards so i say it sounds like it’s just feeding spaceships to explosions and then its ceo started laughing and laughing

One of the most consequential short films in history that explains why some people are like that. A load bearing part of early aughts random humor. Still a good watch too.

Can't deliver your pizza to Mr. Seymour Butts? Phil issue

Youth BASEBALL coaches are UP late celebrating youth BASEBALL championships in YOUR neighborhood.

ACCURATE

Rec leagues are being bled dry by what is just a profit farm. Go play rec. It’s more fun, you’ll get a better chances of having coaches that care (hi, it’s me!), and you’ll actually get better at fundamentals rather than having your coach focus on bullshit tactics to win in your specific age group.

There is an entire podcast dedicated to finding out what happened to this dude.

My 11U sent me this gif after reviewing his backwards K tonight.

thank you to everyone who sent this to me

I've been following Yohendrick's career since he was signed by the Cubs. Really cool to see him put it together!

Some notes now that I’ve seen the transcript of the hearing, thanks to @lizdye.bsky.social . First: the government dismissed the felony count in an effort to convince the judge not to make them produce full transcripts, knowing they showed serious misconduct.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you’ve seen live Daft Punk OAR The Black Keys LCD Soundsystem Method Man and Redman Limp Bizkit System of a Down The Beach Boys The Avett Brothers The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Secret of the Ooze Tour)

I am guessing the statute has run, but every officer and member of Congress should file suit immediately against any J6'er applying for such fund money, right? Trump's pardon doesn't shield them from civil damages. I don't know what suit, but I imagine there's something there.

This was a fun thing that happened yesterday. :) "Dad, did you see me pimp it?" Kids, man.

1. Important note in here: Given the high visibility of evangelical Christianity in the U.S. — very much including yesterday's Rededicate 250 event — you'd be forgiven for thinking the majority of U.S. Christians are evangelicals. But that is very much not the case!

You'd think Ben Shapiro would be thriving during these times.

We’ve become way too sensitive as a country

Your favorite 9U baseball team from the Atlanta Metro area is now 4-1. Thank you.

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

Good luck telling Nolan Ryan that. My guy was ready to give Morganna the Kissing Bandit oral in front of a crowd.

Zzzzzzzzzz

Looking forward to seeing these pop up at youth baseball tournaments this summer.

A B A C A B B

It's a System of a Down kind of morning.

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

"You can't punch me today. It's Mother's Day." -Heard from across the house

imagine tracy morgan reading this aloud

I have to do supervised role playing for mediation training today and you might as well just shoot me and unceremoniously throw my body to Mr. Wu's pigs.

Hi my name is Shane and I just wrote 1,000 words on my basic hitting instruction philosophies for 9U players.

***horns*** Yeah!

Came home from school and watched this on WGN. Filth.

Dude what? A feminine t-ball bat? Not only is that some dumb brain shit, but every kid out there is rocking all colors of the rainbow.

Brett Gardner: Better than you remember.