Watch Stephen Colbert's show and then never watch CBS again. Make em feel it.

Sometimes you find that perfect sleeping position

When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts.

Fuck David Ellison and everyone at CBS who is responsible for canceling The Late Show. David Letterman built something magnificent for you, and Stephen Colbert expertly brought it into the modern era. And you threw it all away in an instant because Dear Leader cannot take a joke.

Hi, it's your neighborhood grocery store. We rearranged everything again for no reason so you won't be able to find basic items for a few months. Anyway, take care.

This is not AI or retouched.

New Yorkers lined up for Stephen Colbert's final show with Paul McCartney. 💔

Bust up big corporations and tackle Wall Street’s greed. Get big money out of politics. Strengthen unions and boost wages. Pass Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare, and so much more... This is the agenda Democrats need to fight for. It's not enough to simply be anti-Trump.

Outside Stephen Colbert’s theater. A chalk message on Broadway in front of the theater, praising Colbert and criticizing Trump and CBS is washed away.

Scott MacFarlane reports on Trump’s $1.776 billion slush fund running into major resistance in the Senate. MacFarlane also reports growing concern on Capitol Hill that Trump may be using the controversy to distract from deeper issues involving his taxes and potential corruption exposure.

Don’t tell me they don’t feel and don’t tell me they don’t know.

He said the quiet part out loud. We know that you always put government in front of your constituents. Thank you for finally being honest. #USDemocracy

Jimmy Kimmel Urges Viewers to Never Watch CBS Again After Colbert Finale Airs www.mediaite.com/media/tv/jim...

This will definitely be the cutest thing you see today! 😊 🥰 🐶

It's difficult for Russian propagandists to find any good news to report. Even potatoes are now imported. 'Good news, comrades! Yesterday we lost only 900 soldiers instead of 1,000! Isn't that wonderful?'

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing. 🤗🫠😁 #dogs

After Stephen Colbert’s final show tonight, I look forward to never watching a CBS propaganda program ever again in my life.

Dear Decent Americans, please listen up. IF YOUR VOTES WERE NOT IMPORTANT , YOUR PRESENT GOVERNMENT WOULD NOT TRY TO STOP YOU FROM VOTING. Please tell your non voting friends and family that it is their civic duty to vote, people have died so that you could all vote.

Dad Guy says he likes how I lay my head on my front paws. I just like gazing at my Dad Guy. ❤️

Good night

Trump's Guilty As Hell......

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star

It’s disgraceful that Republican leadership abruptly cancelled tonight’s vote on the War Powers Resolution to help Trump avoid an embarrassing defeat. Last I checked, House Republicans swore an oath to uphold the Constitution, not the con man sitting in the White House.

I want to say thank you, and farewell, to Stephen Colbert before his final show this evening. But I also want to remind folks of the corruption behind his cancellation. Watch.

Thank you for including me and thank you for the incredible effort you have put into assembling all these packs, their messaging, and directing them at Congress! You are amazing! Thank you! ✊💙🌊🇺🇸 bsky.app/profile/did:...

I'm hoping Colbert gets record setting ratings for his last show and then CBS goes off a cliff.

Was Trump feeding Putin with inside info on Ukraine? Heck, that would be like absconding with Top Secret files after leaving the presidency to feed that info to Putin too! ====================

From #Kyiv in three days to #Russia on the verge of economic collapse. So many years preparing, building a war machine, saving up for war and the restoration of the Russian empire, all seems lost. Refineries burning, Moscow no safe haven anymore, there is no internet, cash machines don't work.

Somehow, I don’t think Stephen Colbert is done tormenting the Grifting Toddler in Chief. Thank you Mr. Colbert, staff, crew and David Letterman for the many entertaining years of The Late Show. I’m looking forward to more of your comedic genius.

“I am here in support tonight for Stephen, because you are the first guy in America who’s lost his show because we got a president who can’t take a joke,” Springsteen said, strumming his guitar. “And because Larry and David Ellison feel they need to kiss [Trump's] ass to get what they want."

Trump: "We lost 13 people. In other wars, you lost hundreds of thousands of people. I get a kick when I look at somebody on television and they say, 'he's lost 13 people.'" Trump's utter disregard for the value of human life is a disgrace for any person, let alone a president of the US. #momsky

Now, the Republicans are frightened of themselves. They are so weak that they can't handle standing up to a near octogenarian madman.

“It’s been going on forever” is how people normalize evil instead of confronting it. And I’m thoroughly sick of it. 🔥🧵

You know I despise Trump with the fury of 1,000 suns. You know I left my whole life behind to stop him. And you know that when I get to Congress, I will file Articles of Impeachment on Day 1, and I will not stop until he is in a damn orange jumpsuit

ICE has been terrorizing workers at Sofi Stadium. I stand with @unitehere.org Local 11 in calling on FIFA and KSE, the owner of Sofi Stadium, to demand that ICE play no part in the World Cup. These workers are also asking for and deserve fair pay and working conditions.

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure and so is every member his extraordinary team. it’s a travesty their show is ending. honored I’ve somehow have been on the program four times (!) and that I bear even a slight resemblance to the kind-hearted man behind that desk.

A cow and a dog napping together in the afternoon's sun. True friendship knows no bounds. Original post

Andy Kim is trolling Trump.

The Himalayan Monal Nepal’s national bird Beautiful 🤩

After tonight’s Colbert, I vow to never watch CBS again.

Democrats will soon force a vote to stop Donald Trump’s costly war with Iran. It’s been over 80 days. Republicans could have stopped it from the beginning. We urge our Republican colleagues to join us NOW to put an end to this war.

Because the MAGA Republican Cult of Trump. Everything that is wrong with our politics today.

So you're telling me that if I went to the capitol and beat the hell out of some police officers with an American flag, and then built a guillotine and threatened to hang the Vice-President, and then wiped shit on the capitol walls during my visit, I may be entitled to compensation? Fuck!

What a disgrace. Read more: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...

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The working title was, “Porky’s Not the Only Pig I Slept With.”

AOC: I think it’s pretty unbelievable that Gaza would not be mentioned once in the autopsy report. I think it was very clearly a major dynamic and a major thread that was happening in 2024. The fact that it’s not even addressed, I think, is a major oversight.