Summer house cast and the # of shots it would take me to hook up with them: - Carl = stone cold sober, out of respect and he’s getting even finer with age - Kyle = 2 cocktails so slightly closer to his level - Ciara = 1 for courage - Paige = 2 but I thing we’d just giggle and vibe - Hannah =

Mentally and physically ill in a way that feels manageable now but like I am teetering on the edge

I honestly didn’t know I could feel grief like this and the crazy thing is that one of the only things that is allowing me to not completely isolated myself and fall apart is that I’m in Bravo group chats and my friends will wonder why I’m not responding. Bravo really saving my life rn

Meeting in 30 mins. I need to shower. I’m looking at bravo memes

Moving through the world without the woman who was the only person who gave me a mothers unconditional love feels like dragging myself through mud and broken glass

First time out in public since the woman who raised me- my mom for all intents and purposes - passed away and it’s so hard to answer when ppl ask how I am.l

It’s fun when casting doesn’t fuck up and gets someone as funny and delusional as Stacey #RHOP

The grief is crazy. I truly feel like my heart is breaking in a million pieces and I will never be whole again

A family member is very ill and I’m barely keeping it together. Please give a prayer for her if you can 🙏🏼

I was laid off last year & i pretty quickly got another job, which I’m grateful for. But my new job isn’t intellectually stimulating at all, the ppl work/communicate in a performative way and I feel grief for the life I once had. I know I’m lucky in this economy, but I feel the loss deeply

Arguing on a boat never gets old for me, part 2 #rhoslc

1/ i might get hate for this but I actually don’t think it’s terrible that Emily is talking about her son’s struggles. I think the WAY she talks about her family on #rhoc is weird. I have a kid on the spectrum & we deal w a lot. He is difficult & hard to deal with, sometimes we discuss it with

Chatted with a cute bartender and I found him on IG within minutes of leaving the bar. Glad I still have my skills

If I said what I really think about Julia I’d get sued

I miss my old life but I don’t want to keep living with nostalgia and regret at the front of my mind

I love white mess #RHOSLC

WHACK HER AGAIN BRONWYN #RHOSLC

I’m so depressed I can barely move. It’s impacting my job, my home and my health. I don’t want to die or anything. I just want to sleep for a long long time.

I’m so depressed lately I can barely get out of bed or do my job. I just want to sleep and be left alone

so tamra was hammered during the NOLA dinner, right? #RHOC

Sabrina the Teenage Carpenter

please contact me if you control “dark money” and want to pay me to talk about real housewives and the performance of race and gender on Bravo

I kinda like Gina but I don’t think #RHOC is the right show for her. I’d like to see her on a different type of show and see is she has what it takes to

So Garcelle needed to share more even though she shared 10x than Kyle or Erika did. Guerdy needs to tone herself down even though Larsa, Julia, Alexia are always OTT. Now Katie’s behavior is making them feel “scared” despite being on the same cast as unhinged Tamra for years. #RHOBH #RHOC #RHOM

Omfg Tamra truly tried to get her future insurrectionist son to SA Gretchen I don’t know why we’re worried about what Katie said to a blogger about it #RHOC

The OC Housewives being so comfortable to treat Katie like a dog while excusing their other WHITE costars behavior says everything about them… And it’s not the first time they’ve done this #RHOC

1/ i love exploring gender & sexuality but I wasn’t always so open. I started to get more critical of gender norms while watching Real Housewives, the rigidity in which they practice and perform gender identity fascinated me in my early 20s & I wanted to learn more about gender expression

I swear a lot of problems today are caused by poor literacy: lack of comprehension, inability to communicate (verbal and written) and poor critical thinking skills

Ratchet?? Oh Adriana no. You’ve been MVP all season. Why?? And Kiki’s been siding all season with Julia against her actual friend Guedy and how does Julia repay her? #RHOM

I’ve cussed out everybody but Guerdy tonight and I love that for me #RHOM Miami is a 10 across the board. I’m sick of them all 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

(Kiki calling Adriana old is in no way equivalent to the implications of Adriana calling Kiki ratchet, and the way some of them are talking around that very clear fact on the after show is disingenuous at BEST.) #RHOM

Ageism is a problem but anti blackness is not? Ok Adriana #RHOM

Julia saying that Kiki is overreacting is racist (because she is racist) #RHOM

no new pictures, where are you mentally?

I’m not a huge fan of Lisa but her taking notes is not a big deal. She also has ADHD & as another ADHD girlie, I support her making sure these women don’t twist her words #RHOM

I’m fascinated by Gavin Newsom. He’s so handsome so capable and apparently so evil. What’s the best deep dive on him? Podcasts or articles or even a Reddit thread.

Larsa saying she would unfollow her grandfather is the funniest thing she ever said #rhom

Watching the misogynoir that Riley is experiencing on #nextgennyc is deeply upsetting to me

Riley and Ariana are my favourites on #nextgennyc it’s so sweet to see how they’ve grown 🥹

Ok, I need 20 more episodes of #NextGenNYC. Emira is a STAR. Brooks is a sweet cinnamon bun. Ariana and Riley are fantastic. The non Housewives kids are.... um....

Treating a woman who just survived cancer like this is horrible. Marisol can be a quirky sidekick but her and Alexia, And especially Julia, are being VILE this season

sometimes I think about how insane it was that I suffered a major TBI & got sent him from the ER with zero help cause they assumed a) I was using drugs/drinking beforehand b) my boyfriend assaulted me so therefore he was not a reliable witness as to what happened. I spent over a year fighting

Julia just gives very entitled white woman & uses her accent to act innocent & clueless… How are you comparing exposed texts to you throwing a WHOLE drink at Guerdy. Then you talk to her husband in a shady way as if he isn’t going to go back & tell her. CUT IT OUT #RHOM

Julia and Martina may be my least favourite couple on Bravo right now. They are exploiting Black children, wildly transphobic AND annoying as fuck #RHOM

Alexia’s mean girl act is so annoying #rhom

Ok so it’s cool for Julia to physically assault Guerdy but not for Guerdy to pull a a cringe, but ultimately not that bad stunt?

@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social speaking to my soul on hating “gentle nudge emails” but I gotta let yall know that there is something worse: my former boss used to ask us to “send out a tickle” when he wanted to reach out to clients we hadn’t heard back from yet

You cannot convince me that Julia didn’t buy those children. A responsible agency would never allow people like them to adopt children. #rhom

I deleted my 23 and me &’o regret doing it cause the science is not there & sharing my dna was not worth it but it was dope to find out I had heritage I never guessed like west Asian, East African and Bangladeshi. I knew I had Asian/african roots but never knew the details

Finally watching #loveisblind s8 and Virginia is a queen 👸🏽