Omg Mickey passed away???! #bb27

I survived my first male Instacart shopper…. The order was for bedsheets for the guest room so please understand my anxiety 😂😂😂 he did a great job.

Reality tv is my sports. Reunions are superbowls. Bravocon is the all-star game. 😂

just watched the #Married2Med season premiere. Very lackluster & it seems like it’s another season of Simone being angry with Quad for God knows what 😅

Spending all of my maternity leave rewatching Real Housewives. I’m off until March so we’ll see how many cities I can get through 🙂‍↕️

This is my first year not hosting Thanksgiving. My baby is only 2 weeks & I’m not risking any illnesses just to eat some turkey with friends & family. I can’t wait to resume my hosting duties next year when she can actually eat my food. She’s so lucky to be the child of the chef of the family lol 🥰

Meredith 100% has an issue with mixing substances & I’m shocked they haven’t said anything sooner #RHOSLC

I was up and down the mall all 4 years of college. Macys, Hollister, JC Penney, Bath & Body Works 😂

Binge-watching OG #RHONY. I’m on season 6…. We used to be a proper country 😭 this was peak Housewives!!

I am the mom to a 2-day old…. Those creators who film their typical nights with a newborn are insane 😂

Emily has to be one of the biggest losers on the Housewives franchise. She just needs someone to cuss her out real good just one time #RHOC

you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

Meredith should’ve left Britani to her tequila 😂😂😂 you know that girl is crazy #RHOSLC

Breaking: Ghazala Hashmi wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor race, flipping the seat from red to blue. (Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)

Thank you Virginia…. Thank you 🙌🏾

I’m just tickled that Winsome Earle-Sears is more upset that BARACK OBAMA won’t endorse her than she is upset that Trump won’t even say her name let alone endorse her. All that shuckin’ & jivin’ she does for the GOP and their cult leader… whole time he wouldn’t even spit on her if she was on fire 😂😂

It’s Election Day Virginiaaaa. Get ya asses to the polls. We got shit to do today to make sure the deranged Jamaican “I am speaking” lady does NOT become our next Governor!

Tia is a casting gem, right after Stacey. She is doing so well on her first #WWHL appearance #RHOP

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO why did Stacey run up on Gizelle and Ashley like that?! I'm sorry, but I love her and how she refuses to let these girls get under her skin. #RHOP

I will never get over Ashley bragging that Michael let her use the credit card for Uber Eats 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like that’s it?? That’s the flex?! #RHOP

Oh, the footage, Angel girl them receipts on the flip are on display. So Keiarna did change her mood #RHOP

I love how much fun they are having as a group. Angel and K gotta move on with this stale ass drama. If Stacey can move on from the endless attacks, so can yall #RHOP

And I know that’s not Keiarna talking about someone being passive aggressive. That’s been her this whole season, so she ought to know it when she sees it #RHOP

The “lock her up next to Karen” tweet making its way back to our screens again is taking me down. Whack Ashley and her terrible singing voice again, producers lmfaoooooo #RHOP

I calmed down doing this a few years ago….. Buuuut I’m currently pregnant and due any day now, so the Christmas decorations are coming out TUH DAY 😂😂 my husband already had the Christmas totes out the garage when I got up lmfaoooo

There are children driving golf carts to trick or treat!?!? Back in my day we walked til our feet and fingers were frozen for candy. These new kids really don’t know struggle 😭😭😭

First trick or treating baby of the night already tried to walk in the house 😂😂😂😂 I love kids lmfaooooooo

The time to worry about your healthcare premiums was November 2024

This younger generation does not give one fuck about communication. I manage our internship program and omg??? The way they will not show up to meetings or respond to emails is actually insane 😅

DAMN RIGHT!!! 100% choosing the white lady over the crazy Black one. She is actually insane 😂

If you plan to help out the hungry, do so without a camera.

Of course we are sending prayers to everyone in Jamaica … but what I am waiting for is the party flyers that are about to drop because I just know someone with electricity is on Adobe photoshop as we SPEAK making a flyer for an after the hurricane bashment. I just know it 😭😭😭

12/10 episode per usual. I have no notes. The SLC ladies are the supreme housewives franchise #RHOSLC

I wish Mary and Angie were up with them. Their commentary is needed lmfaooo #RHOSLC

Lisa has the emotional regulation skills of a 5 year old. Why is it that she responds to every conflict with screaming, crying, and insults? Like sit down and have a conversation like a grown woman 🥴 #RHOSLC

Arguing on a boat never gets old for me, part 2 #rhoslc

Lisa took offense before she was even accused. She did that shit, guilty af 😂😂😂 #RHOSLC

Sat for Lisa's takedown at sea 😌 #RHOSLC

After last week’s episode, Britani can go. Nothing funny about being a deadbeat mom and constantly choosing men over your kids…. Her daughter literally asked her to stop dating and she had that man over the next day? Next!! #RHOSLC

Barista at a cute little coffee bookshop.

Especially Virginia! We have A LOT on the ballot this year. Hell, Obama even has commercials going on VA for our gubernatorial candidate. This is not the election to fuck around!!!!

IM CRYING

She is committed to this lie as if we can’t see her 😂😂😂 like mama…. #RHOP

Tia and her adorable family can stay. I like her too 🙂‍↕️ #RHOP

Lmfao I LOVE STACEY SO MUCH! She does not give one fuck about Gizelle piss poor attempts to bully her #RHOP

Angel and K are having a hard time remembering the things they say this season I see 😭😭😭. If you’re gonna be messy, stand in it! #RHOP

I hosted a housewarming/pre-baby party at my house. Insane to think the next time I see my friends, I will have a baby … & THE first baby of the friend group at that 🥹