SOBER OCTOBER?! Fuck is this?!

Strands #578 “The slightest touch …” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵

I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me, it isn't over… Never mind, I'll find someone like you I wish nothing but the best for you, too "Don't forget me," I begged I remember you said, "Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead"

My man rides a motorcycle and I really don’t like it But he looks very sexy in his gear and it always makes me smile when he’s riding in front of or behind my car and I see his big ole head bobbing in his helmet while he listens to music

My new book is #1 on the New York Times Best Sellers and American Booksellers Association Indie Bestsellers lists. I am deeply grateful for every person who has read, listened, and joined me to reflect on this journey. I look forward to continuing to see you on the road: kamalaharris.link/107Days

stop sharing ai videos for any reason challenge

Ain’t no both sides to shit. If I’m minding my business and doing my job and my coworker start fucking with me and I check’em, ain’t no “Yall both need to stop.” Kiss my ass.

To the people I don’t follow who are replying to me to say they have posted butt… Why do you think I care?! I’m obviously not talking about the butt you posted that I don’t see because I don’t follow you lmao

Megan and Klay still go together?

This is what I’m talking about! A real one!

I was gonna post my butt but I don’t see no no butt so never mind

“Seize him. Cut his throat. Stop..! Wait - (𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑠) - I’ve changed my mind, let him go. Step back three paces. Turn around. Close your eyes. POWER is power.”

Oh, so you'll eat the white man's animals but not the AFRICAN ones?

Y’all and the constant fucking prompts

The audience dragged Lisa in the polls on #WWHL 🤣🤣🤣

I love white mess #RHOSLC

“Tiktokers and lawsuits are not the same thing” Got her! #RHOSLC

Beat her ass, Angie!! #rhoslc

Lisa embarrassed herself with this luncheon that she planned That’s so embarrassing #RHOSLC

In fairness to Angie’s daughter, she really does make being Greek her entire personality It’s draining #RHOSLC

“Your payment has been processed.”

Angie’s dad is great #rhoslc

I unashamedly stan

“I don’t go low, I go the distance” is actually a little iconic I hate to give Lisa anything, but I can not tell a lie #rhoslc

Coward

I love to say it… I’m about to start unfollowing folks posting screenshots of N*cki Mi*aj tweets over here Be on Twitter if that’s your scene. But leave Twitter on Twitter… especially coke rants from people who should know better at their big ages

I had my tennis class today and was serving sub par (for me. but still better than everybody I played) My last service game was right when class was ending so I was trying to hurry up and win the game I said “okay… let me go Roger Federer right quick” and served two beautiful aces in a row 🤭

I’m not surprised because people are awful, but I’m always disappointed

"The league believes it succeeds despite its players, not because of them." Switch "players" for "workers" and "the league" for "the library" or "the coffee shop" or "the hospital"or "the school" and Napheesa Collier speaks for all of us. www.cbssports.com/wnba/news/ly...

Alex de Minaur wins the 2nd set against Jannik Sinner in Beijing. What an effort from Alex. This is the 2nd set he’s ever won against Jannik in 11 tour-level meetings. Off to a decider. 👀

Not “cucklove”, lord 🤭

Strands #576 “For goodness' sake” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵

WHERE DA MEAT AT?! 🤭

I fell asleep around 8 and now I’m just awake Hopefully y’all on here hoing tonight so I can watch lol

If I could teleport, I would sleep in my own bed every night and only ever use the bathroom at home I only need the simple things lol

I could maybe forgive y’all using AI for something useful and productive like giving your job the bare minimum But… Halloween pictures? Bye I’m blocking if I see them

I think I want chipotle

Not inherently

San Diego

Reminder to anyone being asked to do this: “Your” login credentials to work systems are not yours to give out Be careful Don’t lose your job (or worse) trying to get an apartment

What’s the point of an external microphone for your iPhone if the audio quality is noticeably worse than if you had just used the internal mic?

Good because the people can NOT read anymore, guys!

Your nude isn’t “artistic” simply because you pointed your toe… but go off I guess lol We love all nudes here. Artistic or simply slutty.

I was working and my computer died Another sign from the universe

A blackety black nose, full lips, a thick brow, and some big ole dumbo ears 😂

LGBT = Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé - Telephone

Cardi.. there is still time to put bad bunny on the bodega baddie remix. Please I beg.

Oh… wait…

Gaaaaag!