Remember when they had Twitter circles? Well this guy I didn’t really know put me in his, but all he was doing was teasing the idea of posting nudes So many posts of countdowns and bluffing. Only to post a picture of the small of his back lmao I DM’d him and said “take me out this shit” 😂

Bitch it’s COLD

Kate Bush wrote tf out of “Running Up That Hill”

When y’all start talking that nonsense (as you so often do), I send your posts to my man or my best friend and we just laugh and laugh and laugh I’m not arguing with y’all on here but I sure hope somebody in your sister circle is like “girl that’s stupid” because some of y’all need it

Girl…

Siri, play “It’s ok I’m ok” by Tate McRae

Why am I not surprised that Colton Underwood is yet again casting himself as a victim

Where's the button that displays us just playing games on our phones independently?

This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.

You know what I don’t care about anymore? 2016 lol

She can stfu

White folks value racism and whitewashing the past over doing the work to build the better world we all need That one could align with the Democratic Party about *everything* and still vote for Tr*mp because they think “political correctness” is a step too far is just crazy to me

Wild how many of y’all still engage with that known dickfish

He has a nice butt 👀 #Industry

Finally starting the new season of #Industry It should be top-fucking-tier if they’re building on the brilliance of the last season

What a metaphor… Perfect, but for none of the reasons he thought 😂

Special Counsel Jack Smith in his Opening Remarks:

Oooh this pisses me off SO bad

YAS GAWD KHANDI ALEXANDER!! #AbbottElementary

Melissa is CHEWIN that gum lmao #abbottelementary

Delroy Lindo has been Oscars nominated for the first time ever for his performance in 'Sinners'

Wicked not getting a single nomination would be absolutely correct if it didn’t mean Paul Tazewell not getting his things.

I shared *one* reel that was in Spanish and now all of my IG ads are in Spanish Instagram knows I don’t speak Spanish fluently and that it’s wasted on me But here we are lol

There should be more jacketless hardcover books with beautiful covers

Meredith has made herself into the victim now by calling Brittani an anti-Semite with no proof Because *checks notes* she used the same nail tech as her and wrote a kind review (which she removed after learning about his comments) and *checks notes again* has said mean things to her before? #RHOSLC

Mary laid into Lisa and I love it #rhoslc

“I’m not mean to you, I respond to you” Mary is my legend lol #rhoslc

Girl who the hell is that?

“‘Screeched at you for 2 months?’ Fuck you!”

I’m really about to build another computer that I barely use 🤭

Do you ever hit a point where you’re like “okay… this is as productive as I’m going to be today”?

White people are so tone deaf LOL-

Abigail Spanberger, a former CIA officer and three-term congresswoman, is breaking long-held traditions on inauguration day. She says she wants her swearing-in to showcase the state's modern vibrancy. n.pr/4pLLlHH

Yes gawd to that BLACK actress that’s guesting on Greys and recurring on The Pitt! Get your medical drama coins!!! lol

You gave him your Nobel Peace Prize and he still won’t make you President of the country he stole Fucking embarrassing Get up off your knees, mami

I was never mad at Verizon, outages happen. It feels stupid to act like they did something to you But these two $20 credits are cute.

She needs to stand tf up Also, it doesn’t suddenly become his Nobel Peace Prize so what is the fucking point?

This divorce y’all have been chronicling like the most important thing in the world is between two fucking influencers? We have completely lost the thread on “celebrity” I’m tired

It is so funny to me when people post poorly photoshopped pictures with the comments disabled You know how bad this is. Just don’t post it!

“I yearn for the day when you two don’t need an audience for your problem solving” -Ava (and me at work) #AbbottElementary

Y’all really be like “well I’m a(n) [insert sign] so…” as if that means something and I just sit there like

I’m tired of people asking me what I want to eat I will never know!

Same! I saw somebody trying to clown someone for doing this the other day We have stayed so far from the light!

I google words to double check before using in tweets. Like I remember the meaning but wanna be sure I’m using it in the proper context.

I find it incredibly repulsive for any gay person to be anti-trans

Bloop

I’d love to see Meredith AND Lisa off of this show #RHOSLC

I’m getting my first haircut in six weeks today PRAISE BE