I need Angel to get another season on #RHOP because I can not lose Bobby 🤭

Uber Eats: Imagine an $8 burrito Me: That sounds so awesome Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26

“We’re reclaiming depression by monetizing it” #Loot

Molly’s new man’s body is EVERYTHING #Loot

The fact that Cardi’s album had no impact on my replay is so telling 😂

I just had a 🔥 hotdog

“Yours… Mine… Ours… I could do this for hours…”

There are straight men with millions of views and likes on IG and TikTok because they’ve stuffed a dildo in their pants, or they flash a dildo in the background of their video, or the play with a dildo in the shadow… Y’all doing okay?

The Giver by Lois Lowry

“Is your thyroid enlarged?” Is a wild thing to yell at somebody you don’t know at a cocktail party around a group of other people #married2med

Toya is so messy and I love it #married2med

My favorite Bravo butch queen Steve is back!!! Praise!!! #married2med

One thing about it, Toya and Eugene love a new house!! #married2med

Dr. Simone is unwell And she’s really too old to be acting like this #married2med

Is K’s brother fine or just bodied? His disguise (the hat) is making it hard to tell #RHOP

I be in my girl ear like these.

Honestly— and I hate to say it— I’m rooting for Todd 🤷🏽‍♂️ Kandi gon be alright But I want to see him win. For the plot 🤭

✨We are here for a good time ✨

“Dm for pricing” is one of the clearest indicators to me that someone is a scammer You aren’t selling something bespoke Say the price out loud

Oh the girls are ACTING in Derry!!!!

“Y’all think y’all grown? Mmmmmhm” #ITWelcomeToDerry

Lilly Bainbridge is on fucking edge, mama 😂 #ITWelcomeToDerry

How dark must the world be for “rage bait” to be Oxford’s word of the year?

Have you ever donated to wikipedia?

Let me watch Derry before I go to bed (with a smile and a ribbon in my hair)

People say “believe women”. Until the man is someone they know.

SNOW?! where do y’all live?!

Watching Paddington for the first time and I have so many questions

It’s funny when y’all married and post the disheveled doll meme bc like, congrats on rolling over 🙄

Be careful at those orgies tonight y’all It might get messy 😂

The most disturbing part of Weapons for me is that gay couple sitting down to eat 7 hotdogs (with mustard only!), chips, carrots, a giant bowl of ranch, and cookies

Al Roker: Now for the fan favorite New York police marching band. Me: Fan favorite, Al? 13yo: Just because people are too afraid to boo doesn’t make them a fan favorite. Me: Nice one [Dad-boy high 5]

Pumpkin pie?! *rethinks vote*

My coworkers are sending Thanksgiving gifs in the group chat [that really shouldn’t even exist] I’m about to mute that bitch lol We are supposed to be away from each other!

I’m so sleepy

I’m not quick to go to the conspiracy theory well… but I do find today’s events to be very convenient for an administration looking for justification to keep the National Guard deployed Thoughts and prayers though

Two successful movies (that really should’ve been one) do not a mandate make. Move on. Make something original.

I’m finally rewatching Weapons

I really wish this show would end already I feel like it has been ending for years now These actors have to be like 30 by now lol

Meredith either needs to say “I let that bitch have it on the plane and I don’t care how y’all feel” OR admit that she doesn’t remember what she did and take her ass to rehab because she has an issue with substances lol #RHOSLC

Jumping the broom with a white person is insane. I’d never disrespect my ancestors like that.

We had one good episode without Frank Bring that back #TheLastFrontier

I want y’all to learn to accept polite rejection with grace No one owes it to you to be interested in you just because you’re interested in them There’s no need to get all pissy if someone simply lets you know they aren’t interested without being disrespectful

You look at one apartment and suddenly every ad you see online is for a different apartment building Please mind your business!!

IKTFR, Molly!! #Loot

“I’ll do some pushups so my boobs look better when exposed…” #loot

Fuck her (see what I did there? 😂)

Corny!!

“My boobs will be out!” #Loot