I just had an idea to solve @nba.com tanking. Rather than count wins after a certain date as contributing to lottery position, make it random which subsets of games count towards losing and winning. They can weight it so more games count toward losses, but the teams won’t know which.

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Nextdoor will occasionally decide it's acceptable to re-subscribe me to emails and every single one is full of the most cursed white suburban boomer shit imaginable

15th century equivalent of a nuclear weapon.

oozing charisma. I can see why VCs and others are clamoring to give him tens/hundreds of billions of dollars every time he asks. it's all very compelling.

Anyone want some sausage?

foie gras is good and geese are asking for it

The kid’s school does a collab between the dance program and the creative writing department and it is extremely cringe having to listen to 9th grade writers narrate the dance with their tortured prose lol

Конинаmaxxing

WSJ: there may possibly be signs that inflation could be increasing, depending on teh measure used Me: bitch have you been to the costco lately??

Im not reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened

lol owned

We love the Kripnas Porpingus experience, don’t we folks!

I was eating some homemade pickled cabbage as part of my dinner and had an intrusive thought of RFK Jr’s weird voice saying “I only eats meat and ‘ferments’”.

Right now the Iran situation feels like the build up to the war in Ukraine. Lots of people were like: why is Putin massing army, supplies and logistics on three fronts? Is it a bluff? Negotiating tactic? Nah bro it’s because he was going to use them

Just getting endless use out of this image.

become Ungovernable

Me, whenever I see people either genuinely saying or simply parodying the whole mogging/looksmaxxing patois.

evergreen twete

It’s not typically best practices to ski across the finish line backward.

Another disgusting Epstein email (using cups rather than grams for baking)

She wuthered on my heights until I… 😳

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

So Mikhail Shaidorov, who just won the Olympics, has thereby assured a spot in the exhibition gala He skates his exhibition program..... in a giant panda costume youtu.be/xuMte7aJR58?...

Looking forward to watching the Kazakhstan skater pull the upset later. Glad to see his pride in Almaty and cute that he got his start at the Ramstore ice rink! (per Wikipedia)

I’m ALWAYS saying this

it's not FOR us

Why do people hate ai? It’s a mystery for the ages.

AH

Prison-approved PS2

Not a cell phone in sight. Just two guys living in the moment, traveling 90mph down a twisted ice chute

Cool and normal

Senator Neguse...maybe one day inshallah lol.

2027: All the criticism only applies to last year’s model. Version 6.7 changes everything. 2028: All the criticism only applies to last year’s model. Version 7.4 changes everything.

This is one of the stupidest thing I’ve read on AI in a while. Clearly from an AI booster and true believer. Go ahead. Let the AI code itself. Seems like a good way to have non functioning AI and we can end this charade sooner shumer.dev/something-bi...

Important news

Kind of crazy how many of the figure skaters are for USA, Canada, other countries are Russian/Russian heritage. I don’t remember it being so many before

Bluesky drafts are for cowards

I was looking a dermatology clinic website to make an appointment and was impressed with their enthusiasm about the skin being the largest organ in the body

"oh no...not Erik Prince" -literally no one

Creating an auspicious 7th carhole for this McMansion

Congrats to @hantastic.bsky.social @geewhizwow.bsky.social and @tumbling.bsky.social for being my closest neighbors on the bluesky user map. I assume they post nothing but highly sophisticated bangers

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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

Love the AI future that our tech leaders are marching us into

A goose just crapped on me. AMA