This might actually encourage trump to take Greenland…

Mr. Tumnus is in the Epstein files

Felt kind of guilty going for a hike in January, with the state park being almost as crowded as in peak season

guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him

Take me to Buryatia

Today is a good day to remember Betteridge's law of headlines

A jury in New York has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

George Bush did coups the right way By Ezra Klein.

I was 9 when the Noriega situation unfolded, but I remember it happening and being on TV. But I don’t recall the details. Is abducting/trying Maduro basically the same playbook? Are there any key differences? How did people react back then?

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

Wow that was fast

Waking up to the news that the US has bombed Venezuela, kidnapped its president, and will now seek to decide its fate (i.e. “liberate” its natural resources). We don’t have money for basic infrastructure in our local communities, but we can always start new wars? Absolutely sickening.

America, fuck yeah

My yard is full of burnt insulation and material from the giant fire 4 miles away. Wild

Jfc. Didn’t expect to wake up to headlines about the US kidnapping a foreign leader for no clear reason

I am pretty darn sure you’ve run into this essay previously but other people in the thread might enjoy it

I’ll never bother with the installation, electrical line, or cost, but having a sauna/banya would be great

Our @marcsallinger.bsky.social is on the scene. This is the view from next to the big King Soopers at Leetsdale and Dahlia. Two other 9NEWS crews are there on different sides of the fire.

The evacuation area for the fire at Leetsdale and Forest covers 20 residential blocks in Denver plus additional areas with multi-family homes. Alert went out to cell phones at 7:17pm.

My house is in the plume…I was wondering why it smelled like burnt gunpowder outside. I thought people were setting off fireworks or something

Introduce yourself with what almost killed your Hi I’m premature birth and a tv falling on your head at age 3 from pulling it off a shelf

Who the fuck is this nerd?

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

Dostoyevsky’s The Idiot (since i’d obviously be the only pure, innocent soul in politics lol)

Last night I had the thought: “I wonder what the first disaster of 2026 will be…” Didn’t expect Swiss hotel fire.

Sam Altman is going to be in the history books, but not in the way he’d like. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Across Central Asia New Year is still celebrated around food with Olivier salad pilaf and beshbarmak anchoring a shared holiday tradition despite changing times https://ow.ly/jb5c50XQHEP #CentralAsia #NewYear #NewYearTraditions #FoodCulture #Food

Snuggle cat

Most people look forward to New Year’s Eve, but for many Russians and Russian-adjacent people it is basically the biggest, deepest cleaning day of the year.

It’s the last day of 2025 so my Bsky posts will be particularly unhinged and chaotic. You’ve all been warned!

Fight for $15 is finally over in Colorado

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

One of the all-time great poasters, Mike Fossey, passed away last week. RIP

Our 8th most-read piece of 2025 perfectly crystallizes the internet in 520 words. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/did...

Galadriel, talking about all the wealthy people paying more for this when it’s probably like any security system just more expensive: But they were, all of them, deceived….

Denver smells like cow shit rn. 100% chance of snow tonight.

Here’s the new brother and sister coffee commercial, boss. Real sexy, just like you asked for

the Nuggets snatching the W back from the Timberwolves in OT

Damn Nugs…I was ready for the W and for sleepy time 😭

Wishing everyone a lovely Pallas Cat Christmas

Enjoying beautiful days like this and the whole time my brain is saying “wow this is tucked up”

Getting into the holiday season

Can confirm

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy

When you eat shovels full of shit and end up with nothing to show for it

We have go bags and plans after evacuating for the Marshall Fire. And shot nerves. Heard emergency responders today and immediately went outside while checking Watch Duty. Welcome to the climate collapse.

An old random tweet the lives rent free in my head, I think from @catturd2.bsky.social: “cast iron skillets can have a bit of dish soap, as a treat”. I say it in my head every time I get the cast iron skillet out. (It’s a curse)

On this topic, at the Whole Foods I saw a teen put a box of $9 cereal (not even organic but gluten free something something) into the family cart. the parents saw and didn’t bat an eye. I’m sure they’re rich but still. Absolute insanity that we accept this as a country