Let the record show that I was right

For some reason the cat has started sleeping on this small ottoman lol. Just found him like this. Perfect end to this #Caturday

Sadly, win or lose tomorrow, there's no way the #Rockies can maintain their current 420 run differential

It's pretty upsetting to know that, assuming there are meaningful federal elections in the future, that even if the dems win, they will do nothing to dismantle the police state that has been built.

Frankly, ICE being dissolved should become the most conservative position allowed in democratic politics.

Has anyone seen One Battle After Another yet? Curious to hear what real people, not critics, think of it. (I'm a PTA fan and am certain I will like it but just wondering!)

Sauron's threat to deploy Uruk-hai in Minas Tirith is unlawful. Here’s a thought. Focus on protecting the hearth fires of the men of Gondor. - Denethor, son of Ecthelion, Ruling Steward

Would an antifa leftist shoot indiscriminately into an ICE processing facility, killing detainees? (presumably someone who is ANTI-ICE wants to help detainees...) Or is it ironic, nihilistic edgelord behavior to try to deflect blame and cause chaos while putting FPS skills to use in the world? 🤔

Glad that Zack Lowe landed on his feet at the Ringer but his podcasts there are pushing two hours each.... Bro gotta keep it closer to an hour! My drive to work and time for washing dishes aren't that long.

Do better Uni! (Jk cute as always! 😭)

Rule of thumb: if you're the one in a video saying "you're asking me to leave? You're going to call the authorities?" in a shocked voice, you've made a mistake and your video sucks

the naptime chotiner: "so I just want to clarify - is this quiet time or naptime? because a minute ago you said, im quoting here, 'you need to put away your toys because its almost quiet time.' I did so, and am making no noise. yet you seem frustrated that im not sleeping. Can you expand on that?"

S&P down 0.53% after this was published

ME: I'm doing great. Thanks for asking, Isaac. CHOTINER: well you say this, but just two days ago, you posted "Been listening to Elliott Smith for a week straight. 'hashtag' mood". You skeeted this? ME: Yes, but... CHOTINER: Is this what somewhat would say when they're doing "great"

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

CHOTINER: Just once I wanted someone to interview *me* DOCTOR: Oh I know just the person, the interviewer Issac Chotiner is in town, I have his phone number right here CHOTINER: (sobbing) but doctor, I *am* Chotiner

Replacing the"thinking" dot or "searching the web" message in chatgpt with "Enjoying a delicious coca-cola and getting your response!"

*giving commencement address to graduating Gen Zers* always try your best, seek new adventures, live life to the fullest, and remember this one simple rule: do not kill people as part of an extremely online, hyper-ironic meme that somehow intersects with your incoherent politics and nihilism!

GIVE US ALL THE NEGATIVE RUN DIFFERENTIAL!!!

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

@ichotiner.bsky.social President Nixon has a busy schedule of writing and speaking. Thank you for your interest.

Anti-ICE messages were carved into the bullets! *posts image that clearly shows a message written with a sharpie or some shit like that*

Our dog (RIP) would sneeze whenever we gave him the command to bark (which I guess he didn't live doing lol). So basically could sneeze on command!

Central Asia’s stages are turning into political battlegrounds as concerts and cultural events face mounting cancellations tied to Russia’s war in Ukraine, even as festivals like Intervision-2025 showcase regional talent timesca.com/global-confl... #CentralAsia #Culture #UkraineWar #Intervision2025

One Cattle After Another (2025)

whenever I see a picture of Stephen Miller and his wife, I'm like wtf...this racist dude is with a person of color??? and then I realize it's the spray tan

So curious why they presented it as an attack on ICE/law enforcement initially...it's almost as if it's an effort to muddy the waters when it later comes out that it's a right wing MAGA shooter 🤔

Bigger than before

Isaac Chotiner must project a subliminal series of ultra-high frequency tones that affect interviewees like the CIA Havana syndrome ray gun because if I said this I would commit seppuku

you might not like it, but this is what Peak Performance looks like

Obviously some endogeneity/omitted variable issues with drawing conclusions from this, but what is the most shocking is how little wine people in Mississippi/Kansas/West Virginia drink.

Love that the stock market, AI bubble and trump economics generally are all aligning for a classic October market crash

Sure sex is great, but have you ever made a label that says “label maker” and put it on a label maker?

gumbys peeing

What movie do you consider "perfect"

Manitou Springs, Colorado Pop: 5,390 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manitou_Springs,_Colorado Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=8638876 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51885132 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=116943073

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Toe beans and cat toes 😳

TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.

Retweet if you're outside touching grass rather than watching or thinking about the Charlie Kirk memorial Like if you you're holed up in your basement, far from grass, but also not watching or thinking about the Charlie Kirk memorial

Excited to see that @modaviau.bsky.social has a new book out! I was just telling the kid about Every Anxious Wave and that she should read it!

Just rewatched 12 Monkeys for the first time since the 90s. It held up better than I thought. The think what felt most dated was the Terry Gilliam off-kilter style plus the 90s era crime/homelessness depiction

Albania (🇦🇱) + Kazakhstan (🇰🇿) = Albakhstan:

Kazakhstan (🇰🇿) + Kyrgyzstan (🇰🇬) = Kargyzstan:

Kazakhstan (🇰🇿) + Albania (🇦🇱) = Akhstan:

Special edition Wales (1959–present) + Soviet Union = Soviet Wales:

Cool enclave bro

Me typing post: omg wut is he dreaming? Salmon slices?? 😂 *looks over shoulder* Me retyping post: omg he's dreaming of Charlie Kirk in heaven, looking down on our Strong Nation! 😻☺️ thank you Charlie!