Sparky Simon
@bananafist.bsky.social
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🧠 Donkey-ogre hybrid 🪖 Army veteran 🧢 Liberty enthusiast ⚾️ Phillies fan 🖖 Ad Astra
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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨
4 months ago
Zelensky’s giving a masterclass in restraint right here. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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CAKE
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“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters.” — Antonio Gramsci
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
6 months ago
Donald is currently laser-focused on the flooding deaths in Texas and taking care of the survivors.
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#Cheers
was a big part of my childhood, and
#GeorgeWendt
, a big part of Cheers. May Vera never find you, buddy. 🍻
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I, also, am over 40 and feel this deeply
8 months ago
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Honk
8 months ago
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Love the new album from
@carefulgaze.bsky.social
! Do the right thing and check 'em out now.
#music
open.spotify.com/album/6xlp02...
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one day this will let you go
Careful Gaze · Single · 2025 · 3 songs
https://open.spotify.com/album/6xlp02P7t7MuP93tjBydUz?si=Rpwzyto1Q2WBc4TsYEucjw
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🔥⛪️🔥
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Deal with it, party full of 80s-movie jock antagonists. 🫳🎤
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Snappy
#artwork
🫰🫰
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8 months ago
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Another liberal lie
#birdsarentreal
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Best to be prepared
#lifehacks
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Emily Carter
8 months ago
In
#Okinawa
, coastal fishermen now farm
#coral
, restoring
#reefs
like planting trees in a forest. With
#ocean
temperatures rising, half the world’s coral reefs have already vanished. These farmers are fighting back, one fragment at a time. [Heppoko Taylor]
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Beautiful to see foreign relations success at an all time high? Remember when we used to have tense relations with them? All it took was a little shedding of that annoying integrity and courage.
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Flipping that narrative.
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Aaron Rupar
9 months ago
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
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Maybe
@mlb.com
owes a gambling debt to their masters at Fanatics Sports Betting, and that’s why no one is able to watch
#openingday
#baseball
. What a terrific time for a streaming failure.
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⚾️ Happy
#OpeningDay
! Go
@phillies.com
!!! ⚾️
#baseball
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Only at night as my wife is falling asleep.
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10 months ago
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frovo
10 months ago
BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream ERNIE: sure bert BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not ERNIE: i said sure bert BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie
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Post a pic you saved but haven’t found use for
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Shooter McGavin
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Memedows xD
10 months ago
#memes
#meme
#edgy
#humor
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Artificial Stupidity Engine
10 months ago
#meme
#memes
#valentinesday
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Artificial Stupidity Engine
10 months ago
#meme
#memes
#lotr
#lordoftherings
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Married the world’s biggest
#Eagles
fan (cause they’re all the biggest fans) but I’m a member of
#SteelersNation
so this is how I’m bringing the love and support today!
#SuperBowl
#Steagles
#Pennsylvania
#Philly
#Pittsburgh
11 months ago
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Todd Ballowe
11 months ago
I've been sharing this OutKast meme with my friends, and it deeply saddens me that many didn't get it.
#memes
#outkast
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Memedows xD
11 months ago
🌡️
#memes
#meme
#nurse
#humor
#funny
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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
11 months ago
Who’s up for a game of ADHD&D? We’ll be playing for the next 78 hours
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Jerry Chen
11 months ago
lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth
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More bagels. Less hate.
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Katie Phang
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Jolly Old Saint Earl
11 months ago
Are you not entertained?
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Uncle Duke
11 months ago
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
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May the smell of sweetness bring honor to your house!
#cookingtips
#startrek
#fortheempire
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20 story building, 1/2 a parking garage allocated, and this choice is made. I think it’s safe to say this guy’s never given a woman an orgasm.
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍
11 months ago
I am my best when I value myself and others. I am at my worst when I forget to see the value in myself and others.
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Alt National Park Service
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More good news! The goal of limiting global warming by 2°C by 2100 is now impossible. Neat! Fuck them grandkids am I right?
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Ground News - Top climate scientist declares 2C climate goal 'dead'
Holding long-term global warming to 2 deg C – the fallback target of the Paris climate accord – is now “impossible”, according to a stark analysis published by
https://ground.news/article/top-climate-scientist-declares-2c-climate-goal-dead?utm_source=mobile-app
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Chéri Buss ✌️
11 months ago
This isn’t circulating enough for people to know about it.
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General Gadsden’s back-up flag.
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derek guy
11 months ago
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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Easier to handle than a hot tip. More casual than a pro tip. Something you can go all in on versus just the tip.
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11 months ago
#meme
#memes
#oreo
#cookies
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Lesley Aeschliman
11 months ago
Meme taken from Facebook.
#Gecko
,
#Meme
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Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️
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