I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

A wonderful wrong answer on The Chase.

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why do actors do this

Handful of returns for The Bench in Birmingham tomorrow. I gather there's A Sport. Fair play etc. bmusic.co.uk/events/mike-...

Couldn't resist

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Below the Surface poster Eric Rohman, 1920

Bloody hell guys! This is very nearly funded in an afternoon! Thank you everyone x www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

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Just a few of the brilliant acts I caught at last year’s Exeter Comedy Fesitval - book tickets for this year! www.instagram.com/reel/DW9Jm0k...

This was incredibly thrilling at the time. British schoolkids had none of that US resentment that the Commies had beaten them to it. The human race got one of its guys up there!

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

"Another piece of cake?" RIP Angela Pleasence. SYMPTOMS, of course, but also part of a marvellously creepy double-act, with her father, in this segment of FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE (1974)

Pixies Gigantic meets the old Attack of the 50ft Woman poster. This took forever to draw, so please buy several prints.

The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.

It’s World Homeopathy Awareness Week. The less aware of it you are, the more good it will do you.

IT IS HAPPENING, AGAIN.

Swan dive

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Some sensible advice for the crew of the Artemis II

Spring is in the air

Spring

Point Blank poster by Bronisław Zelek, 1970

I concur: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

It’s the new one from @quantick.bsky.social!

No End poster by Andrzej Pagowski, 1985

The Woods

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Solaris poster by Andrzej Bertrandt, 1972

Traffic jam

Can't really get anywhere near actually drawing anything at the moment... too much going on at home. But I did manage to take five minutes to faff around with the Photo Booth app on my iPad, transforming a few recent drawings. Quite addictive.

My son Connor has been brilliant in supporting and helping me. It feels like such a daunting prospect to start again, but he has made it not only feel possible but something I can actually feel excited about. He's a brilliant illustrator, check out his insta www.instagram.com/c.lockhart.i...

ARTEMIS II ASTRONAUT: I look down upon Planet Earth in wonder, awestruck by its majesty & of a humanity without borders. TRUMP/HEGSETH: Bomb that shithole back into the Stone Age.

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Half Ma’am Half Brisket

They should absolutely retitle this The Man DeLorean and rush it back into cinemas next month

Very good question. There three Bumble bees www.bumblebeeconservation.org Humanists humanists.uk/donate/ National Brain Appeal www.nationalbrainappeal.org/get-involved...

A thread of work, and personal work… Currently available for commissions and projects. If you have a game, ttrpg, card game etc that needs some art, or you need some concept art for a project - get in touch. #Art #SciFi #Commissions 1/n

Matt is much better at his job than any ai and requires substantially less cooling.

I've just taught my parakeets to play board games but they can't hold dice in their claws so I've asked Billy Fury to design something. He's a fast worker, too: I called him up today and he told me that yes, he's already halfway to parrot dice.

375k each, not bad

I defaced a picture of the A-Team.

"Add one small onion (finely chopped), then half an onion, then a quarter of an onion, then an eighth of an onion..."–Recipe for Mandelbroth

EXTREMELY USEFUL PSA ❤️

Are social media apps addictive? No. If people overindulge, they can simply log off, and I’ve been making that case for years on X, this platform, Threads, Instagram and YouTube, and yet some people still aren’t convinced, and I have to spend all my time in online arguments with them every day. SMH.

The Tom Waits & Kathleen Brennan Songbook, put together with their help and blessing ♥️ Couldn’t be prouder of it. And they love it so much it’s going in Tom’s own web store. Pre-order link: acerecords.co.uk/where-the-wi...

Say Hi! to Patho - designed by the brilliant @thisnorthernboy.bsky.social I’m currently tweaking the rough edit of #HiPathoFilm - online at some stage this year