Glasgwegians please please be careful when going to the polls in May. If voting green please ensure you choose Scottish Greens and not the independent holocaust denier mcconnachie who is sitting as an independent green candidate. Also beware of independent candidates. Many wolves in sheep clothing

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.” youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

death of the author and/or separating art from artist are concepts explaining how the creator has no ownership or control with your engagement with their art, their interpretation of their own work is trivia at best. It is not a statement absolving the creator from their political/criminal activity.

Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨

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Pleeeeease please play this game. Please experience the whiplash of the most beautiful poetry you've ever read and then 'I'm a talking crab, fancy that!'* This game is joyous. *You will experience this whiplash multiple times I'm not sorry for the one spoiler.

Huge Judero sale! store.steampowered.com/app/1960900/...

blue slimes make excellent centerpieces in any garden, but take care to water them frequently and maintain their size, lest they wander away with your prize koi fish!

these super low profile thumb braces are the reason i can play video games again and i did a lot of searching to find them. no provider recommended them to me for video games! none of them really knew what to do about gaming. i don't want to gatekeep! www.mothership.blog/a-thumb-brac...

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Apparently my type is 'Can I squeeze it' and 'is it comedically big when following me through town.' And Trubbish because it's a fucking bin bag.

Ailbhe at the NS is politely damning here but let me chuck in my two pence, just to add to the fun www.newstatesman.com/politics/lab...

So, BlueSky, one of my passions is the study of tea in WW2. I need you to watch this oral history from three ex-tea ladies from the Bermondsey WVS. Because you could guess for ONE THOUSAND YEARS and you would not guess where it is going... #skystorians #history #tea

Knowing that the mainstream media and the mainstream parties (plus Reform) are using many of their considerable resources to dig up dirt on Polanski and this is what they found is quite nice actually. He did a proper stupid thing a good while ago, no harm done to anyone, apologised.

My god they have nothing.

Hello, rest of world. Today in Britain the leaders of mainstream political parties have been debating whether putting native woodland creatures on our banknotes is emblematic of our tragic decline as a patriotic nation, and we hope things are equally weird with you.

I found this really frustrating to read. Mainstream media, including the BBC, prioritised the battle of ideas/2 sides argument as a popular means of coverage. This piece suggests it happened accidentally, or even at the behest of those pushed into these scenarios /1 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Proud of my boy. Banana cuno. #DiscoElysium #doodles

Yeah - just google ‘English medieval castle’ for an image - what could possibly go wrong?

Amidst the gloom, a small shaft of light: Large tortoiseshell butterflies confirmed no longer extinct in the UK! Lovely piece by @patrickbarkham.bsky.social: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

if as they’re reporting nobody’s been hurt in the gigantic fire that took out the whole block next to central station, next most important order of business: why was it called ‘Sexy Coffee’

Fire fighters have been tackling the blaze for over 6 hours. If the fire takes central station (glass roof behind) it will be logistically and financially crippling for the city.

Aw shit Glasgow Central is burning to the ground. The dome's gone and it was a fucking vape shop that started it.

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Nintendo: the new Pokémon game is a spin-off where- Me: Ah nvm. -you play as ditto. Me:

*bursts in, sweating, out of breath* “Drop everything, fish doorbell’s back” visdeurbel.nl/en/

if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal

which way western man

A host of bastards from Talha and Jack Co games. (What's the collective noun for bastards?) Can you name any? Why are bad guys so fun to write? Last hours to back out next game ABIDE www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...

Some of this is classic infantilising left voters, with additional helpings of infantilising people "we" used to be colonial masters of. Literally the rhetoric for the UK denying Indian (in the colonial borders) self rule was that "they are like children".

The player characters from Talha and Jack Co games. Last hours to back our next game ABIDE. Just realised ABIDE doesn't follow our naming convention... www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...

MA BOYS THEY'RE THRIVIN. 💖💖💖

a sneak peek of my piece for @discodesirezine.bsky.social 🥛🌸🌼💥‼️

So the candidate who left school at 16 with no A-Levels and who's spent her whole adult life vocational, manual jobs beat the ivory tower academic turned cushy media pundit, but you can be sure we'll still get plenty more casual description of the latter as "white working class".

thirty and forty year olds of the earth! please reply to this with 1) your favorite music videos of all time (all genres and languages!) and/or 2) the most iconic music videos of all time. i am a zoomer trying to do research and fill in cultural blind spots. thank you and have a nice day!

Newsnight can put Zack Polanski in a Russian hat. They can portray him as Voldermort. James O'Brien can accuse him of "breaking Britain". It's not going to work this time, lads. People have seen too much. The electorate just knows more. Watch the attacks ramp up and recognise their toothlessness.

In which people CHOOSE TO VOTE for a female plumber representing a party with broadly liberal values and an unelected life peer declares it to be the end of liberal democracy.

V. Happy about the green win. I felt it would happen but the way our media bang on about reform I couldn't help but worry. Still! Nice wee bit of hope!

Given that we're told that Muslims as a bloc are communalist, anti-Semitic, misogynist homophobes, you might assume voting for a non-religious white woman, standing for a LGBT friendly party, led by a gay Jewish man, might lead you to stand down all those sectarianism headlines.

If you need to 'draw a clocky trans woman' so bad for your 2woke4me story collection, she should look like this. I am not explaining what this means to anyone who isn't trans.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

There are still 60 corpse spots available in the Abide game Kickstarter graveyard! 🧟‍♂️ If you or someone you know would like to feature in game as a corpse, get an awesome 7cm sculpt of your head and be part of supporting an awesome grassroots horror game, please check the link below - 3 days left! 😄

I have DMs! Yeeeees.

Excited for everyone to see what we have been cooking up with all the amazing artists and writers at @discodesirezine.bsky.social ! Here is a small preview from something I have been working on! 🔥❤️‍🔥🐕 #DiscoDesire #DiscoElysium

I felt like I needed this reminder lately #discoelysium

It’s good to be back on the Isle of May. Morning Mr Seal