We've made progress on a work project I was so worried about I couldn't sleep the last couple of nights! Now I can enjoy my weekend because we won't get any feedback on it until Monday!

OMG the dog fic is so cute

Pining while fucking is such a good trope

The problem with Ilya asking Shane to use small words in English is that it's big words which tend to be the same in English and Russian and which Russian speakers would probably recognize even when they don't know English that well

cumberland strawberries, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1891

We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.

Cave bear <3

All I've been doing this week is working or reading Rachel Reid while still being sick. When will I be able to enjoy the spring weather

They should invent a Bluesky that works

It's time to despair about French again* * I learned that gender is genre in French

genuinely think that if shane was going to use an epithet for ilya in his own internal narration it would not be "the russian", but rather "this fucking guy". you know I'm right about this

So today my brain went, "You thought the lockout in Zürich fic was angsty? Now imagine a lockout in the KHL fic"

ad astra, artemis ii 🌒 #illustration

Not only did I get sick during the long weekend, I also ran out of fic to read

It took me a while to realize that the actor playing Alexei is actually called Slavic

they should make a type of logging off that is equivalent to slamming down an old phone handset after hanging up on someone

Watched Glass Onion for the first time. Did not expect it to be a period piece about the pandemic

Warning! Today is MISINFORMATION day on the internet. It's totally unlike any other day- [finger to ear] Mmhmm.

astronaut capybara

Follow your heart. Track its movements. Kill it before it destroys you.

Whenever I think that my English is pretty okay, I'll need to remember that today I was genuinely confused by what a pretzel croissant sandwich was supposed to be (apparently it's not just three different kinds of baked goods??)

eatin spaghetti, germany, 15th century

if you don't like the social issues conversations in star trek then you just don't like star trek

I contain multitudes (logging into an account and also getting freaked out when I receive a notification about a new login into the account I just logged into).

Before there was “Heated Rivalry,” there was this New Yorker cartoon by Harry Bliss, published in 2001.

Interview with the vampire. Induction day with the vampire. Group bonding exercise with the vampire. Christmas office do with the vampire.

🌵 ฅ(･ὢ･ ฅ)

Time to block bsky on my phone at least until tomorrow and to stop doomscrolling

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

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Yesterday I finally caved and downloaded Game Changer to listen to during a car drive. Today I'm somehow at 67% and can't put it down??

the vengeful pillow by Edward Gorey

A lovely pair of #Roman earrings, made of gold & decorated with chips of emerald & garnet - a beautiful piece of ancient jewellery! #AncientBlueSky

Somewhere there exists an Ilya/Shane vid set to Scotty doesn't know, right?

The thing is, I can't actually bake, but I can apparently follow a recipe well enough to be able to bring baked goods to the office when required

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Went on a mental health walk instead of doomscrolling and unfortunately I do feel better

#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_24@31-05-2017_13-34-48.jpg

"live action of [insert animation] in the works--" please just fund animation instead of treating live action as the final pokemon evolution of a story

The 3 genders

😬

Why not as Gollum though

Now That’s What I Call ADHD 🎶🔂

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

hea'ds up