I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never. Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

5 minutes in and I'm obsessed with the cast of this series of taskmaster

JEREMY ON SNL?!!!

Happy Labour Day!

What if we kissed under the liquor store pride balloon arch?

Same day YouTube release WE WON

TASKMASTER SERIES 20 SEPTEMBER 11 LETS GOOOOOOO

EEK I'm watching series 17 of taskmaster and someone brought a banana loca as a prize task?!?! Incredible!

It's a metaphor

Stay salty DC 🔥

every swiftie right now

Finally seeing Hamilton live!!!

can't stop thinking about dimension 20 on a bus

Lets gooooooo

i have no idea what this pun means but nonetheless: the teaser for tag all stars is here. we have literally never been more back

Mike Trapp is wearing awesome socks in the new Game Changer!!!

Taskmaster finale time 😭😭😭😭

Is your child texting about Ottawa municipal politics? lol: Let's Oppose Lansdowne stfu: Secure Transit Funding Universally omg: Overdeveloping My Greenbelt fml: Finance More Libraries smh: Somerset: More Housing! til: That Intermittent Lightrail brb: Bike Racks, Baby! idc: I Dislike Cars

Very happy about the NYC mayoral primary results, but the fact that y'all have PRIMARIES for municipal elections is wild

To every Democratic Party consultant, candidate, staffer, and operative I have ever said “money doesn’t vote” to, I would like to reiterate…MONEY DOESNT VOTE.

There are very few experiences which are better than lying in bed with the window open during a late night thunder storm.

HELLO??????

"🚨🚨🚨 Connection has been lost on the ‘Madleen’. Israeli army have boarded the vessel."

Spotted on the most recent episode of Taskmaster! 🥹

bsky right now.

BREAKING: The opinion of a random person you just encountered online is not, in fact, the universally embraced belief of "the Left" or "Liberals" or whoever else you'd like to paint with a broad brush. More as this story develops.

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor. He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down. The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him. This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

On Sunday, my friend, Jonathan Joss was murdered and it took me a minute to find the words... Like so many of our lives, Jonathan's existed at the powerful intersections of Indigeneity, queerness, visibility, and vulnerability. He was fierce, funny, flawed, and real in every way that mattered.

Update on my pneumonia recovery retreat: I have gotten my mom hooked on Taskmaster.

I got diagnosed with pneumonia over the weekend, and my mom has come up to stay with me while I get better 😭😭

car dependent infrastructure is structural violence

We’ve officially taken over the marquee at the Mayfair to promote bus Lanes on Bank Street! Amazing how much community support we’ve had for better transit @strongtownsottawa.bsky.social

I do not care if Canada post is ever profitable. It is a public service, everyone owns it. That’s valuable in and of itself. We don’t ask the emergency room or public schools to turn a profit. We ask them to be accessible for everyone to use.

ITS CONFIRMED!!!

<diligently updating the list of career paths on the university’s “Major in Mathematics!” poster>

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

April books!!

HANK ON SMARTYPANTS LETS GOOO

I want Bruce Fanjoy to win because Pierre Poilievre losing his seat would had 10 years to my life. But I also want Bruce to win because he ran an incredible ground game and was out pounding pavement in the literal snow, rain and wind to give people hope. Candidates like that should be rewarded.

How do you like them apples?

Please note that if you use "prime minister elect" to refer to Mark Carney, a Canadian constitutional scholar will come to your home and smash your windows.

No sleep till Carleton.

If Carleton ousts Poilievre I will take back everything I've ever said about rural ottawa

Reminder: The Prime Minister simply stays on as Prime Minister. It is not a new government. The Carney ministry is remaining in power.

Nothing has made me happier than watching Pierre Poilievre trailing behind in his own riding all night.