This is a terrible time to love history and have great pattern recognition skills. 🥴

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Wait, why does this make sense? 😭

Just got my hair and eyebrows done. Time to find some errands to run 😂

I’ve been watching a lot of intense, heavy stuff lately. So I decided to watch A Man on the Inside, thinking it would be a fluffy show I could kinda have on in the background and not get invested in. It Schitt’s Creek-ed me so hard 😂

Since no one not named Ryan Coogler can have an original thought in Hollywood, if we’re just gotta reboot stuff constantly can someone remake Columbo for me?

I am doing a really poor job of taking care of my tamogotchi this week. (Me. I’m my tamogotchi.)

Online shopping is so daunting sometimes. You gotta fight like 4 damn pop ups, then they want you sign in even before you look at the damn article of clothing. Just let me look, damn.

I cannot unrecommend enough putting together furniture when you’re fighting some mystery illness 🥴

My back will absolutely never stop hurting but Friendsgiving 11(?) was a success. It looks different every year. Different cities. Sometimes 20 people. Sometimes 5.

Hey… If you’re cooking tomorrow… You don’t have enough butter. I know you got extra. You don’t have enough butter.

Go head and start thawing your turkey, friends. Don’t serve them people raw in the middle turkey.

First of all everyone knows the most toxic fire sign is a Sag so what we doin everybody? 😂

one of the big lessons re conservatives and especially conservative christians is that they are more satisfied by being comparatively better off than others rather than being better off in absolute terms. they’re perfectly happy to lose if you lose more.

I just had to turn my air conditioning on. Weather, wyd? Lol

I love candles. LOVE. I am not a candle snob, but unfortunately my faves are expensive. In the last year, I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t wait for a special occasion or company to burn them. I burn them all the time. It’s a small thing, but it brings me so much joy.

It’s a super hard time to be an American and/or a Christian if you actually did the reading to understand the foundational tenets of either 🥴

Someone just (accurately) told me there’s 6 weeks left in this year and Ima need a full business day to spiral about that.

It is November.

Conscious humbles me every time.

My brain is mashed potatoes. I need a nap and a cookie.

Message to our friends from our hoomom. If able plz consider donating to a group that provides food for the beloved pets of people struggling right now. Our mum grew up very poor & remembers how hard it was to feed the family & their pet. Share some kindness. Love you all 🩷

Seeing the northern lights in real life is still one of the most miraculous things I’ve ever seen. I woulda cried, but Iceland was cold AF 😂

This is beautiful.

The only way anyone will know what’s in those files is if some brave person leaks them in their entirety.

*puts on tin foil hat* These files aren’t getting released. And I’d bet if they do they’ll be so heavily redacted as to be pointless.

If this ain’t what I think it is, Ima be so sad 😂

“Do you wanna go-“ It is 36 degrees outside. No, I do not. lol

I am sad to report that folding your laundry as soon as it comes outta the dryer is actually incredibly helpful in it not piling up. I will learn nothing from this.

Two dope boys in a Cadillac

Every year I pick a new dish to master. This year is duck ravioli. I haven’t revisited my recipe in a few months but I’m almost there. It needs one more thing I just don’t know what yet 🤔

I am having the exact day I needed to have after 2 weeks on the road. Now I just gotta dream up something yummy and cozy for dinner.

I very, very, very often feel like this.

… . . . . . . You know what? It’s my fault for knowing how to read.

A Virginia gubernatorial candidate campaigned against solar power because she believed it would stop working when the sun went down. 1.4 million people voted for her.

I have to remind myself to not be offended when people leave my house empty handed because don’t have people out here thinking I didn’t feed you over here! 😂

If you see someone giving TSA agents a hard time I encourage you to step in & tell them to STFU on the agent’s behalf. They’re at work without pay with no idea when a check will come. They don’t need ppl being rude on top of that. And they’re at work & can’t tell anyone to go to hell. But you can.

Just a reminder… You know those side gigs that are keeping people afloat? Food delivery, pet sitting, Amazon drivers, etc? Their existence is entirely dependent on people having money to spend. So, you know, be more worried. Night night.

FACTS about SNAP: -35% to white people (largest share) -90% to people born in 🇺🇸 -86% to households with kids -70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)

I thought I was gonna go out for my last night here. Randomly fell asleep. Woke up and my eye was swollen for reasons unknown. I tried to walk across the room in the dark and walked directly into a steel beam. So Ima take the hint to siddown 🤣

No one is madder about free women than the people who have not gotten free themselves. And always mad at the women. Never at the oppression.

Getting folded then getting holded>>>>

Honestly I think I’d prefer me and my man being on Dateline than being on social media embarrassing me behind some project twins 😂

The secondhand embarrassment 🥴

"In the two years since the state started charging a 4% surtax on incomes over $1 million, the effort has created a $5.7 billion windfall, with the surplus being used to fund bridge repairs, bolster literacy programs and address the transportation system’s budget deficit." Taxing the rich works!

"You can't do that, it's illegal!" - they insisted, as they watched him repeatedly do that

It’s not his house. It’s your house. And he’s destroying it.

Who’s solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only