"In the two years since the state started charging a 4% surtax on incomes over $1 million, the effort has created a $5.7 billion windfall, with the surplus being used to fund bridge repairs, bolster literacy programs and address the transportation system’s budget deficit." Taxing the rich works!

"You can't do that, it's illegal!" - they insisted, as they watched him repeatedly do that

It’s not his house. It’s your house. And he’s destroying it.

Who’s solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only

I’ve been keeping my phones on DND on Sundays for awhile and I really recommend.

I thought I was gonna listen to some D’Angelo when I logged out but turns out that made me too sad but unfortunately I don’t wanna listen to anything else so I’ve settled for silence which- if you are familiar at all with how my brain works- is also a mistake 😭

2025 is really doing more than is necessary.

Baby I’m not flirting… I’m just southern

Georgia, please.

Randomly started a 24 rewatch. The way Kim Bauer walked so Elizabeth Keene could run. I will not be elaborating further.

Throwing dildos at them. Trying to track their periods. Are men OKAY? Just be normal about women.

This is a super fair question. And I think it’s a question of framing and context for Americans. Because we never punished the architects of slavery and Jim Crow and Europe emphatically and publicly punished NotSees, we learned that what happened over there was unequivocally Very Bad.

Just seeing this triggered me. Mind you, I dunno from what, cause I have absolutely not ever recovered even a fraction of those memories 😂 But triggered nonetheless lol

“Things are good?” “Why are you asking me stupid questions?” “True. Grippy socks bad or just aware bad?” “The latter.” “Ok, so regular. Wanna go drink?” This is friendship in 2025. 😂🤣

Every time I think I’m being too mean to someone who earned it on the internet, I will think of this and remember I could be meaner. 😂

I love the Fast & Furious movies. I’ve seen most of the movies multiple times. I will absolutely go see them in theaters, prolly opening weekend. What I’m not gonna do is pretend to anyone that they’re the height of cinema and not just an enjoyable thing I like. This is about Taylor Swift.

Release the jobs report. And while you’re at it, release the Epstein files.

Help 😂😂😂

Not waking up for the rapture only to find Jesus is on CP time 😂

Hope is not a strategy. It’s a sentiment. And a very important thing to hold on to. But it’s not a strategy. Take all the time with that you need.

Fun fact: Nancy Mace is trying to censure me over comments I never said.   Her res does not contain a single quote from me because she couldn’t find any.   Unlike her, I have routinely condemned political violence, no matter the political ideology.

Jade and Keia welcome @crissle.com back to the kitchen table for a bit of self reflection on our 30s, what we’ve learned, and what we’re looking forward to! Available on all platforms and patreon!

I really need a beach.

“No one is talking about this” = no one brought this to my attention specifically to engage and educate me about this. And I want y’all to go to hell. 😂

Mamas boys. Devout Christians. Writers.

I'm not falling behind or running late I'm not standing still I am lying in wait

Them: but what about Bill Cli All of us:

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I really stopped watching the NFL as much as I once did post-Kaep. I thought maybe I’d get back to watching this season. But looks like my team is tryna show me early that I can skip out on doing that and stick to CFB. 😐

Any point in history

I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰ zohranfornyc.com/events

Waffle House. Fuck y’all.

At quite literally no point did I know what the next word in this sentence would be 😂

I’m just a girl, standing in front of all makeup brands and asking them to remember that just because I want my makeup to stay on without transferring does not mean I want it to be matte. Dry skin but sweaty baddies exist. JFC

Was having a peaceful phone scroll in a cute coffee shop before I head to the airport. Had a yummy breakfast, everyone here is very cool & chill & quiet. Until someone skipped all the empty tables, came and sat next to me, and proceeded to watch TikTok with no headphones. Who fucking raised y’all?

A friend snapped this pic and sent it to me yesterday. It's from yesterday's large march in Chicago. Thank to the protester for bringing me along :)

So, if you’ve been perennially online forever you prolly have a few reoccurring social things that tickle you. References to old memes, deeply in crowd jokes, etc.

You’ll never guess what this is about. Lmao

My friend made me watch Unknown Number and now I may never sleep again cuz that shit made me so fucking mad.

“What would your catchphrase be in the opening if you were on Real Housewives?” “Omar coming…” “La.” 🤣

I kinda wanna get a new ear piercing this weekend. But the only space I have left would be a cartilage piercing and they took like upwards of a year to heal last time. This is a post about alllegedly being 🔫 in the ear.

Hey y’all do me a favor… If you buy an ass, can you please also buy the hips and thighs to match? It’s a combo deal. They all go together.

This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10 (IG: ullalynn3)

Why did all this shit have to start happening the second I started to make real money? 🥴That's what I'm really pissed about 😒

The framing of this lede makes it sound like the death toll was because of the storm but please remember most of the damage and death to New Orleans came because the levees broke as it was predicted they would after decades of systemic neglect.

I’ll buy a billboard outside her house and post the evidence on it. He shoulda played with someone else 🤷🏽‍♀️

I once did a shot of something random from a flask in a club bathroom because the girl said I had cute shoes and worked a double the next day and now I need 731 different vitamins just for my body to function on its human settings and that’s what it’s like to get old.

Do I own a home? Nope. Do I want one of these anyway? Absolutely.

The abyss called. Your screams are noted.

Is it time to have a drink yet? Lol