Imagine thinking no one would start a war about this woman. Racism is a helluva drug 😂

The airport is not packed like it should be on a Friday afternoon of a long holiday weekend and yikes.

just open contempt for the united states as a pluralist and secular democracy. and a reminder that the function of the fiction that the united states was founded as a fundamentalist christian nation is to establish a hierarchy of human worth with white christians at the top

Happy Birthday, Stevie Wonder 🎉🎂🐐 Here’s 13 year-old Stevie on the Ed Sullivan Show 🙌🏾

Aye, Georgia, early voting ends on Friday and the primary is on Tuesday. The Supreme Court election is on this ballot. It is not a primary, the winners are installed as judges. Go. Vote.

Morning. Send help.

I am begging yall to stop conflating mental illnesses with the behaviors of the worst people in the world 🫩

So not only did TN Republicans strip Memphis of representation, Speaker Sexton is also stripping Dems of committees for protesting it. Watch fascism work. www.wsmv.com/2026/05/12/m...

W games, my fav cozy blanket, and some of the wine I bought in Napa have really been the MVPs of the of my Friday evening.

they won't see it that way and i doubt they'll care. racism makes these people feel full in a way that shelter, food, and quality of life simply do not. it's literally all they have.

Anytime I’m about to argue with someone online, I remind myself… - Data shows that around half of online traffic is bots - Around 55% of adults can’t read (or infer or grasp nuance or…) beyond a middle school level I encourage you to remind you of the same.

Somebody please hide the podcast mics

Men lack everything but audacity.

You know what? Yes.

Every decade Lena Dunham writes another book… to kinda catch us up on things I would like that to stop

imagine if you hit powerball. imagine if you find out youre the secret heir to genovia and youre really anne hathaway. imagine dragons

I’m just a girl… Standing in front of every company that makes furniture and asking them to make patio furniture in something- anything!- other than wicker.

In all seriousness, one thing that might be worth doing today: Tell your Reps and Senators to call Adm. Richard Correll, the Commander of U.S. Strategic Command, which controls the nation's nukes, and remind him of *his* unique responsibility to refuse an illegal order.

Just made cartoon heart eyes at this sandwich 😂

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I might not even mind if the money was somehow making it into the pockets of the baggage holders. But this is just more corporate greed couched as operating expenses. I am tired.

The Artemis II crew, led by Reid Wiseman, was the first to lay eyes on several craters on the far side of the moon. The astronauts want to name one of them after Carroll Wiseman, who died of cancer in 2020. n.pr/4c9ZU2L

lotta people trying real hard to dictate how we should fight back when "fighting back" in this country inevitably means "throw another pile of Black bodies at the problem and hope it stops" I fuckin' see you

Had one of the best birthdays ever and I cannot even wind down to go to sleep. All weekend was so full of joy and laughs and side quests and love. Truly my friends are the gift I didn’t know to ask for and yet keep paying endless dividends. I am so deeply grateful for them all.

Being able to make in-game adjustments >>>>>>>

If there’s a better feeling than spending my birthday-eve driving thru wine country on a beautiful day with my girls while listening to 90s R&B, I haven’t found it yet.

I really wanna watch Paradise. But I simply cannot focus long enough or devote myself to anything serious. So dodging spoilers has become my cardio 😂

Not only did Cardi bring Kim out she gave her the stage to herself. That’s how you show respect. I love it!

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac said it years ago… and here we are. The Pentagon is now asking for an additional $200 BILLION for this war. We always find the money for war. But when it comes to housing, healthcare, or feeding people? Suddenly it’s crickets.

I haven’t made a pot of gumbo all winter. I feel like I need to change that this weekend.

Exes fall off every 5-7 years like a credit report.

In a universe full of a million things to try, I still recommend never trying me.

😂🤣😂

This is such an amazing and specific metaphor 😂🤣

With pineapple juice and bad decisions on deck.

The first time I heard “General Patton” I got so hype I felt like I could dropkick a mountain

Y'all strict 🤣

A reminder for those of us who have to travel during the shut down. 1. None of this is TSA’s fault and they’re being made the face of it while not getting paid. 2. They cannot get rude customers together because they are at work BUT YOU CAN.

Watching War Machine with Alan Ritchson. I’m BEGGING someone to put this man in a romcom. And I mean an honest to goodness early 2000s style romcom I KNOW his physical size makes it easy to make him a cop or a soldier or whatever in everything But he’s so incredibly charming I KNOW he’d be great

Is it 6:21pm? Yes. Is it cold and dark and so I therefore already wanna go to bed? Also yes. 😂

I have largely checked outta the sneaker game cuz I’m not interested in the hunger games every time something drops but I’m surprisingly sad about not getting the neon 95s today. Being one of the most common sizes in America is trash 😂

The only thing I’ve ever considered being is worse 🤷🏽‍♀️

“What’s your most expensive habit?” “Having to feed myself multiple times a day.” 😂🤣

VP woulda done many things that would not have been ok as president Because the leader of a capitalist, imperialist nation always will But to pretend that she woulda illegally & unilaterally started a war is just…deeply fucking stupid I wanted to say something more eloquent there. But yeah. That.

I started watching Jurassic World Rebirth cuz I wanted to watch something mindless. I severely underestimated how irritated I’d be by watching a movie full of greedy people not learning years of lessons for the sake of profit given *waves hand* everything.

Captain of the USS Putting That Shit The Fuck On

Every time i walk in this house late i am shocked- SHOCKED!- to discover that the person who has to take off my makeup is me 😂

So, the Trump DOJ failed to release files concerning an Epstein accuser with claims involving Trump... but did manage to accidentally reveal that the files existed? Americans are fed up with this administration’s mix of incompetence and corruption. Time to come clean.