This is all I’m saying. Who else did he yell slurs at? Cuz if it’s only these two, then…

I have not been a practicing catholic in decades and this would still absolutely break me 😂

Hearing Archie Eversole at a football game not featuring Atlanta is weird. 😂

Man: Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl? Me: Bad Bunny. Man: Oh. Are you one of those girls who doesn’t know anything about sports? *looks directly at the camera* Me: Yeah. I don’t know anything about any sports. 🙄

I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.

A friend asked why I haven’t been online as much. It’s 2 things… 1. I’m super busy. 2. I find myself typing and deleting, “Are you dumb?” in response to the things people say multiple times a day and I’m tryna chill 😂

For someone who never has anything to wear, I shole be having a lot of clothes to fold after I wash 😩

I was in no way prepared to share a world with other kids who also grew up hearing they could be anything, and chose to be fucking super villains 🥴

That’s enough, 2026.

Co-sign. I didn’t think I was gonna make it those first few episodes. But Schitt’s Creek is one of the best TV shows ever. And rarely does a show of its size and popularity nail the ending so perfectly.

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

My boss and I are very close. If there was a part of my job I flat out refused to do, I would be very unemployed very quickly.

The sound of the laugh I just let out 😂😂

Me: I need a new TV show to watch. Something light and fluffy. *starts The Night Manager* 😂😂😂

I cannot unrecommend mixing hypnotiq and Cuervo together enough 😂

I’ve been cooking a lot at home this month. Both my wallet and my waistline appreciate it. But I stg if I wash one more dish or wipe one more counter one more time in my damn kitchen 😂😂

YOU but no face (quote this)

I personally wanna send thanks to all the zookeepers and employees at animal sanctuaries sharing videos of all the danger animals playing in the snow. My nervous system needed it desperately.

you know what’s crazy? it’s still fucking january 😭

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I finally found it. I found a water temperature too hot for me to shower in. Wow.

I really wanna thank y’all for showing up and being your most unhinged and hilarious selves in comment sections everywhere cuz you’re genuinely one of the only things that’s gotten me thru the last year 😂🫂

i think it is important to parse through the linguistic decisions of "call for peace" The imagery suggest that two sides equal in force and idea are locked in dispute ... when that is not at all what happened nor happening

Trying to outrun a GSP officer gives them the zoomies like when you accidentally say ‘walk’ in front of a dog 😂

I’m sorry about all the rain y’all. I paid to have my car extensively detailed and it naturally started raining the next day and hasn’t stopped since because getting your car washed is obvs some sort of rain summoning ceremony 😂

I forgot that I gotta be the one to wash my makeup off and what a sad occasion for me lmao

I have to believe that whatever product person did this new iPhone update has never actually used an iPhone in their entire life. WHY DO I HAVE TO TAP SO MANY BUTTONS TO DO THINGS THAT WERE SO EASY BEFORE?!?!

"Carefree is cool, but not at my expense..."

D’Angelo ain’t got no business being gone.

If I ever learn how to plate and photograph food it is OVER for y’all 😂 I made a chicken pot pie. It is so ugly and delicious 😭🤣

Both me and my house smell SO good. I am bout to sleep like I’m in a coma 😂

I’m really just walking room to room in my house carrying my blankie like a nosy toddler 😂 I should be productive but also I don’t wanna. Trying to soak up the last few days of being off work.

May whatever the fuck 2025 was never fucking find me again. Amen.

In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine

DC is legitimately one of the most beautiful cities in the world. To see it reduced to… *this* genuinely breaks my heart.

The real secret? My brothers be giving up the food. The loneliness epidemic is married mens' fault because they lying. They buying flowers, feeding her from their plate, and sharing bank accounts...but they Tariq Nasheed online

My “New Year” starts in March like Mother Nature intends. Winter months I just lock in on whatever habits I already have established. I’m not fighting darkness at 4:45 and SAD to try a bunch of new things.

Me, also not in my house: OMG why is it so many people out today? Go to work! 🤣🤣🤣

*Biggie voice* GIMME THE LOOT

2025 I swear to god…

I know it’s tempting to spend this week cleaning your house and prepping to be so productive and prepared in 2026 but I’m gonna encourage you to skip it. Give yourself the first quarter of the year to implement changes, deep clean, plan, whatever.

Hi… you have no obligation to stay around people that make you feel bad

I am cooking, listening to gospel music and fussing at myself for starting too late, so I’m upholding all the traditions over here 😂 Merry Christmas friends who celebrate! And happy holidays if you get to enjoy another celebration this time of year!

I miss this 😕

Not being in the “WE” >>>>>>>

This is a terrible time to love history and have great pattern recognition skills. 🥴

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Wait, why does this make sense? 😭

Just got my hair and eyebrows done. Time to find some errands to run 😂

I’ve been watching a lot of intense, heavy stuff lately. So I decided to watch A Man on the Inside, thinking it would be a fluffy show I could kinda have on in the background and not get invested in. It Schitt’s Creek-ed me so hard 😂