$5 matinee for 100 Aching Wounds plus guests at Eeyore’s Gloomy Place.

No @wfmu.bsky.social show for me this week. The more than capable @gregcircanow.bsky.social will be filling in for me. However, I shall return the following weeks, chronicling my favorite releases of this past, horrible year.

... ...Joe FFS don't make me defend Newsom just because you're so bad at comedy you don't know what even LAZY satire is

D. Boon died for America's sins. it was a bad trade off.

The great irony of this is that it’s being used as an insult by the most performative people on earth.

... ...if it's so definitive, why do you have to pass laws about it? You might as well say "Humans can never fly" and then retroactively ban airplanes. We did it. It's done. Your old-timey superstitions were wrong. Evolve or get out of the way for modern people whose lives actually matter.

All units be on the lookout for man with 7 fingers on his left hand and a t-shirt that reads “gfolfozk.”

Whenever someone loudly blames Democrats for failing to deal with Trump, I like to gently remind them that every Democratic senator voted to convict him in his second impeachment and only 7 out of 50 Republicans did the same. If only 10 more GOP senators had grown spines, he would have been done.

I’ve been watching a bit of “Get A Life” this weekend and 30-plus years on I’m even more amazed it aired on network TV at all, let alone lasted two seasons.

In fairness, longtime wrestling fans know this a common occurrence whenever Linda starts speaking.

big thanks and salute to @unblinkingear.bsky.social Paul Bruno for giving 'Laugh' it's first play anywhere in the world on his Sunday show on @wfmu.bsky.social wfmu.org/archiveplaye... Check out the whole show if you have time, great listening.

Respectable list.

Tune into my @wfmu.bsky.social radio show this afternoon from 3 PM until to 5 PM ET to hear an awesome live session from Australia’s Chimers! wfmu.org

This is news to exactly no one but what a completely vile human.

Israel is engaged in genocide, it is a genocide materially assisted by the US, and AIPAC is the biggest lobby pushing for that material assistance to continue. AND. We need to proactively address anyone trying to exploit these realities and justified anger to advance or engage antisemitism.

The Epstein emails are so fucking funny dude. Genuinely like “Donald trump is not only a pedophile but gross and even I, a pedophile find him repulsive.”

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

No matter who wins this game, at least we won’t be forced to watch Derek Jeter’s Capitol One ad for while so really we’re all winners.

Pages making that catch has the same energy as Trump getting shot in the ear and standing up with the dumb fist in the air, I refuse to explain this.

What a diss to Luscious Jackson.

The actual worst aspect of the YouTube algorithm: "Oh hey, My Interests! Now let me open a different, no-cookies, browser to check out ALL OF THIS CREATOR'S OTHER INTERESTS before I even *touch* this one video; lest they turn out to be a lunatic whose diseases will infect my feed FOREVER!" 🙃

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People write "the Democratic Party" when what they mean is "my daughter's friend group at Oberlin."

Uptoown girl She’s been living in her AI world Backward knees and eight-fingered hands Now she’s looking for an incel man That’s what I am

“Working class” is a term that refers to unemployed men in their 20s. Their work is gaming and they deserve to lead our political movements.

He should just cover it with a tattoo of a duck drinking a milkshake.

(some) dems have officially begun the "I only liked the early stuff on Chiswick" part of the back-pedal

Extremely online leftists are upset that posting isn't actually doing anything and that their wine moms are.

The decline of third spaces and hangouts, such as malls, video rental places, arcades & skate parks has been a direct result of the rise of convenience and has also been objectively bad for society as a whole. Its not that everyone HAS to socialize, but having no option to without bars is a failing.

When the Yankees get eliminated

Trump is very obviously living in a world that has almost nothing to do with reality that is actively curated by his viziers.

As with Charlie Kirk, Republicans are fiercely loyal to the general idea of Donald Trump but will furiously refuse to grapple with anything specific that he actually says or does.

best family trip since january 6th

This administration has again and again revealed itself to be in philosophical agreement with the greatest monsters of the 20th century: the New York Yankees

everyone is learning about their world from screens that specifically tell them whatever narrative they will find most validating and provide them with endless rationales to ignore or explain away any facts that complicate the validating narrative. this is why politics has gone insane

Just to recap: INJECT BLEACH but DON’T TAKE TYLENOL

Yesterday’s radio show archived: wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

What happened to Kimmel has been happening since Fuckface began his second term in case you hadn’t noticed.

throws a lot of cold water on the bullshit peddled by the whole austin comedy scene, which has constructed an identity around the idea that the election freed up comics to say whatever they want without fear of cancellation

Fucking snowflakes.

@fantagraphics.bsky.social I don’t want to complain but the books I ordered during your big sale last month are still in “preparing shipment” status after nearly 4 weeks according to the Shop app. What gives?

The vast majority of MAGA only see the liberal/left only via conservative media presenting the opinions of unhinged internet attention-seekers as mainstream Dem/Dem voter policy. They then look for people who reflect that energy which is why the White House is filled with professional trolls.

Help me celebrate another spin round the sun with this fundraising broadcast live from @wfmu.bsky.social’s Monty Hall! I’ll be DJing, of course, but there will also be a live set from Leeds, UK’s NAPE NECK. You don’t want to miss this! And if you have to, you can listen!

The creature returns to its natural habitat. On @wfmu this afternoon from 3 to 5 PM, spinning all the records I heard this summer but wasn’t able to play for you. wfmu.org

Conservatives today arguing over how this "poor, broken, mentally disturbed, loner, cis-het, conservative kid" got so radicalized

Add Brazil to list of countries more of a democracy than the U.S.