Nice to know that some people are still eating paint chips around here

this meet me in the bathroom sequel is terrible

There really are THAT MANY completely worthless subhumanoids out there in GarbageLand who genuinely thought there was a great big "I Can Say R*t*rd In The Breakroom Again" switch waiting to get thrown and that was the beginning and end of "Great Again." Just "War on Christmas" politics for assholes

If you’ve followed video game culture if even slightly over the past few years, this will elicit the most world weary “no shit” imaginable.

Analysis: Starship Troopers is a fun time at the movies but anyone looking for a political or social message will be left wanting as at no point do the characters turn to the audience and say “it is wrong to Starship Trooper someone”

No Kings includes Draft Kings

They probably realized they are more powerful than Trump.

man if i got beaten up by a bunch of random emo teens in Buda, Texas I think I'd never leave my house again

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

A who’s who of who gives a shit?

Did this alleged punk band say anything about ICE or our country’s impending totalitarianism? Or did they leave that to Billie Eilish and Bad Bunny?

Nice story. (Anyone who watched Headbanger’s Ball in the early 90s will know the next line.)

This is right. The White House keeps looking for the “Kneel Before Zod” button — and seems completely shut off to evidence that there isn’t one.

if you’re gonna publicly lambaste a local business for their failure to shut today, absolutely do so on a Meta owned platform.

oh goddamn it, i loved Catherine O'Hara so much from SCTV all the way thru, NO ONE FUNNIER, ever. i was just a kid. i fell in love with her, the whole deal she helped mold my sense of humor as much as anyone else i have experienced in this life just such a winning, clever mind REQUIESCAT GOAT

rip to a FUCKING LEGEND

Now, at a time when a Republican president & a Republican congress are tearing apart the very foundations of this country, it is more important than ever to attack the people truly responsible for this: The Democrats.

Honestly though, sound advice for anyone dressed as Ringo. Including Ringo.

I just want people to believe that Republicans are actually human beings and not natural disasters that will do what they do because they are what they are. I know it's hard because of how monstrous and inhuman Republicans act but you gotta do it

James O'Keefe says he's never seen anything so organized as the anti-ICE movement, observers--he seems to think this term is code--everywhere he goes. Who is paying for it??? he demands to know. It's like he can't even imagine people caring for one another.

So many of these right wing grifters and their wives are failed actors or failed reality TV show stars. Once you start seeing it, you can't stop noticing it. They're people who shamelessly chase the spotlight.

In the 1984 music video for Phil Collins and Philip Bailey's "Easy Lover," they had enough money in the budget for a helicopter. It’s abundantly clear that the industry has regressed, and a Universal Basic Income for Artists isn't enough. My proposal: a Universal Helicopter Budget for Artists 🚁

Oh the other hand, you have to deal with musicians.

The right wing chuds are too illiterate and idiotpilled to realize when they're being directly pandered to. They'll shit their pants about pronouns in a joke ABOUT how stupid pronouns are.

who can get the fuck out of my towwwn

Hot take: you name your child Brooklyn and you get what you deserve.

UNCLE FLOYD IS DEAD AND ALL THESE SHORT-FORM CONTENT CREATORS ARE STILL ALIVE

Anyone upset about this should rewatch the original He-Man cartoon because it’s maybe the gayest thing ever created. The title character mentions his "fabulous" powers in the intro to literally every episode. Not awesome or fantastic. Fabulous.

I hold mitch McConnell the most responsible for this entire mess! Were it not for mitch we wouldn't have trump or the illegitimate SCOTUS.

Shout out to @unblinkingear.bsky.social for playing BLANK ACCOUNT as part of his Best of 2025 radio show on @wfmu.bsky.social. Killer stuff up and down the playlist. Check it out. wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

Absolute joke

Saw this in the theater when originally released. The moment when the Pale Man began to move, a single woman in the audience bellowed an absolutely blood-curdling scream. One of the best movie going experiences of my life.

Ban stock trading by lawmakers in Congress. Full stop.

Today on WFMU: Count It Down: The Burn It Down! Best of 2025 Show. Nate the K. looks back on some of his favorite LPs, EPs, singles, reissues, and archival releases from a year that absolutely necessitated the fire of music (9 p.m. ET).

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

I once walked past the singer of Buckcherry in my office. He said "S'up?" (Note: this does not count as name-dropping because I don't know the guy's name.)

$5 matinee for 100 Aching Wounds plus guests at Eeyore’s Gloomy Place.

No @wfmu.bsky.social show for me this week. The more than capable @gregcircanow.bsky.social will be filling in for me. However, I shall return the following weeks, chronicling my favorite releases of this past, horrible year.

... ...Joe FFS don't make me defend Newsom just because you're so bad at comedy you don't know what even LAZY satire is

D. Boon died for America's sins. it was a bad trade off.

The great irony of this is that it’s being used as an insult by the most performative people on earth.

... ...if it's so definitive, why do you have to pass laws about it? You might as well say "Humans can never fly" and then retroactively ban airplanes. We did it. It's done. Your old-timey superstitions were wrong. Evolve or get out of the way for modern people whose lives actually matter.

All units be on the lookout for man with 7 fingers on his left hand and a t-shirt that reads “gfolfozk.”

Whenever someone loudly blames Democrats for failing to deal with Trump, I like to gently remind them that every Democratic senator voted to convict him in his second impeachment and only 7 out of 50 Republicans did the same. If only 10 more GOP senators had grown spines, he would have been done.

I’ve been watching a bit of “Get A Life” this weekend and 30-plus years on I’m even more amazed it aired on network TV at all, let alone lasted two seasons.

In fairness, longtime wrestling fans know this a common occurrence whenever Linda starts speaking.

big thanks and salute to @unblinkingear.bsky.social Paul Bruno for giving 'Laugh' it's first play anywhere in the world on his Sunday show on @wfmu.bsky.social wfmu.org/archiveplaye... Check out the whole show if you have time, great listening.