Dammit, I don't need anymore competition for gigs.

It is amazing this type of guy has turned out to be real

I feel for Hayden Christensen. He's the worst thing about the worst SW movie. (EPII, ftr.) But he was a young actor who probably figured he was in good hands with this legendary director. I think he saw EPII, was embarrassed and resolved to not rely on Lucas, which why he's more tolerable in EPIII.

I hope Angine de Poitrine’s dad is proud of them.

See, things like this are why, anytime you meet a cis white man in a position of responsibility or authority, you just can’t help but assume he didn’t get there on merit.

If you’re going to serve me something called a Celery Sour, there’d better be some fucking booze it in.

Funny in a “we’re all doomed” kind of way.

It’s probably a product of the Trump era but I feel like the number of people who think pro wrestling is real is increasing.

There’s only one elegant solution to this problem of increasingly stupid audiences, and that’s to mandate that every film ends with a closing rap song that lays out all the moral lessons of the movie. There will be a government office that reviews the songs for aural and pedagogical value.

I had to double check but “Facet Covered” is not alternate version on the Albini mix of In On The Kill Taker.

"We" Got a mouse in your pocket, bruh?

I maintain that this is the worst song in the history of music and the video makes it worse. youtu.be/hjg39XRkjVc?...

Sunday at 3 PM ET, I'll be on @wfmu.bsky.social for my final show of our 2026 fundraising marathon. Joining me will be FMU legend Terre T as we try to meet the station's fundraising goal and keep commercial-free, listener-supported, freeform radio on the air for another year.

Here in Tokyo, I listen to WFMU's eclectic programming online. Fave DJs include Suzy Hotrod, Paul Bruno (@unblinkingear.bsky.social), Evan "Funk" Davies (@efd.bsky.social) & Todd-o-phonic Todd. Jesse's 2012 book "Big Day Coming: Yo La Tengo & the Rise of Indie Rock" may be trickier to find. wfmu.org

Same energy.

Oh don’t worry. There’s an endless supply of incompetent, dead-eyed sycophants in this administration to humiliate.

Gives “Oh, Streetcar!” vibes.

Two major problems with our society: 1) People doing zero due diligence on whose messages they are amplifying. Political memes are propaganda, full stop 2) Shitposting and politics should not be mingling. The ultimate shitposter is currently commander in chief, if you haven’t noticed.

This is one of my pettier impulses but I want the record to reflect just how often this motherfucker said that Kamala Harris was the pro-war candidate in 2024.

One day, the Tik Tokers are going to discover 80s R.E.M. and the world will be a better place.

The McDonalds thing is like the LEAST objectionable aspect of Trump's persona and it's weird that people fixate on it when the man is an ejudicated rapist.

My 2026 @wfmu.bsky.social marathon premium is here and it’s a good un, if I do say so myself! Aint Bin To No Music School: Punk Rock Skeletons in the Closet of Stars from the 1980s and 90s

Nice to know that some people are still eating paint chips around here

this meet me in the bathroom sequel is terrible

There really are THAT MANY completely worthless subhumanoids out there in GarbageLand who genuinely thought there was a great big "I Can Say R*t*rd In The Breakroom Again" switch waiting to get thrown and that was the beginning and end of "Great Again." Just "War on Christmas" politics for assholes

If you’ve followed video game culture if even slightly over the past few years, this will elicit the most world weary “no shit” imaginable.

Analysis: Starship Troopers is a fun time at the movies but anyone looking for a political or social message will be left wanting as at no point do the characters turn to the audience and say “it is wrong to Starship Trooper someone”

No Kings includes Draft Kings

They probably realized they are more powerful than Trump.

man if i got beaten up by a bunch of random emo teens in Buda, Texas I think I'd never leave my house again

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

A who’s who of who gives a shit?

Did this alleged punk band say anything about ICE or our country’s impending totalitarianism? Or did they leave that to Billie Eilish and Bad Bunny?

Nice story. (Anyone who watched Headbanger’s Ball in the early 90s will know the next line.)

This is right. The White House keeps looking for the “Kneel Before Zod” button — and seems completely shut off to evidence that there isn’t one.

if you’re gonna publicly lambaste a local business for their failure to shut today, absolutely do so on a Meta owned platform.

oh goddamn it, i loved Catherine O'Hara so much from SCTV all the way thru, NO ONE FUNNIER, ever. i was just a kid. i fell in love with her, the whole deal she helped mold my sense of humor as much as anyone else i have experienced in this life just such a winning, clever mind REQUIESCAT GOAT

rip to a FUCKING LEGEND

Now, at a time when a Republican president & a Republican congress are tearing apart the very foundations of this country, it is more important than ever to attack the people truly responsible for this: The Democrats.

Honestly though, sound advice for anyone dressed as Ringo. Including Ringo.

I just want people to believe that Republicans are actually human beings and not natural disasters that will do what they do because they are what they are. I know it's hard because of how monstrous and inhuman Republicans act but you gotta do it

James O'Keefe says he's never seen anything so organized as the anti-ICE movement, observers--he seems to think this term is code--everywhere he goes. Who is paying for it??? he demands to know. It's like he can't even imagine people caring for one another.

So many of these right wing grifters and their wives are failed actors or failed reality TV show stars. Once you start seeing it, you can't stop noticing it. They're people who shamelessly chase the spotlight.

In the 1984 music video for Phil Collins and Philip Bailey's "Easy Lover," they had enough money in the budget for a helicopter. It’s abundantly clear that the industry has regressed, and a Universal Basic Income for Artists isn't enough. My proposal: a Universal Helicopter Budget for Artists 🚁

Oh the other hand, you have to deal with musicians.

The right wing chuds are too illiterate and idiotpilled to realize when they're being directly pandered to. They'll shit their pants about pronouns in a joke ABOUT how stupid pronouns are.

who can get the fuck out of my towwwn