good thing i didn't overreact

im so angry and hurt im genuinely considering paying an etsy witch to obliterate my foes

life is too beautiful not to constantly scream about. my obscenely attractive wife walks around naked talking about the mechanics of its favorite roguelike. i've got a spicy chicken sandwich in the air fryer. i played lots of DDR today. what more could i want

holy Fuck I'm Noticing

computa materialize a kidney stone in this guys urinary track. program him

joy and beauty in the mundane and banal feels like level 1 enlightenment where do i go from here

is instagram reels cigarettes and tiktok vaping or is it the other way around

dude yes! finally a day off all to myself I can't wait to get up early and engage with the things i like :) anxiety:

music from last week

if you have ever gotten me sick assume I hate you now

when i log on

In The Rock 5/16/1966: Bob Dylan releases the iconic ‘Blonde On Blonde’, rock’s first double album. Recorded with Al Kooper, Robbie Robertson and crack Nashville session players, producing what Dylan describes as “that wild mercury sound”. #BobDylan #Rockhonorroll

It is Such A Sadness That you Think You've Seen a Film In A Fucking Discord VC. Get Real.

in the immortal words of @lovejakey.bsky.social :

me trying to connect w my cis guy friends: you heard that new drake? he fell off crazy smh me trying to connect with my trans friends: yeah I'd say i jerk off like once or twice a week

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 16,1967

I proclaim today and all further fridays Girlfail Friday

when i get high its like everybody better start being real nice to me right fucking now

Fucking real

if the convo lulls im baring my entire soul to you without hesitation

the clubs are too expensive now. They used to be For The People now it's like "spend $30 to be inside me and $20 to drink from me" and its like ummm. what was i talking about again sorry i got distracted

channeling him rn

Shame ((Preview))

Out of depth

old ppl talking about depression: the demons.... u can't let them pull u over to the dark side... young ppl talking about depression: today i hope a stranger grabs me by the finger tip and skadooshes my fucking head off my neck

late for work so i king hit someone standing too close to me on the tram. they fell like a sack of potatoes

WOIMSDAY THEY PAY HIM IN WOIMS

Only 10 days left before im fully homeless I dont wish to ask for help still but I genuinely dont know where ill be or how ill be able to survive Every cent goes to my safety and shelter, im very worried about having a sanitary safe environment to take my blood thinner injections

yeah hot take buster brown, being trans isn't all sunshine and lollipops

alright cracker rant over

okay cracker rant go

coworker came up to me like "Servery's all clean ☺️". Bro The Floor

looking at my drafts like the echochamber is not gonna fuck w this one /:

cracker rant postponed until after work sorry to my loyal fans

incoming cracker rant of the week t minus like an hour

this how I'm gonna look 1 week in on prog

I hope one day I could be the mother someone deserves, even if Im not the exact one I wish I were

not much this week since I've been miss busy

crack crack sahur

yeah fill my womb i don't even care anymore

im gonna make a joi without laughing. im gonna write a joi with my friends until it gets weird

worst dysphoria thoughts are "do i actually look any different or do i just have better glasses and hair now" someone sedate me

if i transitioned in high school id be saying some shit like "i am become woman, taker of estrogen 🤣".

how much dick do i have to suck before someones like hey this chick is sucking our dicks but her dick hasn't been sucked yet. lets suck her dick so she feels included