when the plans include skirt w a little ass out

duality of man

tell em large marge sent ya

microdosing biblical wrath

huffing bag of jasmine rice

drew afualo britanny broski and caleb hearon are the raw ingredients to make one whole lena dunham

wearing white at my wedding not because i believe in purity culture but so i can stealth cosplay ryo asuka

everyone who sees this will receive 40 dollars at some point

it’s important that you all know i have a third nipple and this isn’t a bit

everything is scary but just ate good butter chicken

be not afraid pimp

nicholas cage is keanu reeves’s wario

was wondering what the strange staining on the bottom of my uniform shirt was and just realized it’s tears omg

took a 4 hour nap so i’m up at 130am

keeping in my wisdom teeth for emotional support

don’t just flick the bean………. flick the Brain 🧠 🎓💭🤔💡

nobody believes anything i say even when i’m right because i drank mercury or something

hallucinating bugs on my skin but that’s genuinely the least of my worries so ig i have pets now

i do think that if our civilization dies out in 300 years they’ll look back at our history and see markiplier as some sort of god

100 days sober from thinking

i hope jesus would think i’m hot

i am the first ever fake human

i hate everyone else except u

doing past life meditation to figure out wtf i did to deserve this

smoked some nonvherbal

i got that roadkill in me

if u are the person doing fireworks down the street for 4th of july even tho it’s fucking canada jsyk i think u are ugly

i have invented something called a product

putting my application in for being a runaway

just wanna tell u guys i’m going to queer sword fighting lessons in the park next week no big deal or anything just queer sword fighting yknow with swords and queers

this place is beautiful and i love you

abt to eat a bowl of frozen cherries

current side boob verging on unreasonable but just verging

hot take the “people larping as alt” don’t rlly exist and it’s just called wearing clothes and if you are bothered by that u need to go outside

every car is a trans man

gonna try and manipulate my friends into ordering sushi tn pulling out all the toxic relationship tactics

every time i eat a fruit i’m like this is my favourite fruit

fuck canada day fuck canada goodmorning

having a hard time discerning whether this gas station employee is an ally or enemy

the vinegar terrarium changes you

do any mysterious creatures want to infect me with mysterious creature disease so i can sulk off into the woods vampires looking at you …. werewolves….. slender man….

cried into a bowl of pan fried gnocchi

i’m gonna bust this whole case wide open

chefs kiss with tongue

we weep you dance