Commission for @aquafractalyne.bsky.social !! #oc #nsfwart #art #commissions #bodyhorror

I want David to put an alien in me. He would pet my hair and tell me how good I am as the have-hugger lays a parasite in my throat.

I don’t want to fix him, I want to make him WORSE

I want to give Luigi a little smooch

I sat my ass down and watched Michael Fassbender play a genocidal robot, and that made me so horny I imploded

I’m gonna fuck that old man

When the fuck did I become attracted to middle aged men. This is a travesty 😡

Twitter had me thinking that Neil Degrasse Tyson was like the worst person ever but I’ve been listening to him talk about scientific stuff and he’s actually really interesting

Something that sucks about being autistic is imprinting on a certain food and never being able to replace it with something similar

I think Michael Fassbender needs a little smooch

I’m gonna fuck that android

I’m gonna fuck that alien

You know your gooning is seven layers deep when you can’t find it on AO3

I really want to fuck The Engineer it’s so pathetic

I hate Hulu

My stomach feels really weird. Like there isn’t a word to describe the sensation :/ I’m wondering if I have an infection or something

My toxic trait is that I really want to fuck the big alien from Prometheus

I’m getting new followers but then I look at the profile and they’re all selling something

I didn’t celebrate thanksgiving yesterday. I think what I missed the most was delicious, greasy turkey skin. God I want some turkey skin

I found a frog!

Thanksgiving is a fucked up holiday, but I still like to eat tasty food and enjoy having a paid day off. Looking forward to cooking something yummy later :)

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

Low key want to pick up smoking tobacco from a old timer wood pipe

Now that I’m here would anybody like a life update?

The more things change the more they stay the same

Banjo-Kazooie 🤎♥️💛

What’s up long time no see. Is this app fun now?

Grief just hits you at the weirdest time. I feel like I’m never going to be okay ever again - I’m going to spend the rest of my life mourning him and it’s awful

On World AIDS Day, I pray we queers learn the lessons of the past and stick together to forge a brighter future. No LGB without the T. You will never be “one of the good ones” to that lot. Fuck Reagan and others who would deny us our humanity and rights. Know your status, and live your truth.

"Tattoo" comm for @gapinginnuendo.bsky.social of @vestcolors.bsky.social's dik-dik Abby Salt. This is a very very specific reference, but I don't know whether explaining it will do much to enhance the image. Just enjoy! #art #furry #furryart

I’m so sad today. My ex died this year in August and… idk it’s so sad. There’s a new Mad Max movie coming out and he would’ve been so excited to see it :( I’m so sorry you didn’t live long enough to see it Dylan. I miss you so much

I’ve been listening to the Elon Musk interview, and the more he speaks the more I hate him

Buhbuh

Can anybody recommend some ethical clothing places? I need new clothes

All of my top songs were from Ghost lol

People really hate Vivziepop and Helluva Boss, but the only critiques I see are people finding her annoying and thinking the show isn’t funny. I don’t get why they spend so much time posting about it instead of just muting her and not watching the show. Why devote so much time to complaining?

I have too many coworkers who work off the clock and the supervisors just let them

I wish I could stay home and hang out with my cat all day

It would be cool if communal housing was more common and not mainly restricted to nursing homes and assisted living facilities

When the question is "what's wrong with men" the answer is always that society is failing them; when the question is "what's wrong with women" the answer is always that they're failing society.

Me waking up: damn I can’t wait for bedtime

I was randomly suspended from Twitter but I didn’t post anything that broke rules. I have no clue what happened

Idk how I’ve been getting followers here lol I haven’t posted anything interesting. Hello :)

Ain’t Right (rerun, it’s thanksgiving)

kids today probably don't even remember the time cops had to stab barney the dinosaur to death

oh hell yeah. dudes rock

MY GRANDMOTHER: i just hope you're happy and healthy and it's so nice we're all together ME (furiously concentrating typing something on my phone): damn man italians really snapped their pussies off when they invented the little cookies that come in the box of little italian cookies

what if our bodies fused in the bike lane

tamagotchi but instead you have to balance their humours. sometimes they need food; other times, less blood. all the little guys are illustrations done by monks of animals they’ve never seen