We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

There’s something about this, looking at Trump’s sneer that now no one is watching Colbert, the realization that there are a lot of people in power who don’t understand the pleasure of doing something because it’s something you enjoy doing and do well, as opposed to getting more power.

apparently this is how I learn that whoever this guy is, he's not just some one-off character from some random comedy sketch I've never seen

Mars' southern hemisphere from the departing Psyche spacecraft on May 16th. flic.kr/p/2sdXi1n

😘👌

when they tell the stories of what it was like to live in this time, it should just be this video

It's long past time for me to get off Substack. I've moved over to WordPress, and for now, that's where you'll find me, starting with my new article! This time, we're looking at how the Alt National Park Service acts as a superspreader for fake news and misinformation.

There are approximately 2.8 million trans people in the US. That means FOURTEEN PERCENT of American trans people have moved across state lines in the past 18 months.

not milf catching the stray 😫

Kickstarter officially banning adult content now. Knew this was coming, but it still sucks to have yet another part of the internet that I've been explicitly evicted from. Digital gentrification is exhausting.

congrats on being a hot mom or having a hot mom…you deserve recognition for being hot

lrt: pretty sure I wrote a wholeass chapter about that

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...

This unassuming little crescent is actually something cool: It's a crescent Mars, seen by NASA's Psyche spacecraft as it approaches the Red Planet for a gravity assist flyby next week. Details: go.nasa.gov/4tsCLPQ

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

I would post the selfie from my blood donation yesterday to encourage y'all to do it too, but I would have to obscure my face and the barcodes on the blood bag, so you'd be left with a blurry skewed angle of the blood drive with a faceless dyke holding an nondescript red lump just... donate blood!

We Finally hit 7k Followers here on Bluesky, so we wanted to do a giveaway exclusively here! So our normal setup then! Win a custom pour on a XS-L toy from our lineup. You have to follow us (or be following), Like, And Repost to enter! Winner(s) will be selected on 5/14/26, Rules to follow!

When the abyss stares back... astronaut photo from Artemis II eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos...

NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)

I don’t really care about Pluto’s planethood. I *do* care about consistency in nomenclature, and about decisions being based on empirical facts rather than personal feelings. And since so much of this debate is driven by feelings rather than facts, it’s tedious and distasteful. Enough already!

🔭 Comet R3 PanSTARRS Behind Satellite Trails Image Credit & Copyright: Uli Fehr ap260427

lol I was being too generous with my assumption from the other video that they took him to the floor intentionally. dude ate shit. come on ptsd indeed 🤞

Time lapse of #Moon passing #Jupiter Wednesday night (this is the actual motion of the Moon moving in its orbit). Covers 3 hours of real time. View is stabilized on Jupiter. Ganymede + Callisto are visible next to Jupiter. 379 x 85 x 100 ms mono in 50 mm / f1.8 lens. #astrophotography

come on ptsd 🤞

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Well, isn’t this a sight for sore eyes! 😍 Our beloved Hubble appears in this amazing image from one of Vantor's WorldView Legion satellites. It was 36 years ago today that Hubble was launched in the bay of the Space Shuttle Discovery from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center. Credit: Vantor.

I saw this post and not two minutes later someone sent me a screenshot of a facebook account called "astronomy today" that was spreading the same fucking image, because I was the one to tell them about the hexagon in the first place 🤮😫😡🔪

Bitwarden command line integration compromised -- this DOES NOT affect individual users, but if you've hooked Bitwarden up to anything via the CLI tool, read this blog post

In related news I've just turned off auto updates for this app until the inevitable rollback of this "feature"

First trailer for Coyote vs. ACME, starring John Cena, Lana Condor, and Will Forte. The Looney Tunes movie is in theaters on August 28.

I'm doing my part 🫡

TFW you look out the window and see the Earth disappear 🎥 Astronaut Reid Wiseman 📍 Artemis II from the far side of the Moon

We reviewed an 18-page report detailing the second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman. They followed her as she went in and out of the bathroom, even though she posed 'no threat." It's one of a bunch of new details in this deep dive that @robertsilverman.bsky.social and I took for @wired.com

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he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

NASA astronaut Christina Koch hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha. Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls flic.kr/p/2s7aCi3 #Artemis 🧪🔭

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

I am sure the astronauts are all VERY GOOD SPORTS and are more than happy to do whatever is asked of them for the sake of science but COME ON 😭

they’re home 🌎 #ArtemisII

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

omg I wondered how my cat was getting so much attention 🤣

Forgive me a moment of spite amid the moonjoy: suck it, Elon.

I'm moonscrolling

Trust the math! Go science!!

Even my cat was compelled by the Artemis splashdown 😭😍

Yup! Orbital mechanics FTW.

Three main chutes deployed!

Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis