"I'm not NOT licking toads."

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

We had Connecticut, the former mascot of the Richmond Braves, which peered out from under the stadium stands. www.atlasobscura.com/places/conne... and if that doesn't count.... well, monuments. 🙄

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

That cackle at :45 and realizing who is is coming from..... pure, sheer joy.

Longe... but make it pint-sized.

Sir Ian McKellen.

Happy #Caturday from Otto, Buster and Lucille.

Happy #Caturday from Buster and Lucille.

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone #ProofOfCat

Me in my BlueSky bubble

The difference between having a cat and having a dog is staggering. Having a dog is like having child who’s disgusting. Having a cat is like having a painting that’s mad at you.

Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?

I think Jeff Bezos went full supervillain when Bo Burnham wrote those songs about him.

Roe V. Wade

You know the rules....

Seems like they could tuck it right at 2 o'clock. @maintenancephase.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @yrfatfriend.bsky.social

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.

Reminder: they are never as powerful as they want you to think they are

Is not tomorrow, boy, the ides of March?

It’s Saturday, call me Craig #saturdaycraig #callmecraig #craigularjoe #community #saturday

Me before kickoff. #superbowl

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take

Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis

CHALLENGE!

The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible. I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.

I Spy..... #fishseddyNYC #fishseddy

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

The absolute worst people on the planet. Horribly unkind, dregs of society. One day, may they experience even a sliver of the pain in order to open their eyes. www.npr.org/sections/sho...

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

@kaine.senate.gov Please don't do this. You have made this a fight about the ACA and this does NOTHING to help those losing coverage.

I am all in for Supreme Court reform.

Bastards.

Yep. On it.

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

Mike has endorsed Andrew Cuomo. But if he doesn't win, Mike is totally going to Applebee's. He is getting into a fight no matter what today. @communiess.bsky.social @communitytv.bsky.social #communitytv

🪼Happy World Jellyfish Day! These brainless, boneless, and bloodless beauties play an important role in our ocean ecosystems. youtube.com/shorts/KRi9y...

This is how I am going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

Crummy Bears

I have the same feeling as I did on 1/6. A punch in the gut and ache in the chest.

Guy who did not get any of the birthday cake at New York Times named senior editor at CBS News

"I'm not NOT licking toads."

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned. And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized. I refuse to sanitize him.

LOST CAT Henrico: Marta 1 yr B&W tabby. Medium hair w/extra fluffy tail. Last seen 8/27 6am on Archduke Rd off Hungary near West End Dr. She has only ever been indoors. If you see her, please DM with approx time and location. She is microchipped, reported to Henrico Animal Control #RVA #Richmond