I am so glad I’m not teaching rn because I’d go viral for giving people no credit when they don’t do the assignment or use an adult level of critical thinking in a COLLEGE CLASS

we’re so fucking back

seeing people writing lengthy threads about “woke 2” are we going insane

the best part of having a child is the stage where you get to do all this

“Thank goodness, by some damn miracle, our entire family is socialist, so we don’t need to argue on what socialism means and whether or not we support it. Hopefully we can have an argument-free dinner this evening.” *anarchist son walks in*

John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this

ttrpg post: dolmenwood books released this week and have already been told i’m getting some for christmas i can’t wait to never play it because i cant convince my friends to use the janky and archaic B/X style rules

weed got me feeling like the italian norville rogers

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like

zohran bringing up ruthkanda forever at random on the adam friedland show is amazing god i wish i had a cool non-geriatric mayor

Strahd Von Zarovich, the Lord of Ravenloft, leader of Barovia, worries only about the ongoings of Lord Soth as he is the only person in the realm capable of ruining his domain, thus why he gave up Caradoc. He does not concern himself with the cultural differences of Nippon or any other country.

i’m gonna @ matt mercer with a lore question and pray he answers like a cultist beseeching their god for a sign

Updated osanti token.. level 20 oneshot :) Nov 2025 - May 2024 #dndoc #ocsky #art

hate to say it but he’s right. i am a dumb, wicked, vile whore. those are like my best features!

Anyone saying the word tankie online in 2025 will be forced to relocate to a place currently collapsing due to climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter

A sitting congressman paid for a homeless teenager’s braces in exchange for sex

"Barely legal is 15 yo" - Megyn Kelly

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

he really has no connection to the reality we all otherwise share, it's wild

if you unironically use the word “tankie” to describe someone, especially someone politically to your left, you should be shot into the sun.

getting exposed to lib shit and left anti-communism on this site is like literal torture. i’d rather be in abu ghraib.

imagine being someone arriving on an ICE bus who was just ripped from their family & abducted. you step out & see this before being thrown into a holding cell. sorry but this isn’t brave, cute, or funny. it certainly isn’t protest.

Things rapidly started decaying when young men started making podcasts instead of starting metal bands

Me looking outside at pitch blackness at 5:29 pm

At any given time, my "aesthetic" is completely at the mercy of whatever character I'm roleplaying

Everyone is 12 racks up another win.

this is where i post from

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

At the WW2 museum and keep seeing this symbol on stuff anyone know what it might be? There's kids running around with scavenger hunt stuff maybe one of them knows? They wouldn't know they're only children but even a war history buff like me has no clue. Also i want to be your next senator.

keep saying this as if mamdani didn’t have to deal with a dynastic name in nyc politics splitting the democratic base + his normal competition + insanely racist vitriol laced with $100 million+ ad spend against him. stancil is just mad he can’t win shit on his garbage centrist platform.

finally starting my first in-person d&d game in over a decade with a season zero in two weeks :)

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

on the verge of having 6 active ongoing long-form d&d campaigns that i DM every single week (also 1 that i play in) because i’m insane

this is what happens when you use Oblivion's AI to program your robots

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

they played not like us at the zohran victory party last night lmao

Had to share this from twitter just because

this lady was screaming at me (a cuban, with an entirely cuban family) about her shitty dad running away from “castro’s concentration camps” earlier and she’s not even fucking cuban. the dad in question is an in-law. these people are so deeply unserious lmao

A perfect video to post today

after-interview fit has me way overdressed for this brunch place

my grandad fought in the revolution. i’m so sorry he didn’t get your dad before he could have you.

New awareness campaign

i looked so fucking cute in this costume dude wtf