Couples costume inspo for someone

any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally

Neighbor’s choice of yard decor is questionable

The Substance (2024)

Every nihilist is worshipping his own depression

“Bust my pussy nut while I’m fingering your butt” - Rupaul Charles

Video of Columbia Heights residents driving ICE agents out of their area. source: www.instagram.com/reel/DNjkvLQ...

1 Second a Day app just helped me conceptualize how much the big beautiful bill added to the debt ceiling ($5 trillion).

#Pride month is over, but wrath month has just begun

not now interstellar object candidate

How your email finds me today

Hand this out to rude tourists at LAX arrivals

Sat down on the toilet at work and the seat was still warm

via I Love Bees

Love hearing about a wish that came true after someone saw 11:11 on a microwave

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

It’s officially white claw season

Elon retreating from politics with his tail between his legs.

i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

being an industry lobbyist must be so cool. rolling up to a senator’s office with a wheelbarrow full of cash for their “election campaign” and presenting a colorful single slide powerpoint with a 45 degree line graph indicating that a vote for the Scamming Our Grandmas Act = more wheelbarrows

Take action everyday and everywhere

Did she just dab?

Regarding Bosco on all stars 10

he’ll be back for All Stars

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Pope’s first speech

The people wanted a Pizzaballa but got hotdog 🌭

Rate my room setup at the top house 😍

Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future

Tariff shortage stocking up looks different for everyone

Call your senators or house person today. Light up the switch boards!!!!!

Raise your hand and retweet if you agree with musically gifted Keith! ❤️

Quoting SpongeBob as an adult

even Fox News is having a hard time spinning Trump's first 100 days

Happy Monday

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Recently visited the childhood home of a close friend for the first time and on the tour they pointed out where they watched 9/11 happen. Core feature of any millennial childhood home tour