Everton are generational penalty bottlers. It's an outstanding record.

Pathetic. Even with a gift of that pen in regulation, we never deserved to win this match. #everton

Fucking gross. 17K already. Dudes are fucking creeps. Only 1 interior page shown, unfinished and terrible, but like 30+ covers. Everything is awful. I wish I didn't know about this.

FOC for the WILD ANIMALS TPB is January 12th. A book about the harsh reality of one man's quest for revenge. By me, Andy Kuhn, @deezoid.bsky.social and @robjoneswrites.bsky.social and published by @madcavestudios.com Read the first issue for free here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/6i75o...

Amy Klobuchar voted for one of Trump's nominees the day after a woman in her state was murdered by ICE.

ICE killed an American citizen.

I've only been supporting @evertonfc.com for 5 years, and the amount I love this team astounds me. Which is why weeks like this affect me so much. #coyb

ICE murdering people. The U.S. kidnapping foreign leaders. Everton's form and mismanagement. It's only been a FUCKING week. 2026 is going to finish me off.

"A doctor at the scene attempted to help the woman who was shot, but was kept away by federal agents. When an ambulance finally arrived, it was blocked from reaching her by law-enforcement vehicles, and paramedics had to reach her on foot. The woman has died." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Jesus. Villa is going to beat us by a touchdown at this point. Total fucking meltdown. All on Moyes. #everton

Fucking Moyes. Too little too fucking late. #Everton

Keane is either hero or villain. In this game, both. #evertonthat

10 minutes to go and Moyes has done absolutely nothing to impact this game. It's simply not good enough.

THIS. FUCKING. TEAM. #Everton

Keep Armstrong in the starting XI whenever possible and bring Keano up when you pull Thierno. #Everton

No one, from white nationalists who work for Trump all the way up to Trump and Musk, etc., will face any consequences for any of their actions. Rape, murder, kidnapping, corruption, all of it. Recent history has shown this to be true. It's devastating.

What should happen is that Patterson comes on for Keane with O'Brien moving to CB, and Armstrong or Rohl coming on for McNeil. What will happen is that Dibling will be hooked.

I have never been less surprised and also more disappointed in our military commanders.

zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way

Having the Winter Classic in Miami negates everything that makes the Winter Classic cool.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and Rawa Duwaji on Inauguration Day, January 1, 2035, NYC City Hall! More pictures coming soon - I took a bunch and everyone was beautiful! Happy New Year, friends. We're gonna win.

NYE tradition. Cheers, everyone. Be safe but have fun!

Jimmy Fucking Garner. Man of the Match. @evertonfc.com get the new deal done.

A bit if a cough that's had me cancel plans today and tomorrow? Yes. Is Everton fielding their worst XI of the season so far? Yes. Do I have some average tasting amercian lagers to help me through? Yes. #COYB

A Getaway Man. I'm into it.

I read 1949 by @dustinweaver.bsky.social last night and absolutely loved it. Such inspiring stuff and it's great to still find new (to me) comics that I fall in love with.

They all find god and go right when people find out they are pieces of shit, because the religious right WELCOMES pieces of shit and bills need to be paid. Like flies to shit.

Arsenal sweating this match for a possible quadruple here. Palace are just annoying as all hell.

Swear on your mom's life. This came on at the bar right after I posted this. #magic

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. -- Viva Ukraine!

Comparing ties in sports to kissing your sister implies that kissing your sister is preferable to not kissing anyone... This post brought to you by Wrexham's form this season. (I wrote this as they gave up a heartbreaker, but the sentiment remains.)

Some snippets of pages I recently posted on my Patreon. I wrote and colored these and Seth Damoose drew the hell out these pages! All paid tiers, from $1 a month and up, can see Old Man Thunderpunch pages on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/ryancody

peak woman

If the last month of my 40s is me saying "fuck the man", my 50s are going to me awesome AND a financial burden to my family.

I got my degree in political science so let me offer my analysis of the current situation: Going to war to try and distract people from thinking that you’re a cunt only makes you more of a cunt.

Gallego and Kelly can fuck right off. AZ, we can put forth better options.

Remember when Glenn Close was in fucking Guardians of the Galaxy??

LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...

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Morning color practice over a Joe Rubenstein Thanos sketch.

What a good way to start the weekend.

Nice first half.

My AI IS FOR HACKS & FASCISTS t-shirt is a great gift for the assholes in your life www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7868...

Ladies (and by ladies I mean editors and anyone hiring colorists), I'm back on the market!

He's a middle of the road AZ dem. Like 99% of them are. Fuck him.

It's on a niche streamer, but both seasons of Rogue Heroes were 100% my shit. I love semi-historical-fuck-the-nazis shows with amazing soundtracks. I can't wait for season 3.

1000% this.

I don't think there is a team in football at the moment with a worse final ball than Everton.

"Execution in the final 3rd is lacking" should be the new Everton motto.

Come say hey if you're in Columbus, Ohio this weekend!