Someday the worst thing of your life will happen to you LOL!!

Damn Morpheus I never thought about it like that

Do you even know what message I bring bro?

All I’ve ever wanted was to love and be loved and the person who I had that with more than I ever thought possible was taken from me

me: yay sandwich reply from HolyMan88 who joined 24 hours ago: Hateful leftist. Evil demon hate-monger. God will spite you. Damned for eternity. I have a gun. I will kill you with my gun. Vile creature.

Do you even know what message I bring bro?

Let me meet a woman of God we’d bang freaky style for the lord

What a holy woman!

@11828applestall.bsky.social hey it’s me rogs

I actually like when a flower falls from its stem I’m kinda twisted like that

All wonks must die!!!!!

furiously googling “when was north korea established” and “when did america start censoring its population”

It would be nice to be happy sometimes again

it’s bad folks have been fired for this however this is just AMERICA doing AMERICAN shit. please stop with trying to distance ourself from our ills by framing them as being attributable to some other country or regime that you associate with being worse

Some of yall

Sinking a boat is such a slap in the face to the maritime community

Elons mom said too many curse words when she had him that’s why he’s like that

The put me in an alcove for 30 mins at work

Vestibules of vegetables

Vegetable venues

If you're reading this, you deserve to be snuggled like a teddy bear

I came down with a case of terminal blueskyism

A loy of you have never given me head and it shows!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

A lot of you never learned to respect your betters and it shows!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Now my coworker is hiding from the result of us

My coworkers are hunting me for sport

My coworkers are gangstalking me

Hiding from my coworkers

They're rolling this out to all the pressers rn

Lorge and in chorge

Benji laughed at an image

You guys wanna see my hell hole??

Erotic power tools

lmfao

The ancient pisser

Chicken beast

oh my fucking god

Wanky Doodle

Enky doodle went to town Gilgamesh’s buddy Settled down and washed his ass And called it cv’lisation

Licking awesomesauce off the slaughterhouse floor

Gilgamesh’s dad was maybe named Gilgachad or something like it

the wubba

Bazillion butt lift

Not me i post about cool shit

Ask your doctor if not taking your meds is right for you

Chicken seizer warp lunch

I got a warp

Bluesky more like BULLYuesky