Fuck it. I am creating a new account. Fuck Bluesky and their mods. Eat shit.

My feed is full of opossums and I don’t know why but I love it.

Making a Oujia board so I can put a curse on the company that manages my apartment complex.

Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.

This fucking bitch.

pick your gnomish name

And they both gave us Trump each time they ran. One one purpose.

Whats the ok word for “bitch” that we are allowed to use these days to describe complete female assholes that refuse to listen, are completely wrong, tell you your wrong even with proof that your right, demand that you do this that or the other thing and ruin your day then say you need to be nice?

Fucking apartment management company is trying to debit rent from my account a 2nd time 2 months Im a row. Trying to make me bounce everything else I wrote. And blaming me for it. Not having a good week. Why do I ever stop drinking.

So while we are giggling about the idea that someone doesn't want to fuck Nicole Kidman all day long LET'S TALK SERIOUSLY ABOUT SEX BABY And 'sex drive', and how that changes for people. And how relationships can evolve.

Look at this. White House has said that the US to take 10% stake in Trilogy Metals, $TMQ. It is up 215% in after hours. Did someone know? Looks like it. There was an unusual $TMQ call today, expiring next week. Usually, it gets no options volume. It was placed JUST BEFORE close. Unusual.

Apparently because now the cold weather has moved in, my pup said it’s now cuddle time and she demands to be under covers of some kind as well as tucked into my armpit with her head and paws on my shoulder or the small spoon. She will not accept anything else.

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

Trying to use the shitposting app during mod hate like

They should make candy like Nerds™️ bur fizzy. Call it “Pop Rocks” or something. I bet they’d sell really well

Fucking shitlibs. What about our elected officials? Why aren’t you saying they should do something?

“.. haven't heard the name in so long. I can say this, that I'd have to take a look at it. I would have to take a look," he said. "I will speak to the DOJ." @reuters.com www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

How apt is this right now?

$20! No lowballs! I know what I’ve got!!!! STILLWITHHER!!!!!!! 😭

Fall is our favorite time of the year.

Cerberus, but cooler

Micro aggression if I've ever seen it:

"My name is Mickey. I'm a major in the IDF Reserve. I'm also a volunteer officer for the Israeli police. Anybody who's going to be left in Gaza when we get there, all y'all are going to die. Each and every one of you." — The most moral army in the world.

Tom I am going to go back in time and make Alex Trebek give me your Jeopardy winnings.

Nicole thinking about riding that face for the 4th time today

this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

My ex wife was like Nicole Kidman. She wanted to have sex all the time. But always when I was in the middle of cooking dinner when it was going to burn and needed to be flipped, or if she had been off work all day and I had worked 12 hours straight no break. And she was vanilla as fuck.

Me watching the democrats run the same shitty play that lost them the election last time and expecting a different result in the most important election in decades.

Describe your Bluesky account in one image.

they’re banning all the funny people on bluesky; don’t worry, you should be safe at least 🥹

Oh man, and she was so beautiful too. I give that marriage 4 years.

Israeli drone footage shows the destruction in Gaza:

Lmfao. Good, deny these pigs bathrooms everywhere.

incredible to think it's more likely than not that they'll try to bring this guy up on federal terrorism charges for this

Arlington Animal Services #Texas “We've been open for almost 3 hours & have had NO adoption traffic through the shelter at all💔 Despite a difficult, sad & quiet day so far, Danny’s tail never stops wagging. Open until 4pm today. Let's all hope for a better afternoon🤞” #Dogs #BlueskyDogs 1/More🔗👇

Doing some light reading this morning.

I was in a work group chat and some of our store were told they're only allowed to buy $5 worth of pennies because at the end of the year they're going to stop making them. Indiana has a 7% sales tax. So will it be raised to 10% now to keep numbers even?😬

LAST CALL Carson Animal Shelter #California Buckie 🆔 A5714687 A 2 year old lab retriever He’s beautiful, young, soooo sweet & affectionate. Plays great with other #dogs & he even knows commands! The shelter is full and because of it, dogs are losing their lives Come visit him Mon-Sat 11am-5pm

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

$200k to hang out with dogs. amazing IG gabriel.desanti, barkandburn

gm

greta ily what an outfit

Grok? How does one get s life? Make friends?

Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.

Hanna-Barbera rejects Tape Ape, an ape who likes to tape stuff Elderberry Hound, a dog with long lavender balls