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Finished Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes earlier today so jumping riiiiiight back into it

Loved you as the bad guy in Only the Strong, you beat the shit out of Mark Dacascos

Collective/New Initiative during WrestleMania week this year. Anyone going?

Anthology of Tom Waits

Roofer here tarping up the area, but says it may end up being a decent-sized job to fix/replace the area 😩😩😩

2026 started with a roof leak in the garage. Thankfully it’s just one small spot, but not ideal!

Happy New Year, Bluesky.

Enough seniority (10 years) at my job now that I get asked if I’d like to clock out early. It’s only 2 hours (5pm instead of 7pm) but fuck yeah.

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

In case you forgot, we're a bunch of queers who sell gay shit trying to get by and donate

@scottbiggs.bsky.social Cheers, dude! Thanks!

We have 29 days left before the new oner goes to the court and gets eviction papers. We need help

If anyone would like to buy me 40 beers for 40 years, today’s the day! Venmo/cashapp: ramondestroys

App is

My Stud Niece: The stud finder is in there *points to my mom’s house* Me: Oh, you brought [her girlfriend’s name]? MSN: No *starts talking about something else* Me: *laughs* MSN: *gets it* ohhh, hahahaha

This man Drew Parker has a dart through his cheek while doing all this 😭

Pounding Modelos in the parking garage before GCW.

*Radio announcer voice* originally written and recorded as Gimmie That Jolly Dick, the song would become better known as Santa Baby after Eartha Kitt's familiar rendition became an instant classic

It’s giving Dana White/UFC’s “we’re going to be bigger than soccer” and they’re fucking dumb.

I loved The Core

When asking for “uppies” goes wrong

Feeling anxious about going back to work tomorrow. I’ve been off since November 12 and didn’t do nearly as much as I wanted to due to covid (exposure/sickness/recovery) and then a kidney stone. Worst vacation everrrrr.

Typically just spouse & I at her mom’s, but last couple years youngest sister-in-law has been involved.

Felching to Santorum and Back Again, A Hobbit’s Tale

Finallyyyyyy tested negative and feel like I can actually breathe.

Any rich daddies wanna fly me to Buffalo for $250ish? In return you’ll get a heartfelt “thank you”.

Hell yeah, you just know those men go a Cruisin’ for Trim

AAAAAnd positive. Fucking hell.

Just over 3 years for covid to hit us again. Spouse tested positive yesterday, I was still testing negative last night, but I can feel the symptoms creeping up this morning. Kids seem fine so far, thankfully. Not thrilled!

found a random note I don't remember writing that says "Dev Patel and Pom Klementief karate movie now"

i would love nothing more than to never have to hear or see chuck schumer ever again

Get your people in line, dude.

RFK Jr. walked away like

A wonderful night to be a good looking brown person

Let this be the thing that pushes *his* body over the edge 🙏🏽

Seeing Murder By Death tonight, on their final tour 🥲

They’re still playing??

Got my post-vasectomy results back Doc got me shooting blanks like Cactus Jack

Sobbed most of the set. I haven’t seen them live in 20 years, never thought I’d see them again. They played Let Me Back In. Perfect night.

No Kings DTLA. Fancy happy hour dinner at DADA Echo Park w/ free drinks (my SIL bakes for them sometimes). Rilo Kiley at the Greek up next. I’m tired.

Sweet Zombie Charlie!

Being within 100ft of Pedro Pascal last night and not knowing that information until this morning is HEARTBREAKING.

Not Diane Keaton 😭😭😭😭

Chick Hicks lookin’ ass

People excited about the No Doubt reunion after Gwen Stefani’s bullshit 🙄

@drklght.bsky.social Y’all still based in LA? (I think you were, at least…) If i ordered a shirt today, think it’d make it up to Palmdale by next Friday?

Sting’s son should do a run in Mexico going by El Hijo de Esting