The only thing better than LIV golf shutting down would be if all the scab players lost every last dime on some Kalshi or Polymarket bet on the result of a golf game that will now never be played.

Not now Shiela 🥰 I’m on Duty

“Along the way, Quam transports readers from building to building—some famous but most remarkably ordinary—to illustrate the constant push and pull of form and function that gives Chicago its distinctive feel.” chicagoreader.com/books/book-r...

Gift link. Great piece, remarkable embedded footage: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/29/u...

On the plus side, Pete Hegseth has gone Grey, Bald, and Wrinkly within just over 1 year. Before much longer, he'll be sharing Combover Tips With Donny!

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

I have never been happier to have no children. I pity those who will inherit Our Failed America. How quickly They destroyed 235 years of progress. #SCOTUS #Lawsky #VotingRights #AFailedState

So, I read where some police folk were watching the security footage of the shooting. The "shooter" did not fire a shot. One agent fired across the path and hit the other agent. So... to put it more simply... looks like the "shooter" never fired a shot! He just ran through a security checkpoint.

Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.

New propaganda just released by the Global Cat Cabal: #Dogsky #Caturday #Catsky www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

DOJ indicting someone for posting 86 47 on social media is far more dangerous to Americans than someone posting 86 47 on social media. The real crime is the indictment itself.

A king had to visit the US to remind lawmakers in Congress that the US shouldn't have a king.

Creating kitty UGGs with their own excess fur: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Awww/s/9Qk...

As a young dog, Fergus always dreamt of travelling.

King Charles: “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French” video courtesy @acyn.bsky.social

It’s not un-American to dislike your president. it’s also not illegal.

When a King and direct descendent of King George III has to remind the American government about the utmost importance of checks and balances, you know we're in deep trouble.

Watching the news. People suck.

The monstrosity of the Trump Administration towards the aged, disabled, and poor, continues. Why? Note how the $11/mo savings the US taxpayer realizes through this program will force some disabled adults into residential care, likely run by private contractors. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

I realized another benefit today of being SuperFat. It takes much more snake venom to kill me than it does to kill you. ProTip: Cake Whores Live Longer. More enjoyable lives, too.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Dog likes to go for a pull: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.

The United States now has the most government restrictions on academic freedom of any high-income country. www.chemistryworld.com/news/academi... Raw data from @vdeminstitute.bsky.social —> academic-freedom-index.net/research/Aca...

List of 9 websites where you can download unlimited books for free: 1. gutenberg .org 2. standardebooks .org 3. manybooks .net 4. openlibrary .org 5. bookboon .com 6. freecomputerbooks .com 7. internetarchive .org 8. digilibraries .com 9. librivox .org

Trump: I'm going to destroy an entire civilization. We're going to keep killing people in boats. Senator Kelly should be executed. ICE protesters are domestic terrorists. Immigrants are vermin. Raskin: Donald Trump is bad for this country. Bash: Do you regret your heated rhetoric, Rep. Raskin?

I will keep criticizing the President and his administration for being a terrible president and administration

"Barely broke the perimeter" = Broke the perimeter. With the entire line of succession there. With no security checking the hotel side - elevators did not require key cards before or after, tickets not checked for admission to event so long as you were dressed up, SS protocols not followed.

Blanche: "The way we respond to threats is not to go into a bunker and hide" (The ballroom Trump is obsessed with features a bunker)

BRENNAN: The shooter had multiple weapons. You said he traveled from CA across the country by train. How did he do that? BLANCHE: This isn't about making laws more restrictive BRENNAN: I'm asking about crossing state lines w/firearms BLANCHE: I don't think that's something we should be focused on

About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

This aged like fine influencer nonjournalism. Debra Lea spells name of dinner wrong. Alleged gunman fires no shots. Shots fired by Secret Service hit another SS at close range, whose vest protected him from friendly fire. Secret Service (the shooter) not dead. Alleged gunman arrested, not dead.

OMG TODD BLANCHE!!!! Calling this a "massive security success story" and "NOTa massive security failure" because "the gunman barely breached the perimeter". Wow. They're claiming this guy had a shotgun, handgun, and multiple knives. Barely breaching the perimeter with weapons is massive success?

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

Greater Blue-Eared Starling Bird Nature's living gem: sparkling sapphire feathers and bright eyes

Reminder: Trump thinks he's got the cards but Iran's got a Strait.

I saw this yesterday. I love when words have multiple meanings.

Crying over this video of the grandpa dog going for a walk. Age has passed, but the joy of walking remains! 🥹

Another great book/library cartoon from Tom Gauld @theguardian.com. I call this phenomenon Read Roaming. Or being a Book Nomad. Compare it to an 18yo backpacking across the world. No itinerary. Enjoying every place, meeting, person, experience in the moment. Short but intensely sweet. #BookSky

The curse of the Eternal Optimist.

Trump’s approval numbers in Europe are absolutely brutal. Negative in nearly every country — and catastrophic in many. America’s global reputation has taken a terrible hit. It will take many years for our country to recover from the harm that Trump has done.

Happy Caturday. For Danny xx

Today is #NationalPenguinDay so we're remembering that time we made a Penguin out of Penguin Books. It's a Penguin Penguin. 🐧

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

had to double check that this wasn't a parody account