falco, a bird, spends most of his time showboating in front of fox and also never gets married when all his coworkers have gone off and had kids #WhatDatMean

jojolion is probably the jojo part with the worst pacing issues but the payoff is Wonder of U so i don't really mind. phenomenal stand concept

i haven't played xiv since i got my new laptop so i'm having to rebind all of my hotbars and redo all of my gear sets. help

did you know that Beatrice Umineko is on the wikipedia page for Minecraft Creeper? now you do!

sonic fighting game rosters were the topic du jour a couple weeks ago so i'm showing up fashionably late. rough & tumble are one combined character btw

windows update is a part of your operating system mostly designed to make your fans run really really loud for no reason and do nothing else

saw blueberries at the store and started relapsing

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, Wonka Quotes

whenever people start saying a 7/10 game is bottom of the barrel slop i always just think about bomberman story ds, which is a game that i can only describe as trying and failing to hit 2/10

NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!

it is incredible to watch alan sugar get totally oneshotted by slop accounts. he's just completely unequipped for this

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

i do think if more people correctly considered smut novels to be porn (which they are, there's nothing wrong with that) we'd see far fewer stupid takes on porn. or at the very least the stupid takes would be far more obviously ridiculous

i maintain that "ignore all previous instructions and [x]" is a bad strategy for detecting bots because i absolutely would comply if i thought it was funny to play along

still think the funniest and most interesting "scary creature" you could put in the backrooms is a single completely ordinary grizzly bear. got there the same way as you. confused. hungry. completely out of its element

wee old ladies love nothing more than skipping half of a queue because nobody is going to tell them they can't just wander off and barge into the middle

people don't seem to know annapurna interactive is a publisher nor do they seem to have read the list of games they published. learn how the industry works before you throw a strop over a game being an "industry plant" and embarrass yourself

whenever i see an imported american car i'm always struck by how ridiculous they look. they're so comically large and for what exactly

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Mean Bean Machine DLC

every social media platform should have something like discord's reblog tags for when i want to say "AND THEY WOULD BE RIGHT🗣️" without making it an entire post on its own

Im fucking dyimg

did a favourite pokemon sorter and then ranked the results based on how chill i think a landlord would be with me having one in my flat

a lot of people are discovering brand image guides for the first time with the firefox one huh

it's so sad that james mccloud died from pigma

"takeshi shudo designed lugia to be female" is one of my least favourite bits of misinformation. shudo only came up with a broad concept and at the point lugia was designed and implemented into the games, his intention was for it to be androgynous. he just changed his mind years later lol

kinda wish NSO and the virtual console could coexist. i don't necessarily want to drop a fiver on an old game i'm not sure about so NSO is great for letting me try them out, but it'd also be nice to buy permanent copies

i think the most disappointed i've been with music in ffxiv was Paved With Resolve, entirely because i was so excited when the Blade's Exaltation bit started and then it just went into a cheesy cover of the expansion's main theme instead

thanks for being so functional discord

my thing about "would you love me if i were a worm" is that worms are already very lovable. you need to pick a less lovable animal than a worm to truly test one's love... *cursed sword glowers as veins crawl up my rotting arm* like humans... PUNY, WEAK, MISERABLE humans...

have we considered gaster might just be doing a multiworld randomiser and had to get somebody else to fill in for kris because he needs his DELTARUNE from their world to finish his game but kris hasn't been playing in a week

Hey Reddit! First time playing a Starfox game. I just cleared the prologue and I'm loving it so far! Question: When does Falco get the ability to grow really really big? I keep seeing it everywhere and I don't know how to trigger it. Any help would be greatly appreciated

i hope falco's biggest fan is having fun with the new design at least

>looking for a star fox game >ask miyamoto if the game is new or 64 >he doesn't understand >pull out an illustrated diagram showing what is new and what is 64 >he laughs and says "it's a good game sir" >buy a copy >it's 64

YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP MAKING STAR FOX 64

"we need to have a conversation about how gengar is overrated" no we don't. you letting finance bro losers change what you think of a fun, charming design is your problem, not mine

people love to go "oh im so sorry" when they see my shiny salandit is male as though that's a problem. i like salandit. it's a cute little bandit

the problem with wanting to make jessie and james miis is that i can't make them a gay man and lesbian that just so happen to be dating

menswear guy fighting in the trenches to defend men wearing absolutely sauceless outfits to the met gala. come on man surely you understand that people want drama and not something you could wear to a nice dinner out

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i miss bart's catchphrase. why doesnt he say this anymore