I honestly I find the whole Arabic numerals thing to be both hilarious and also disappointing at the sheer stupidity of people. Watch there be some sort of stupid campaign to have it renamed.

The only way the chetto is signing the bill is if they agree to remove his name from all the documents

She looks like she’s about to bumble around a crime scene, smack a billionaire with the “one more thing” and then go off on a tangent about Mrs. Columbo

you're laughing? when polls close, andrew cuomo is going to have to blast off with team rocket and fight meowth for a seat and you're laughing?

The GOP took such a hit today that JD Vance is going to make a move on its wife.

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

Guys I'm worried about my political oshi Andrew Cuomo, he just put a YouTube Stream frame with just a white background and black text with sad portrait and the title being IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT guys I'm scared-

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

Call me a surfer cause I’m riding the blue wave

Started watching the VOD for a Halloween stream and this is what they start it with. Lol thanks @theyazinator.bsky.social

*WAKES UP IN COLD SWEAT* in their version of Goldfinger is Pussy Galore an umamusume

i completely forgot that James Bond by actual name gets mentioned in Cinderella Gray but as perhaps the only other real media property confirmed to exist in their universe we actually have to overthink about what this means for View to a Kill which starts off with a racehorse doping subplot

I'VE FOUND IT AT LAST

Why am I not surprised Florida man was behind the Palisades fire?

Fuck Hasan, I have 0 tolerance for dog abusers.

This is what it’s like to be in a room with two Italian Americans arguing with each other

Finished New Panty & Stocking, as a long time fan it was magical the fact we even got a new season after all these years and it absolutely blew my expectations. I don’t know they were able to turn the lewd and humor up to 11 but they did it and it was great. Hopefully the next season actually comes.

Flash back to the Tidal Wave boss fight in the Armada video game

“Trad cath” is, weirdly, code for “unfamiliar with Catholicism”

There are Uma Musume ads behind home plate at the Mets game and I feel like I’m having a stroke.

I forgot how emotional the ending to MGS3 is

For those who haven't seen this one! Just Poirot left of the triad 😄

When the water main breaks and you gotta shit

“I swear I won’t get political” 1 drink later: NATO needs to start ramping up muntions production and recruitment

There needs to be some sort of support group for people that have to help old people with electronics.

I think everyone at some point thinks of what they would want to be in a political office position like president or governor. But for me I’m more interested in foreign affairs rather than domestic so I guess I’d rather be a foreign ambassador.

How the shit did in a span of three weeks, the internet became a complete dystopian hell hole?

Playing Muv Luv and losing my shit that we get Takehito Koyasu playing a limo chauffer who is just Takumi from Initial D. With his theme song being a pastiche of several Dave Rodgers eurobeat songs at once.

The final time I’ll ever see this view

RIP to a real one

I’m still feeling pretty somber, Ozzy and Sabbath has been a big part of my father’s life as well as my own. I’ve had Planet Caravan and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath in my head on repeat since the news.

Losing access to my email and the loss of one of my favorite musicians and absolute wonderful soul has made today just extremely upsetting

Today has been a genuinely frustrating and awful day

Holy shit I’ve never seen a company implode this fucking fast before. They don’t even have anyone left now is wild af.

Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 is a cautionary tale about accidentally becoming important at work

20 years ago today, July 14, 2005, I created "Link finds a WTF" on YTMND, later becoming better known today on the Internet after it took on a life of its own as "WTF BOOM!". To commemorate this 20th anniversary, I've remastered my original WTF BOOM! YTMND in 4k. #ytmnd #wtfboom

Between the Gex trilogy remaster and THPS3+4 remake, is this just the era of bad and lazy remasters?

Gold Ship has learned the true nature of sorrow. Mood down ⬇️ 3 hints levels for Musō Tensei skill

Good morning, I don’t feel patriotic at all this morning but rather disgusted and horrified.

Average Umamusume Support Event: “Wow, this stew we made sure is yummy!” *Energy Up By 10* Average Gold Ship Support Event: “Trainer, I jerry rigged a bomb to detonate on McQueen when she returns to her dorm. Hilarious prank right?” *Wit Up by 10* *Gained 3 Hint Levels for “The Uma Bomber”

I’m all here for the Uma world domination

Zohran: "I'm going to make sure you can afford rent and groceries next year" Cuomo: "I'm just here to stay out of jail." Adams: "There are Chupacabras living in the subway stealing people's thoughts, and we're hiring more cops to find them"

I wish I knew what the hell im actually doing in Umamusume. Way too much spreadsheet micromanaging to the point I can’t win a single career no matter how much I beef up support cards and training.

she want all the food #umamusume #シングレ

I’m expecting something that’s simultaneously underwhelming yet completely insane.