Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

It’s amazing that this clip is still relevant… #rfkjr #tylenol

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: I CAN FEEL ALL OF MY CLOTHES AND SKIN RIGHT NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social does this bug have a fat ass?

What’s your favorite Fall movie? Mine is The Fall

What’s going on with Tylenol and the rapture?

Salem night vibes

One of my favorite bake shops in the US: Coffee Time Bake Shop in Salem, MA

Saturday vibes

Super cool!

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

One of these things is not like the other. What I get for owning a bearded dragon…

Mood: youtube.com/shorts/6eA_o...

A movie star to his core, Robert Redford has died after a visionary career in cinema, including founding the Sundance Institute that transformed the market for independent films.

Needed some time in the woods #nature #vermont #newengland

Truly an amazing deal for a good cause

This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

That time in college where I made a fake 50 Cent album and left it in a Wal-Mart

Wi-Fi routers are modern familiars. They’re needy, temperamental, and die the moment you need them most.

Hell yeah

The second entry in my worldbuilding series for The Woven Edge is live: 📜 The Pillars of Kardo: Bureaucracy in Resonance How institutions shape reality as much as storms or deserts.

DM: “You can’t use invisibility to cheat at hide and seek with children.”

Alternate universe USA HR: “This Sauron guy’s résumé is solid, but every reference just says ‘bad vibes.’”

I opened a cursed scroll and all it said was ‘unsubscribe.’

Thanks, Bernie

Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani

AXIOS: “.. Massachusetts is the first state to mandate insurance coverage of vaccines even if the federal government stops requiring it.” @axios.com www.axios.com/2025/09/04/m...

Julius Caesar failed his final perception check.

Healey, state public-health and insurance officials and legislators to hold press conference to "announce immediate measures to ensure availability of vaccines in #Massachusetts" at 2 p.m. Livestream: www.youtube.com/massgovernor...

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

Somewhere, a lich is immortal but still owes student loans.

It's a beautiful day to be in Boston! @boston.gov

Mood: music.apple.com/us/album/the...

Holy shit! Congrats!

All the cool dragons live outside of the US because the IRS has no jurisdiction there. They hoard gold, but never receipts.

📢 Make Some Noise season 4 📢 Coming soon to @dropout.tv 🎶

Just published the first entry in my world-building series for The Woven Edge. 🌍 Why Arallu Feels Alive – deserts that remember – skies that ripple with resonance – a city built like a palimpsest

Me:

“Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to cast Create Food and Water, and he ruins the restaurant industry.”

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE

Last Fisherman’s Platter of the season. Bye, #summer… hello, #newengland autumn!

The Death Star was basically just a government stimulus project for laser contractors.

D&D is math with roleplay stapled on. Daggerheart is group therapy with dice stapled on. I will not be explaining myself.

D&D has about 15 status conditions. Daggerheart has 3. Because apparently you only ever need “oops,” “stuck,” and “oh no.”

The City of Atlanta is opening its first municipal grocery store today. The city is spending $3.5 million in partnership with a neighborhood grocery chain in an effort to eliminate a downtown food desert. www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

I'm genuinely loving Daggerheat. The thought occurred to me that building a character with cards means someone, somewhere, is shuffling their trauma like a poker deck.

Grappling is proof that D&D is secretly a wrestling simulator.