Brendan Boyle, proud Philadelphian with no fucks to give

It's a busy news day but I'm taking the afternoon off to head to the ballpark, because it's important to enjoy the good things America has to offer ✌️

Everything he says is an admission

Here are my top 10 dog and kid interactions!

This is Ellbie. She somehow snuck out her apartment's 13th-floor balcony and walked the ledge to the other side of the building. After two days of searching, a neighbor found her with his drone. She has withdrawn her application to be the friendly neighborhood Spider-Dog. 13/10

Friends is it weird that I teared up when Matt Cord introduced Joel? #sixers

even tho I almost NEVER yap about sports, as a guy who lives near Philly, and even tho I've only been to maybe 1 or 2 games for each major Philly team in my life, Gritty (our mascot for the Flyers) is a friggin gold mine when it comes to memes lmao

We should all aspire to have the energy of Gritty. I will not elaborate.

Joe Rogan is standing directly behind Trump in the Oval Office

Vapes reduce smoking so by all means let’s promote vapes. Do these people even hear themselves?

This looks like a job perfect for ICE, who are known for respectful crowd control as well as keeping cool around traumatized human beings.

And so it begins...

"We are not looking for a ceasefire - the attackers which obey the Epstein coalition must be punished" - Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad-Baqer Qalibaf

Are we winning yet?

Monday tea 🫖

She put that toy there herself ♥️

Friday tea 🫖 🍀

You can’t make this shit up

10/10 no notes

Trump’s approval rating: 27% America’s illiteracy rate: 28% The Venn diagram for these two groups is a perfect circle.

It's felt for months now that the fed govt is doing everything it can, including acts of violence, to make the Twin Cities unlivable. Vance's announcement shows that effort continues even if Trump's thugs aren't killing people in the street rn. I just don't see how this can go on for 3 more years.

will you be watching shitler’s sotu address

Ew

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Snow day here in PA. I finished this last night and was intending to donate it to charity, but it’s so pretty I selfishly want to keep it for myself, lol

sixers win

Come on little blood clot, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you

Kavanaugh is attempting to manufacture the legal doctrine of pointus de noreturnis: If the regime’s unlawful actions are too difficult to unwind, we apparently have no choice but to see them through.

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

What?

Presidents Day vibes

His “room full of love” is a Fox studio.

bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.

EXCLUSIVE: A Ukrainian dad escaped Vladimir Putin’s drone and missile attacks back home only to be grabbed by a band of laughing ICE stooges in a Walmart parking lot in Minneapolis.

This is Millie. She has accurately predicted the winner of the Super Bowl three years running. Also knew Bad Bunny was going to bring out Lady Gaga, but no one bothered to ask her about that. 14/10 (TT: jo_jo177)

Trump’s DHS just bought this 1M sq ft warehouse in Social Circle, GA, a town of 5,400. Locals were kept in the dark under NDAs. Now it is slated to cage roughly 8,500–10,000 people at once. The real story is who gets paid, and how little control the community has over this concentration camp…

There are no words for this

I mean, yes

lol

I think it should probably be a bigger story that the president of the United States is a raving lunatic

always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post