Stop 👏🏻 cutting 👏🏻 his 👏🏻 hair 👏🏻

#Steddyhands where Ed and Izzy compete at dirty talking Stede over the course of a few days. Izzy produces such effortless filth that Stede comes in his trousers more than once. Ed isn’t nearly as good at it as he thinks, coming up with such classics as: “you sexy dickhead” and “classy assfucker”.

If y'all are willing, this link will send you DIRECTLY to the place where all you have to do is type "Bronson Pinchot" into the box. You can type more though, I added a bit asking for him to be on an OFMD panel with the rest of the cast. galaxycon.com/pages/galaxy... #nedlow #bronsonpinchot #ofmd

HER LEGENDARY BLACKBEARD BIG LESBIAN ICON #ofmd

Fogging up my phone screen

Something Witchy was afoot 💜 Thank you @david-jenkins.bsky.social for bringing all of us together #SomethingWitchy #ofmd

HELP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! ❤❤❤ #ConONeill #DavidFane

DJ: I'll never forget when Leslie Jones was on and Con was sitting there and kind of nervous. Watching Con and Leslie and Rory interact - three very different styles of actors. It's like finding a magic language.

🔍 “bad hair day solutions”

#izzyhands #ofmdfanart #edizzy #edteach

For Izzy Hands of #OFMD, love is something he knows from top to bottom. 🏴‍☠️ Get this signed lithograph of @therealcononeill.bsky.social’s full ode to love by Izzy Hands and join his Ask-Me-Anything: shopstands.com/collections/...

oh no izzy is standing on a stair while he kisses stede so he's taller and stede is swooning a little

After they knotted, angry and snarling, stuck together for far too long, awash in each other's scents, Stede had a horrifying realization: from this point forward, only Izzy would do.

Look, fuck AI, but in this one occasion, it is correct.

Toe bean Thursday ✨

🐣🐰

*At the police station* Stede: Hi, I’m here for Edward Teach and Izzy Hands Police officer: Who are they? Stede: Ah, you must be new. Incorrect Steddyhands quotes.

i think my favourite steddyhands dynamics is edizzy being edizzy about each other and stede thinking it’s totally normal like yes these are my boyfriends :) i love them both very much :) sometimes they gotta lick each other’s faces and that’s okay :)

I like fluff too much to really get into Edizzy I fear😭I don’t think their first kiss is weepy and sad I think it’s sweet. Post canon, when they’ve both done some real healing, and Ed finally misters up the courage to ask Izzy if he meant it…Izzy’s like: meant what🤨 Ed shifts. Doesn’t meet his eyes.

They should've made Izzy, Ned, & Ricky wrestle shirtless

what if? archiveofourown.org/works/64558771

spring izzy

Editing Izzy Hands in random places b/c I love it Day 1,012 #OFMD #IzzyHandsInRandomPlaces #IzzyHands #ofmdizzy #PhotoEdit #ValKilmer #Tombstone

Bringing back my AU where alphas have a natural urge to commit infanticide. So when Ed (alpha) Starts courting Stede (alpha) Izzy is terrified Stede is going to try and kill their pups if he ever finds out about them. But Stede meets the pups and is like 'omg!! Hi!!'

Coffee shop doodles 🌾

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I just saw one of those “are you single but sharing an ex with your dog?” type videos and a gentlebeard fic—hear me out—where Ed is out of town so Stede has to do the custody exchange and antagonizes Izzy in the 7/11 (or British equivalent) and then they end up fucking in the backseat of Izzy’s car

Will make an official post with all of them someday but I make OFMD playlists of characters/ships and today I made one for Buttons 🐦🌙 open.spotify.com/playlist/21l...

M+ #CJIZZY 🪴 Jack let the driver pick the music, leaning her head out the open passenger-side window to smell the air from the one-road town be swept over by fresh grass seed, new-mud, cranberry winds of the countryside. “I used to drive down here,” she murmured. “With my first real love, Izzy.”

Stede: Izzy isn’t answering his phone Jim: I’ll call Ed: Stede and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Izzy, picking up the phone: What do you want?

me too bestie 😞✌️#ofmd

don’t mind me, just thinking about Sunlight in the Midnight Stede again 🥰 thank you @bktrashcat.bsky.social for this gift of a fic!

Ice cream's ultimate form

Conramón of the day... day 71 it's monday 😐

Was pestering Heck with this & decided to pester everyone else instead. #CJIzzy music thoughts. I feel this is the most romantic song ever. + youtu.be/l-or2AET9L4?...

Steddyhands work potluck edition Ed forgets and goes to the convenience store and spends $300 on bags of chips Izzy refuses to make anything because work should pay for their meals (he does all the set up and tear down) Stede makes a raspberry rhubarb trifle, jokingly says don't you trifle

Waited 21 years for s3ep4 of White Lotus

“Characters who grapple with faith and forgiveness” as genre and gender

#Stizzy Thinking about Izzy smoking some w33d for the first time in a few decades. One of the crew brings it on. Doesn't matter who. After the shit with Ed, and him taking off, and now Izzy having to take care of Bonnet, well - Izzy deserved a night off. Buttons was on watch.

Jane wrote a lovely fic for this picture and I'm very greatful because Parasol is absolutely fabulous 👌 archiveofourown.org/works/52900999

ofmd but it’s only stede in distress

Bonus+ Izzy’s been teaching Lucius and Jim to whittle, and whenever the Revenge Crew broke something on the Red Flag (disturbingly often) Auntie received carvings of tiny sea monsters, lizards, frogs, and birds that she carefully adds to her table of maps- a proud smile at the corner of her mouth.

#OFMD a little Izzy & Auntie friendShip ⛵ Olu steers clear of Auntie’s War Room of tiny ships and maps now, but the next time Captain Zheng and Captain Frenchie’s crew came together for a fuckery, Izzy stumbled roughly into the table, knocking things to the ground.

to be real if not ed or steddyhands the only ship i truly ride for w izzy is izzy x recliner. izzy x some time off. izzy x a nice flat and some hobbies. izzy x putting his feet up. izzy x any hookup he wants. izzy x having friends, etc

This too is Izzy Hands

Relapsed 🌟 (I’m gonna win this one fellas I can feel it)

Have to finish watching later because this library doesn’t approve of giggling blushing screaming & loudly sighing