Ed, Jack, and Izzy clearing out the captain’s cabin after the mutiny. #Hornygold

In happy news- more foster voids incoming today 💗

Staying light out later… maybe I’ll be a person again soon and participate in activities I enjoy. Like talking to all you fine folks about smut and angst.

The second I saw this scene I knew I had to draw it. It's Ilya simultaneously at his most meow meow AND peak little shit... Both of which are my favourite things. #heatedrivalry #hollanov #ilyarosanov

It said Share You’re Going so I am sharing. I tried with the emojis. Pretend the goat is a chupacabra. 🏴‍☠️🎭🐐

Potentially taking on a supervisory role at work… time to channel my inner Stede (stay whimsical while I’m shitting myself with anxiety).

I did it, I signed up for the reverse bang. Please clap so I don’t cry in fear. Next up: finishing my goddamn wips.

Rhys is coming to Boston in April, I have to survive the snowpocalypse at least until then…

Looking at jobs on LinkedIn and saw openings at Hitachi. Already planning my “how did you hear about us?” You think they have an option in the dropdown for “let’s not talk about it”?

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Maybe if I sign up for my first writing event my brain will kick into gear… nervous, though. 😬

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) ( °-° ) />🍴<\ The big boy hungers

...So, are you coming to the cottage? Hello hello hello, my heated ineffable dears! You're so NOT READY for what I'm cooking🍾✨️🔥 I'm taking slow... for very good reasons 👀✨️ #heatedrivalry #goodomens #goodomensfanart #IneffableHusbands #heatedrivalryau #spicyomens

Two nickels

All of my friends from all of my fandoms meeting at the hockey yaoi like it’s the Council of Elrond 😌

The one thing that is good about wide leg jeans coming back in style is that I can stomp around the office and feel like a powerful Clydesdale.

I want to read Game Changers but it’s out of stock in paperback and I refuse to deprive myself the gift of being able to read something out in the open for once and not have to turn my phone away from prying eyes, so I wait.

How about that hockey show huh #heatedrivalry #hockey?

Good morning canyon, what do we think #Edizzy think of Heated Rivalry?

Something something Mary catching Stede jerking it to Heated Rivalry just as she’s about to tell him she wants a divorce. #ofmd

Re: #HeatedRivalry I wished on a star and was given this show.

I finished The Bear this morning since everyone managed to sleep in and I had a moment to myself. Can I say it’s a crime that there are no Sugar/Fak fics? What the heck?? Gay Hockey is next if I can get away with it somehow…

I do think Stede should play the concertina. I believe he would enjoy it and i believe nobody else would enjoy it

#Edizzy watching Is It Cake? Holiday. Ed gets super into it. Izzy isn’t as interested but just by glancing up, is able to detect the cake every time. Ed thinks he finally has it, but the knife cuts through the first cookie jar like butter and he springs up and kicks the trash can, exclaiming “fuck!”

Getting assigned desks back at work so I have to move one desk over from the one I’d been using and it has a much smaller window so I’m singing the Firefly theme song in my head

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Thank you for approving this without looking, Samsung marketing department.

Set a pan on fire the day after Thanksgiving- luckily only a curtain was permanently damaged, but I could use some good luck if anyone has some to spare because if anything else goes wrong in the next week I’m gonna have myself a merry little breakdown 🎄

Cowboy threadfic in progress. 🤠

Feeling sad and disconnected and sorry for myself, so anyone wanna throw me a premise for a quick thread fic? You are also allowed to bully me about any existing WIPs if I’ve not been away long enough that they’re forgotten. 😅

You wanna know how I can tell we’re probably not getting a bonus this year? This is the level of TP we’re dealing with in the office…

A cat is the only roommate that can lick their own butthole on your kitchen table and not get kicked out.

Turns out there is not a hot enough shower temperature that my current hot water heater allows that can cook and fizzle the sadness in my brain away like a steaming hot stew.

Today sucks

We are putting my dog to sleep today and I am not coping well. Send love?

First thing I saw upon looking at IG today… thank you @starswallow.bsky.social for your summoning!

i will never know bliss until ive suckled ketchup straight from one of these

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

Meeting with current team leader about my job offer in the other group… they’re probably going to counter offer but I need to stay strong and go with the new opportunity so wish me luck and coherent thoughts that I can get to come out of my mouth to explain that effectively… send blorbos to help??

Do they have circles on here yet? I’m too preoccupied to look properly.

My #Ouizzy headcanon is that Izzy gives Frenchie a blowjob for the first time and it is transcendental. The lad becomes a sex pest- following close behind him all day, trying to get him alone, groping him in dark corners of the ship, begging for another go.

If Trump decides to tear down the entire White House & replace it with a bouncy castle filled with diarrhea, no one is going to stop him. They'll all stand there, wringing their hands & be all 'oh, if only someone had done something, we'd have a White House instead of the King's Shit Bounce House'.

I’m case you didn’t know, this is my favorite joke of all time😂😂😂

They offered me the job, ya’ll. Now to see if my current group tries to match. Anxious… send confident blorbos for me to model from plz

Some people may only need a beta, but I need a bully. I wish I had a working brain.🫠 (This is not about a/b/o but it could be.)

#CJizzy feels today: Jack had a nightmare. Izzy sat up against the headboard, pulled his head into his lap, and played with his hair while talking him through a story his mum used to tell him when he couldn’t sleep.