I would very much like to sit

Low hangers

Get on your fucking knees

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

“Look up”

I don’t think people should be able to make money off fighting each other that’s just me idk

I may never bottom again I fear

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I played w my booty hole wrong now I got an attitude

The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024. Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay. The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year. Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M See the problem?

What a ridiculous person.

What if I called in a noise complaint on the church next door

OPENAI CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO HARM PEOPLE; WE'RE NOT LAB RATS! AI SAFETY MUST BE ABOUT HUMAN IMPACT AND ACCOUNTABILITY. LISTEN TO TRANS AND BIPOC VOICES IN TECH. ETHICAL AI MEANS PUTTING PEOPLE FIRST, NOT PROFITS. DEMAND TRANSPARENCY AND INCLUSIVE DESIGN.

I wish I had queer friends that I could talk to and get advice from. Straight people just don’t get it and I’m the advice giver for the queer friends I do have. Sucks being a momma bear sometimes

It’s kinda shady that iMessages shows EVERY edit like do my friends really need to know it took me fifteen tries to spell “pots”

You know what…

Loving my life one day at a time. Every day with you is always better than the last ❤️ #hubby @bandidobae.bsky.social

New term for head just dropped: medulla oblongawkgawk. You’re welcome.

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride. However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I think I have a little crush on King Molasses

Transphobes were scared of “men pretending to be women to get into women’s spaces” (which historically has never happened, men would just follow women into bathrooms if they wanted) I’m worried about MEN pretending to be ICE agents in plain clothes no ID masked up kidnapping women off the street

Can we talk about @monetxchange.bsky.social wearing the SAME houndstooth on pit stop two weeks in a row?

Idgi. Yall are mad at Ginger for…. Doing well?

The only reason eureka is even saying anything is because she’s jealous that Ginger does what she does but does it better 🤷🏾‍♂️

For real tho…

Lunchtime boredom 🤷🏾‍♀️

Here’s a video of Stephen Miller in high school screaming that he’s “sick and tired of being told to pick up my trash, when we have plenty of janitors who are paid to do it for us.” This is the sociopath shaping our immigration policy and so much more

In a healthy information environment, this would be front-page news.

If there’s one thing keeping me going right now it’s that the old bitch who mind everybody business would have something smart to say if I lobotomized myself

I’m just gonna ask ChatGPT how to do organized cr1me atp

This cast of survivor is the WORST

Jonathan from amazing race might be my least favorite contestant of all time

So wait are we gonna get to do a bracket like they do with sports ball?

I know mark from Amazing Race looked familiar !! #theamazingrace #dragrace

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Priorities

But if I slapped the taste out your mouth I’d be wrong right

When they loudly scream the quiet part in market manipulations.

The world needs another all winners season

Scream 7...but it's just me logging onto my Fidelity account.

🤡

I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED A LITTLE LEFT OUT AND I’M A PLEASER #TheWhiteLotus

Not Suzy giving Lady Elaine Fairchilde

CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour

Mad

Yall. I took DICK last night for FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES without using poppers. 😊