I mourn my childhood. Not because it was traumatic, but because it’s over. It’s been an arduous journey to adulthood, and I’ve lost some whimsy and wonder along the way. As an adult it’s HARD to find whimsy, but I try. I do so because I know lil me would want me to still see the magic in the world.

Toasted everything bagel with lox and scallion cream cheese 🤤

Can confirm, as a Sag, that this is true 😭

Republicans in Congress can’t be counted on to condemn their leader calling for the execution of their legislative colleagues. They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.

Dog walker called because our dog was crying so I left work early, cried all the way home, spent $200 at the vet and it turns out he’s just a little punk 😡. But he’s my adorable little punk

I have two hard boiled eggs and oatmeal for breakfast everyday for work just call me gramps 👴🏾

Sometimes a mass blocking spree is good for your mental

Gonna take a nap after work until bedtime so I can prep for the bedtime sleep I plan to have

I’m moving into my frumpy oversized cardigan era. Gonna get work slippers and drag my feet everywhere to completely the look

White person: *several racist sentences* Black person: "That was racist as fuck" Other White Person: "Surely, they were being ironic." Don't wake up and use any of your days on earth being an OWP. Please.

One of the clients made my coworker bacalaitos and she doesn’t want them soooo…Merry Christmas to me 😍

Idk why but prepping for the holiday season this year is so much more exciting 🍁🎄

Oops missed #caturday but here’s my contribution 😻🥰

Hubby and I are watching all the Marvel movies/shows in chronological order and I STILL don’t get why people hated Captain Marvel… 🤔

What’s funny is people could choose to be mad or they could be better but they usually choose to be mad and double down 😒

Was listening to her yesterday and didn’t even realize!!

I literally see the cogs moving in my colleagues head as she tries to take the words that came out of my mouth and make up some random response to something I never said or implied

“This isn’t the America I know!” Black People:

🎶En la Sangre Caribeña hay Taino y negritud🎵

Feat. The gray tree frog that was not happy I was disturbing him

This is like the 3rd ear infection I’ve had in my life ever and omg this shit is actually the worst 😩

Had yesterday off so today feels like the most Monday-est Wednesday in the world 😩

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

I haven’t played a good game of soccer in like 10 years😩

MAGA brains can’t comprehend this

Belated birthday post for my Hubby! (Belated because I’m trash and chronically offline.) Happy Birthday to the best person I get the privilege to start and end my day with!! You’re my daily inspiration to find the best of out every single moment. Thank you for being my favorite person ever ❤️❤️

I keep making back to back Monday appointments like an idiot but then my clients keep rescheduling for other days

Our neighbor looks like Bob The Drag Queen but he’s also rude as hell 😒

This and 1080 on N64 were the GOAT

I feel like you can always trust a deli with a man who refers to you as my friend

Me when S3 came out after 6 years

Why did they choose Ziogadot to play WW when Bridget Regan was RIGHT THERE

Love the Fall but will miss the cutie who jogs shirtless past my office every day

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

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Told my two YT coworkers today that they were privileged and I don’t think they liked that 😬

I wish the Democratic Party was as beholden to us as yall seem to be to them. If they were, we literally would not be here.

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Reminder: Tomorrow’s election closing times. - 7 p.m. ET - Virginia - 8 p.m. ET - New Jersey - 9 p.m. ET - New York City - 8 p.m. PT - California

Today will be a good day for you. Claim it.

So the homeless guy taking cans from the dumpster can also flatten the boxes and clean up after himself but the people in my building can’t pick up after their dogs when they shit everywhere? Got it

Whenever my hubby works from home all of the pets just gather around to sleep near them and it’s the cutest thing in the world

Answer this dumbass question every time LIKE THIS

Boss sent us all home early because the power went out just for it to come back 10 minutes after we left 🤣

Access to my energy is a privilege.

I truly hope the worst of the worst for any person that votes for C*omo

I have this issue where I play game up until the last boss and then never touch the game again soooo….yah

Ma’am I promise I’m patient and don’t mind waiting on hold please stop mouth breathing in my ear 🥺

just told someone to not use the AI generated “pray for jamaica/haiti” images because AI harms the environment and they said “nevermind the AI, its the messaging that matters” we’re never getting out of the hood.