auto-designated mommy [universal]

What about manpons

🐺 alright: girlfriend is safe, bowls are smoked, edibles on standby time for me to set way to drift into a coma

each communist confers a +2 bonus to group sex

🐺 someone should take me out for NYE

ourgasm

🐺 someone should take me out for NYE

🐺 i asked him if he might wanna do latin dance classes with me, and he said yes, and i'm so excited

you gave yourself away with this reply lmao

i just wanna eat fried chicken til my heart stops beating that would be nifty as hell

🐺 they call me wuffy three bowls

🐺 had a nice bath with some moisturizing oils and ozric tentacles and now i think i'mma smoke myself into a small coma so i can have a little strength tonight for party mom duties

🐺 got that arfritis fuckin me up real bad today ugh

fucking song won't stop looping in my head, layering over its self like it's a fucking canon when it's not, each compounding beat growing louder and louder i hate this shit

It’ll never stop messing me up that this is what most people consider “during Covid”

Ah, Boxing Day, when we don the ceremonial gloves and step into the ring to ensure everyone at the family gathering thinks twice before misgendering us next year

🐺 i'm free i'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

friend told me to stop singing wonderwall i said maybe

🐺 prostate orgasms are wild

🐺 gods, i forgot how weird it is walking around with this large of a toy in me

🐺 this one's for the puppygirls

Need bubbly in your life? Seek no further than the two bubbliest girlies on this side of the Mississippi! 🥰

🐺 boys who can share 😵💗

🐺 HE MADE ME STEAK AND LOBSTER DINNER i am having this man's child holy fuck

It’s truly a season of giving because my slutty bff @needstobebred.live and I are giving the people the opportunity to play with us together! December 25 - January 1st Have these two fun and energetic BBW dream girls in your lap asap Rates: 500/hh 600/1hr 700/90min #datevancouver

🐺 mfw there's two boys who wanna suck me off while my vibe is in me later

🐺 i keep wibbling and wobbling between horny and exhausted wild wuffy body is goin wild

🐺 i asked him to stay the night tonight

millennial doggirl homelander be like "puppers"

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Hog is still the best gender neutral term for penis

i miss my wife tails

🐺 i asked him to stay the night tonight

🐺 he curled up next to me and fell into a cozy little slumber and now he's just laying there in my bed looking so peaceful and comfy and happy and i'm getting all sentimental about it

🐺 i need a donut pillow just so i can sit comfortably in my computer chair with my edge 2 in and not regret it

AHH!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH GOD HAS SENT THE BEE'S!!! #ART

🐺 i'm like if a puppygirl got bit by a werewolf

gay dog after giving u paw be like "omg im totally shook 💅"

🐺 he paid attention to my wants, needs, and personal taste, and now i want to bear his child

🐺 time to charge my toys 😵‍💫

🐺 i confessed last night that i'm getting quite attached to him and he chuckled and flashed a sly little smile and cooed, "good, i am too" and i'm still a little bubbly about it, but now this? fuck me i am swooning way too hard

🐺 chat, he /made/ us a decoration for our bedroom temple space and it's so cute and there are big feelings right now

🐺 time to put edibles and toys in me, i think

dogwoman who accidentally crinkles plastic bottle and drops herself into clickerspace

🐺 this one's for the puppygirls

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

🐺 fun fact: Nora's emoji is falling leaves because puppies love playing in piles of leaves

🐺 a hot guy wearing just an oversized hoodie just made me eggs, bacon, and croissants for breakfast, and we're gonna hit the edibles and snuggle through the afternoon, so i think today might actually be a good day

🐺 wearing my hot pink bandana because she said i should wear more pink for her even though i hate wearing it but i miss her so i'm wearing it