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he's like rodney dangerfielding a little here imho

chicken alfredo pasta is saving me rn

I gave my dad my copy of Dorley Hall

DL Alpha looking for Omega NO SOULBONDING MUST BE ON HEAT SUPPRESSANTS

"you've got mail" - iconic easy to find sample "you have x new messages" - doesn't exist anywhere, impossible to find, clearly nobody wants to fuck their landlines like they did the computer

customer is wearing a shirt that says "FAITH OVER FEAR✝" but it does definitely read as "FAITH OVER FART" from a distance

her pussy has me screaming "what sort of cipher is this?"

paging on the store intercom with my gay little tgirl voice like "ooooh faggot BLAST" at the customers

i was smoking with a friend and she kept just like lightly hitting my leg at random to annoy me and i turned to her and just went "yeah okay i get how you're into sister stuff"

and what are YOU lookin' at

with the first overall pick in the 2026 MLB draft, the Chicago White Sox have selected: the girl reading this 💕

playing around with dolls

I'm i

wait im gugbo

i bought it btw

anyone getting laid too much and need some help

having my first authentic #chicago hot dog

thanks again for putting up with me @treegirl.it.com sorry your team had to run into the juggernaut that is the decimated by injuries 4th place boston red sox

I heard in Canada they have individual cigarettes printed with "SMOKING KILLS" sometimes. As someone who quit smoking years ago, i would pick right back up with those only because it would indicate to the audience that i have a troubled past and am aware of the path i have taken as a modern ronin

I heard he ran into a cliffside painted like a tunnel and the impact knocked a bolder off and he got squished

its always "im on vacation lets live a little" and then youre on the way home and its "i maybe should not have spent 100 dollars just on frozen margaritas this week"

supa pochaco

is drake still alive? last i heard he fell down a well

desperately want to find that porno my friend talked about in high school where a guy fucks a burger for 10 straight minutes. according to him he doesn't even cum

they should let you use the microwave with the door off so you can cook everything in the kitchen all at once

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

oh i get it they're called the new york jets because it's short for the jetropolitans

unused ideas

The Women's Professional Baseball League has announced team names and branding ahead of its inaugural season, which begins August 1. They are the Boston Hunters, the Los Angeles Queens, the New York Heights, and the San Francisco Firebells (elaboration on meaning/inspo in this thread).

bro they laid off the Doom 2016 developers. that's like if you laid off the studio that made arguably one of the best first-person shooters of all time, like Doom 2016

transit card model for the Rosewood Area Transit System (RATS) (it's not a backronym either)

designing branding for a city transit system for a video game

designing branding for a city transit system for a video game

oh i got it they're called the brooklyn nets because it's short for netropolitan

my first atheon kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who up in chi town wanna go to the field museum w me rn

pathetic, bobby. get a grip

getting a baseball themed sex worker, call that a mound visit

if trap comes back into general lexicon im going to start swinging on some of you dumb bitches

i think we all need to internalize exactly one (1) important lesson Always Bet Against David Hogg

that's crazy that this is the first picture they use for him on google he looks like he's cumming straight dust in this

New York Yankees Miku and Boston Red Sox Miku toxic hatefuck yuri

concept art for a dating sim/visual novel that i still wanna make