Can you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men.

Giggling and kicking my feet watching stray kids clips

Hey if you guys are really, really, really good—like if you don’t rape anyone, steal classified documents, obstruct the FBI, or attempt a coup—maybe Santa will bring you one of these for Christmas

Me with my baby

oh fuck off

That means... Socks hit The Pentagon!!!! 🥹😭

we all know this classic way

aespa karina #kpop

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Hello BlueSky!

Breaking News, Trump selects Dr. Nick Riviera to serve as Surgeon General. #TrumpCabinet

If a Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library. They don’t know where, or what it is!

The double standards are epic

I am looking forward to laughter this holiday season. We all need to make this a goal. I figure reading books and not watching TV should help.

🦋🦋

Books you MUST read before you die: - Books you want to read That's it. Well done! Keep reading.

You could make the argument that all other branches of Christianity are the subunits and Catholicism is the NCT 127 of God

After having spent an inordinate amount of time on X, one thing that is now abundantly clear is that WE ALL KNOW HOW TO SPELL OVER HERE. I wondered why the writer in me has been so calm these past few weeks. Pat yourselves on the back, people. 💙 😁 💞

I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

When @smolkingarrin.bsky.social and myself watched the first episode of The Penguin, he totally forgot it was him, its CRAZY how SFX can change someone sometimes