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it's almost their season

I didn’t realize that the “hi hungry, I’m dad” dad joke has a deeper meaning, which is “please politely ask me for what you actually want instead of just announcing a problem to me.” “Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.” “🙄 Could you please make me something to eat?” “And how hard was that??”

deity

46 is truly the sweet spot in a woman's life. Too old to get kidnapped, young enough to travel, and smart enough to know that the only guy worth marrying is an 87-year-old multi-millionaire

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

I think aside from acts of service (the one he likes giving), his other love language is quality time (the one he likes receiving).

V <Rêvé> Preview Poster 📅 Pre-order: 2025.01.14. 11AM (KST) ~ 📅 Release: 2025.02.03. (KST) #V #뷔 #V_Rêvé

Netflix announces new stop-motion animation series MY MELODY & KUROMI. Coming July 2025.

Say what you will about Ebenezer Scrooge but his pajama game was on another level. You can hate the man, but you can't hate that nightgown/cap/slippers/candle combo. Straight-up cozy.

It also makes it harder for them to ban books.

🐹: Are you ARMY? 🐿️: Of course I'm ARMY. I was ARMY/army and I am ARMY. 🐹: Past, present, and future, for it all. 🐿️: Absolutely all. 🐹: Forever? 🐿️: Yes. I have it for real. The word "ARMY" and us, it's incredible. 🐹: Yes of course. (cr: ryuminating)

Instead of another anime/comic con, we need a Scholastic Book Fair con with dozens of vendors selling fun reading accessories. I use to set money aside as a kid to make sure I got the best bookmarks, erasers and fun trinkets 😂

I know there are bigger issues to focus on, and I haven’t lost sight of them… But can movies/TV figure out sound so one volume works the whole time? Why is the dialogue a whisper, but a passing car sounds like it just drove through my wall? Rant over 😑

I’ve been feeling numb for days so now I’m watching my PTD and SOWOOZOO dvds on loop just to feel something. Grief is weird.

OMG SURPRISE DROP!!!

Celebratory 30k post 🥳

i can't explain to my husband what makes a purse desirable to me because i barely know myself. once in a blue moon a purse will sing its strange little song to me and i will follow its leathery chorus to the shore. then i will stare at it on a website for 6 months before deciding not to purchase

Love these photos from the Unicef: Love Myself campaign. This holiday season, let’s share the warmth. Whether it’s donating to a charity or lending a helping hand, even small acts of kindness can make a big difference! #BTS #DailyBTS #DailyBangtan #BOTD #BangtanOfTheDay

I HAVE BEEN SO PRODUCTIVE TODAY BUT AT WHAT COST? (the cost is sleep)

Hobi must have forgotten their 🐦 password. 😂

Hobi’s Weverse moment 🌟 (241204)

Just so everybody knows, there is no official Birthday post from @/bts_bighit on X (Twitter) because of the situation right know in South Korea. I would like to wish Seokjin a happy birthday regardless and hopefully everything ends quick and safe🙏🏻

Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough

Happy 10th Birthday Berry Bahng!

night ✨ rider

A nurse from another ward in the hospital just handed me a cup of tea because she said I looked cold and she was worried about me.

December has begun.

WHERE IS MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED?

we all know this classic way

Books you MUST read before you die: - Books you want to read That's it. Well done! Keep reading.

Other Johnny texting me out of the blue to send me a picture of Timothée Chalamet is the funniest thing that’s happened to me today

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

You could make the argument that all other branches of Christianity are the subunits and Catholicism is the NCT 127 of God