Making the most out of these wooden signs I bought from da goodwill!

She's a 10 but she calls the caret on the keyboard "Capital 6". I'm not talking about myself.

Without spoiling Stranger Things finale... I'm glad they weren't the Lord of the Rings route and gave everything a chance to breath. I love when these kinds of journeys take the time to show what life is like now for the heroes on the other side of it all.

Me before Stanger Things 5: Things couldn't possibly get any stranger. Me at the cliffhanger for the finale:...huh. I'll be dammed. They got stranger.

IT IS TIME. Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

If I had a nickel for every time I crashed my bike on the way to work on black ice at a very specific part of my commute, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

I stg if this snow blows 100% off my roof and onto the driveway I JUST shoveled I'm going to crash out.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA (I have parked my car near you and forgot to remove the Kraft Singles from the passenger seat, and they are now melting in the sun)

I am SO. GODDAMN. SICK. of people whining about the state of Pokemon when Shin Megami Tensei is RIGHT THE FUCK THERE. You want a brutally difficult, mature turn based RPG? It predates Pokemon, ya dunce, and it has more entries than Pokemon too.

Fuck you Geoff don't say Titanfall and then give me a fucking hero shooter fuck off goddamn it

contender for worst closer of all time tbh

"I think you'll want to play it too" and it just literally looks like every other game.

Fuck off I asked for Titanfall 3 not Hero Shooter #9872345.

Happy 19, November and 20, November to all who observe. Don't forget to leave out milk, cookies and a tab of acid for good-cool and Reo Nagumo.

La-Mulana is so goddamn cool. I wish archaeology was real.

Holy shit it happened. The sale of the Tampa Bay Rays was approved. RIP in piss, Stu, you won't be missed.

My mood during furry cons and events in 2025:

This morning, I was raving to my roommates in the car about how much I love my job and how fortunate I was to have found it. An hour ago, I found out my services are no longer needed. Downturn in business. Economy bad. If anyone needs me, I'll be crying in my home office with a bottle of soju.

I have a Birds (actual birds) feed on Bluesky, so now I need a Birds (Philadelphia Eagles) feed. Because there are two birds inside me: one is all E A G L E S EAGLES and the other is an actual tweet tweet bird that eats seeds and shit. @rgtm.bsky.social knows what this is like

I love when I ask for context for a problem, do not get it, fix what turns out to be a totally unrelated problem and then get told I suck at my job for not fixing your problem. I cannot fix problems I do not know about. Use your goddamn words like an adult and TELL ME.

Normies: "Silksong is out!" Me, an intellectual: "New Everybody's Golf is out!"

My Garmin: Hey girl, your heart rate is a bit high and you're not moving. Me, using the arm it's on to stabilize heavy parts as I'm reattaching them to the game: 🫠

If a creepypasta turns a kid friendly game into a horror experience, then a creepypasta of a horror game should turn it into a pleasant experience where absolutely nothing bad happens Instead of a jumpscare, you get a jumpnice :)

Bring Your Lunch to Tiny-Huge Island So You Can Eat It Really Big

If you ask if something is open when it is clearly closed and the staff is standing there waiting for you to leave for the night? You are the worst kind of person. Fuck you.

I think my favorite thing about fans of baseball as a whole vs fans of individual teams is that the former are all sad that Rocktober is once again not happening.

a well known sign of a healthy democracy is when people constantly compare both presidential candidates to hitler

Yesterday, I went to bed with a Small in Goblet I was fairly happy with. This morning, I woke up and won a Medium in Goblet I am extremely happy with. LET'S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOO!

There are 2 songs I detest people putting their own spin on: the Star Spangled Banner by Francis Scott Key and John Stafford Smith; and Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet.

I was just talking to the security guard at work and he was just telling me one of the guys in his reserve unit got popped for cocaine. My only thought is "who can afford coke in this economy?"

wow it's just banger after banger this patch

about time they added this in

nice argument, unfortunately i have depicted you as pregnant with sonic the hedgehog's child

Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word.

Games that released the year I was born (legally distinct from OrangeRight's since we're the same year)

the funniest thing about modern beatmania IIDX is that no matter how many modern songs with incredible production they add, it's still your god-given right to walk up to the machine, insert your credit, and blast this fucking shit to the entire arcade, as it has been for the past 26 years

King of Hyrule Denies Existence of Tingle Client List hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

I have gone from "if I look at a can of Monster I'll have a panic attack and die" to "why do I have a subscription to energy drinks" in the span of 2 weeks and idk how to feel.

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

I came across a troll post in a Reddit thread where someone wanted a heavy series. They called it “cringe” to recommend Berserk. I don’t care how far your tongue is pressed into your cheek - if you think anything about Berserk is “cringe,” you have no media literacy.

happy 15 years to the goat 15 fucking years youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo

The fact that so many people will happily play Persona but refuse to touch dating sims is alot higher than it should be, considering the Social Link system is literally Diet Tokimeki Memorial.

I finally got a standing desk for my setup and it is such a game changer, which honestly I knew but KNOWING and ACTUALLY HAVING ONE are totally different things.

I know I really should listen to the full thing before passing judgement but I CANNOT STAND THE THREE CHEERS REMASTER. The only way this could be worse would be if they did the same thing to Bullets.

SUMMER IS HERE AND SO IS MY SILLY LITTLE TANK TOP (plus some new stickers!) Available at: theyetee.com/kduffles

Fighting For Ever 'Destrega' PlayStation

We Honestly Hate Those Dumb Ass Silver Stars but Red Coins Are Getting Harder To Come By