The president of the United States is so brain-dead that he doesn't remember which country he's threatening to destroy the world's greatest military alliance over.

It's pretty fitting that 2026 is the year of the horse, because holy FUCK the amount of horseshit that's been going on the first two weeks, especially a state-funded domestic terrorist group murdering an American citizen, and my fucking country being a threat to world peace. I'm sick of it already.

Local basketball court turned into an ice skating rink thanks to the weather we've had

Very funny joke, GAME. #Balatro

Trying to work on a straight flush build, but I really need that banana to go pop. #Balatro

what the hell are are they doing

can't wait for this moment to get animated in my hero academia final season and the episode getting a perfect 10 on IMDB

Imagine fumbling the tush push. Couldn't be me.

It's that time of the year again

🌐 #art

#3157 A helpful tutorial

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Mattress Firm? I sure hope so.

There's no point in centrism when one side wants to metaphorically staple your ballsack to an outhouse.

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

As much as I wanted the Blue Jays to win this one, my god, this was an incredible World Series and incredible Game 7. GG Dodgers. #WorldSeries #MLB

Summoning Salt just CRUSHED the world record for Mike Tyson's Punch-Out while blindfolded. What's even more insane is this statement in the video description: "This beats Matt Turk's fastest run with his eyes open." 🤯 What a legend. Congrats, Salt, on another WR. youtu.be/vU-2VLdY9XQ

yeah this chart is impossible what the fuck lmao #DDR #DDRWORLD youtu.be/tpxLUmFxeio

And there he goes! #PSU www.espn.com/college-foot...

Franklin's gotta go. #PSU

god, my leg hurts so bad, I feel like I'm gonna diagnose someone with not lupus

【お仕事】 i drew the jacket art for 「not so gorgeous」 by @rgtm.bsky.social in EX-XDRiVER's v1.6 update!! please enjoy 💙

Coming soon in v1.6: Five more Flash Tracks will be added to the Neon Circuit as Part 2 of the "FLASH : forward" initiative! This content update features 3 pre-existing songs, one original track from Eraser, and one distant challenge—or is that just a mirage? Please look forward to it!

> having a chat with some boomer > boomer says outdated opinion > i make a rational retort > "yeah, well I'm old-school" okay, well you can still change your mind, you stubborn, ignorant fuck, lmfao

Three copies of polychrome Canio. End result is x25^3 • x1.5^3 multiplier (x52734.375). Pareidolia plus a few Immolates accelerated the scaling. Who knows how much further I could've gone. #balatro

Well, then. That's a first for me. #balatro

I'm in love with this modern take on an UTAU classic. Teto is love. Teto is life. youtu.be/11ZwM2O6gss

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Everyone seems allergic to the word, but Charlie Kirk was not an activist, he was a propagandist. Turning Point was a meme factory backed by a billionaire designed to steer kids towards Christian Nationalism. He didn’t advocate for policy; he spun narratives to change beliefs. Propaganda.

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

in unrelated news, I had no idea ParagonX9 came back like two weeks ago

The worst part about it is that the administration will do whatever it takes to dig dirt up on the suspect and demonize/weaponze it, instead of actually working to solve the problem at hand. You just KNOW they're making him a martyr as we speak. Marginalized groups are going to suffer.

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name

the irony is off the charts

Bleak

do you like nijika's drawing

New PB. More details in the Alt text caption. #balatro

catching up on city the animation episode 5 is the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen from any form of animation yeah city is my new #1 favorite anime lmao

DIY > AI

and there goes my interest in using wplace

CITY!!

for years ive been obsessed with this dumbass life hack video with the most insane music ive ever heard but could never find it again. always thought about it randomly periodically. i just found it in my downloads folder from 2021 titled a.mp4 while cleaning out my computer and i am so happy

It is done. I've made Photochad in Wplace. #wplace #balatro

For the admins/mods running #wplace, are you sure you guys aren't getting a DDoS right now? This queue setup is hilarious and is probably unnecessary if you're getting attacked

shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan #wplace

spotted this gem in the youtube comments lol