brb, uninstalling Office from my gaming handheld (it has been on this screen for like five minutes)

me talking to my wife about how jaime lannister is one of the best characters in fiction

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

i am now the benevolent dictator of jira

like if revenge sucks then why is it so rad. explain that

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To see a brighter tomorrow.

I have the perfect plan to resurrect the democratic party, but it will NOT work if a 50-follower bluesky account is mean to me

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2 can pringles 1 adderall 1 red bull try my recipe boy

PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

lyse & freedom fried chicken ✨

dt hildibrand is so peak

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

there is nothing in the rules of baseball that says that a game has to end

been pushing for an it asset audit and got nothing buy pushback from my team, so I went and did a storage audit myself. now my dept head is actually making us do a full asset audit. fucking dolts

ENCOM exec: we have used the AI to create the perfect weapon and given it the realistic visage of an annoying pedophile

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

i'm sorry but if you're the guy that was yapping a few years ago about how pirating anime is bad because of how easy it is to stream now, you get to lie in the bed you made, dumbass

oomfie

Fourchenault Leveilleur [ #ffxiv | #art | #ff14 ]

the Sheetz gamer is a powerful figure

oomfie

i'm gonna be real this type of thumbnail just comes across as incredibly fruity

i keep staring at this for dopamine

i can't believe the state that behaves like a bratty stub is acting like a bratty sub

really not feeling halloween this year and it sucks

JEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.

please kill me if i ever become the main character and crash out so hard lowtax's ex asks if im being haunted by his newtype ghost

they crafted their own 🐉!!! ✨

SBFP on Trial

fighter jets are the mecha of the skies

archange/sol squadron. from carriercon a while ago

PERFECT BLUE

this is why i will always have a job lol

Next up, Tataru and Lyse #FFXIV

a reason to exist #ac6

i need ten million dollar

looking through the past few months of posts and woof am i negative

been watching fma

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

i did it i played a video game