Btw I'm talking about #Stampot here cause by god no matter how perverted I get I will always be Dutch. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot

burger tuesday

My dungeon told me Malice keeps eating her knights so I asked how many knights she has and she said she just sends a lindwyrm to the court and gets a new knight afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding knights to Malice and then her daughters started crying.

Just One More Bite, Please!! ～You Can't Leave This Room Until You Gain 100 Pounds (And Have ♀ Awkward, Stuffy Lesbian Sex ♀)～

Okay everyone promises that they'll play the armored core for answer recomp if it comes out right? I can challenge anyone I want to a fight and win awesome style? 👉👈

Really woke anti-war activist: "to give you an idea of how bad war really is, most soldiers on the front line develop the same mental disorder as the majority of trans women do."

If you make a website and add the legitimate interest in your cookie options you do deserve to die you know

girls wearing 1 are sweet and innocent and girls wearing 6 are shameless perverts and they should kiss silly style

Every time I open Reddit I get served with posts by gorgeous cis-passing trans women whose self-image has been so destroyed by “do I pass”/surgery subreddits they’re talking about their own beautiful physiognomy like a Victorian phrenologist

Okay maybe I should reconsider fae pronouns...

Got violated twice by my girlfriend on the way back from my mom. First she (very cutely) picked some bramble berries, then stuffed all of them in my mouth at the same time. (I don't even like them that much cause they're very sour...) Pictured here (the picking, not the stuffing):

Then some random girls yelled at us to kiss, cause we were holding hands, and she actually did. Like, full on tongue and everything (which, from what I could hear, led to stunned silence followed by giggles). So yeah... 😵‍💫💗

Dutch woman liking capitalism because it lets her be abusive to lesser people 1636🤝2026

Uploaded to our site too valerie.vg/media/docs/R...

In for a penny in for a pound? I'll let you in me for a penny and a pound.

live a good life in service of others and look at how you’ll be remembered.

OH MY GOOOOOOOD THIS IS GOOD PLEASE READ THIS JUST FOR ME OKAY?? 🥺

i'm sure that when russian bombs level my mum's house i will be delighted that up until then she had a good job

Congratulations, you've been promoted to corpse ☠ CHECK OUT OUR KICKSTARTER, LINK IN BIO Credits in the replies!

The specific gender euphoria of being friends with other wife-brained women ☀️

Mackerel salad……

Streamed: 22 hours ago Hit the discord and ask for help if you want to get into it.

Although I sometimes have to take breaks, I am dead set on finding where we go after Armored Core For Answer. Armored Core 6, while more accessible was in many respects a step backwards. We have lessons to learn. We must go faster. We must go further.

Seeing my girlfriend get a lot of attention for her pictures and thinking "Hehe, I bet everyone is so jealous of me, because I have such an awesome girlfriend >:3"

I'M SO FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT SEEING MY BEST FRIENDS TIED UP AND NAKED

Oops! Looks like I got captured... Wow I look good in rope 😳

some #pickles are meant to have an edge, but not you...there’s no #horseradish or #garlic in your brine, #mommy thinks those make you too sharp…you’re not going to be #sour, but #sweet… mommy’s littel #sweet pickle forever… #pickleplay #picklesplo

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My confession: I lowkey hate reading Bsky microfics. I'm sorry, it just... this website does not make for an elegant reading experience at all once it goes past a handful of posts. And the moment you throw it onto Ao3 or something instead the 300-character formatting utterly loses its charm

Help the Lolita dress site is flirting with me after I bought a dress there and it's working on me...

there's no fucking way. was i cumming while lindsey graham was dying?! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

LEAKING THE FINAL CHAPTER OF WARHOUND NOT EVEN KALLIDORA KNOWS OF THIS YET

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏

NEWSFLASH: autopsy reveals Graham Lindsey died from SHIGELLOSIS contracted from kissing returning Iran war soldier! Autopsy showed that by the time of death 12% of Lindsey's body mass consisted of Shigella bacteria and researchers are studying his tissues for use as a new bacteria culture medium.

Common misconception: Lindsey Graham didn't die from the usual dehydration associated with diarrhea, he actually died from an internal rupture from internal pressure cause his arms were too weak and frail to pull his buttplug out that he keeps in there so he doesn't shit his pants at the senate.

I used to know a guy who worked for Lindsey Graham and he was in charge of booking flights for him. He hated his job cause he had to make sure Graham had to sit to the closest seat near the aeroplane toilet, but he couldn't show a diagnosis. Graham just kept bringing raw chicken wings with him.

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

they call him Graham because his hammy skin tone has now got the ashen pallour of death btw

look, young posters, i need you to understand something. right now, quantity is a quality all of its own. no need to only post bangers. you just need to fire everything and see what sticks, much like Lindsay Graham's bowels did as he shat himself to death so hard it jettisoned him out the window.

turns out the space marine did nothing and the lesbian looking boy shot the only goal. more proof that women can do anything

*emerging from a mountain cave* chuuni women are more fun to rape

like just taking care of someone after fucking and giving them treats and making them feel safe and secure and lovable,,, especially tops...make your tops feel safe and loved

We're hanging in there but im still pretty anxious because I don't get paid for another 2 weeks bc of pay period stuff. Between keeping fed and my gfs windshield every little bit helps still. thank you for all the support so far, I'm really deeply grateful to anyone who has shared anything with us

God my girlfriend is so hot when she's domming evil style 💗💗💗

<- this bitch exclusively bottoms for rapists